catfishxxing

they/any, minor, birdbrained individual.

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requests are always open

(unless said otherwise)

yeah thats it

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and here i thougnt vent art was supposed to be dark and edgy why is wonderful whimsical yaouri on my screen

[ny4lt1mod3]

they're having thier moment

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oh my gor theyre sexxing rught in front of me geg a room ouhhh

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green wtf you ruined it

based on this post

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yes im transcoding genderless beans

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they better scramble like an egg before they get folded like an omelette

[drawing-write]

Worms

White: “Would you still love me if I was a worm?”

Green, suddenly flushed: “A worm?”

White: “…why are you saying it like that.”

Green, sweating: “No reason.”

White: “GREEN.”

Green, unable to stop themselves: “…what kind of worm...?”

White: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT KIND OF WORM.”

Green: “I just— I need to know the species.”

White: “You need to- GREEN????”

Green: “Are you a segmented worm or a flatworm or-”

White: “GREEN.”

Green: “…are you slimy?”

White: “GREEN!!!”

Green, quietly: “I would love you more if you were a worm.”

White: “WHAT?????"

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im scared of miss-characterization. hm. maybe i wont draw this character. hm. yep. good compromise

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its rivuleting for sure

[r3lishjar]

really short and quick self indulgent brime comic bc i heart brime

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filler doodle and actual art bellow, cw nudity.

i needed the practice and this came to mind for some reason. dont think too hard abt it.

[angstychilz]

Our goat white DESERVES a harem 🤑🙏 . Nobody in the ship in safe not even purples fish ( taken hostage ) .

In White’s perfect world, Episode 5 goes very differently :)

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hydrate your limes glugg glug blub

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pretty much yeah

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when the 'apology' so ass it make my stomach hurt

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so fuck these awkward interactions

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When you have the money to buy everything for every situation EXCEPT for how to comfort someone...

More PaidIntern! Only if the aliens weren't there and Green suddenly became homesick and started questioning their dreams after White crashed the Skeld into an asteroid.

I imagine White would be TERRIBLE at comforting people not because they lack empathy, but because they never quite prioritized the social skills in comforting others and now when confronted with a situation where someone is upset they just GENUINELY dont know what to do.

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this 👀