The Plastic Surgery Hall of Fame

==> Your name is FEFERI PEIXES and you're no longer yourself. Shell, you might as well no longer be a troll. But you don't mind. You pike being a monster.

[eridanoffishal-blog]

CA: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GIVVE ME A HAND HERE?! CA: RIBBIT! CA: Do you assholes havve any idea howw hard it is to type accurately wwith your tongue?

[contagiouscephalopod]

W͡)(ale̶, ҉I ͢suc̶ke̸r̸p̛o̷s͜e ̢I҉ ̨çòd ̸k͏elp. ͜N̢au̶t ͘pi̡k̷è ̨I͏'m͢ d҉oi͡nk̡ an̴ef́in̨ ̷else̸. ̡ W̕)̵(͡at̸ do̡ y̶ou ne̕éd́, ̶g҉up̛py? 3͝8͞)͘

[thevioletbloodedsorcerer-deacti]

totallynotannoying, harleysniper, contagiouscephalopod, alterniangirl, cancerously69, and vwizkid started followwin you

did any a you see that story about the spiders that wwere literally just oozin outta the wwalls at some humans hivve

because thats wwhat it feels like

i see one a you and then theres a bunch more a you

i mean not that im unhappy to see you unlike seein 4000-5000 venomous spiders

uh

ill just stop noww wwith the spider analogy

anywwavves names the sorcerer

nice to meet you

[contagiouscephalopod]

.̵..͟ ͡ ͡ W̢)(̢a̛le. Ocray.͏ ̷ ̷Yea)͘(͏,́ I'm goi̵nk̵ t͟o p҉re̴t̀end͢ ̛t̡)(at̵ ̵ẁ)(́o̢l̸e ͟spi͢der̢ ̶f̕in͘ i̸s̡n't͝ ̸t̵)͞(̕er͟e͠ ̕on͝ my̷ ̛s̛cre͜e̕n d͡es͟pi͟t̡ȩ O̸BV̸IO҉ƯS-E-E̷L̨Y ̀B̷-͜EI̶N̕K͞ ͜T̡)(͟-E͢R-̕E̛ ̴fǫr ҉the͡ ̴s̕a̕ke ͠of na͡ut m̡a̕k҉i͠n͡k ̀m̀e ́w͏o̶r̨r͠y ͟abo͢a̴t̸ ano͟t)҉(er --Eri̵f̵in.̧ I͟ ̷f̨ink̡ ҉you'̢r̷e̶ a̕n -͏-Erifin̵? ́I͏ ̢c̷an͢'̕t ͝s͘)(̛ell, ̧you s͢eam wa̛vȩ ól͟der.͜ Aņe̕waves,̢ ̸ni̴ce̛ to ̵m͝ȩet̕ ̢yo͏u͝ t҉oo!͞ I̸'m ̴Fef͘eri͡, Şo͠rce͏rer.͏ )(e)́(͏, s͡ti͡ll ob͞e͢s͝sed wit̴h ҉m̨ag̀i҉c͘ as ev̢ȩr͘?͏ ̕3̶8̴D

[littlecubesntea-blog]

M!A: The drones are coming! Better find both someone black and red to pail before the day is over, otherwise you're dead meat! (If you do die, then you're simply a ghost for the next day and this M!A expires.)

:(( < oh god oh shit the drones are coming!!

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[littlecubesntea-blog]

Nepeta wasn’t exactly sure what was going on behind her, but she could guess that her lower half was being undressed by the fuschia one’s tentacle hair. Something pressed up against her, and she couldn’t tell where it was coming from. Feferi’s head? Or her crotch? How the hell could Nepeta know. She was facing the damn wall.

[contagiouscephalopod]

She dug down deeper into her shoulder, taking care to give tugs on her that drug her shoulder around and brought more green blood to the surface. She was immensely pleased by the screams and shrieks, happy to keep it loud and noisy.

Her bulge brushed past the ends of her skirt, the multiple heads feeling along her skin before seeming to decide to head for her nook. She made little twitches of her hips, weak and watery compared to what was undoubtedly coming. 

[littlecubesntea-blog]

M!A: The drones are coming! Better find both someone black and red to pail before the day is over, otherwise you're dead meat! (If you do die, then you're simply a ghost for the next day and this M!A expires.)

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[littlecubesntea-blog]

"C-cut that out, Fefurry…"

[contagiouscephalopod]

She made no heed to pay attention to the other's request, instead enjoying the sounds and setting her eyes on a different part of her autonomy. The beak bit down into her shoulder this time, cutting into the skin and sending more olive dripping past.

Meanwhile she continued her motions, several tentacles moving down and slipping into her pants, dragging them down. She was getting impatient, and wanted to pail soon. Next the underwear were soon to follow, and it took to time at all for her bulge to unsheathe and push past her underwear. It rubbed up against the other's backside through the fabric of her skirt, and soft trills stayed present.

[littlecubesntea-blog]

M!A: The drones are coming! Better find both someone black and red to pail before the day is over, otherwise you're dead meat! (If you do die, then you're simply a ghost for the next day and this M!A expires.)

:(( < oh god oh shit the drones are coming!!

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[contagiouscephalopod]

She made a "come hither" motion with her fingers, curling them against her warm walls and uncurling them before repeating the process. Soft chirps and other light noises found their way to Nepeta's ears, and Feferi only interrupted them once to bite down on the ear itself again, giving it a slight twist and opening up another cut.

There was a warm feeling creeping on on her own crotch, and her bulge threatened to unsheathe, which prompted light pants from the seadweller, the tentacles twisting around on Nepeta's body.

[littlecubesntea-blog]

M!A: The drones are coming! Better find both someone black and red to pail before the day is over, otherwise you're dead meat! (If you do die, then you're simply a ghost for the next day and this M!A expires.)

:(( < oh god oh shit the drones are coming!!

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[littlecubesntea-blog]

Feferi’s hands roaming around her groin almost felt like an eternity to Nepeta. She couldn’t tell if it felt so long because she was looking forward to this, or because of how torturous it felt having the heiress’s hands on her.

"Yaaaaaawn, I’m wondering when you furnally plan to-" her sentence was cut off and replaced with a quiet whine as Feferi began to press at her nook.

[contagiouscephalopod]

There was an odd flicker of something that could've been victory across her face as Nepeta was cut off, pressing her fingers down harder against the other's nook.

"Does that answer yoar questfin?"

Her other hand found its way to the hem of her underwear, pressing down past them as well and felt along her hips. Soon it too came forward to where her crotch was, and the other that was previously grinding against her was removed. The other took it's place, now right against the skin. She pressed her fingers against the entrance to Nepeta's nook, and with a soft chirp from herself, she began to slip them down into the other.

[littlecubesntea-blog]

M!A: The drones are coming! Better find both someone black and red to pail before the day is over, otherwise you're dead meat! (If you do die, then you're simply a ghost for the next day and this M!A expires.)

:(( < oh god oh shit the drones are coming!!

:// < who the hell am i supposed to message?? ampurra?? kittuna?? no way in hell am i messaging fefurry…

[littlecubesntea-blog]

"As a matter of fact, I do live in a cave. You act like my act of defurrance is worse than what you’re doing."

She felt her body turn to stone as Feferi laid her hands on her front, but that feeling soon faded as she felt a beak biting into her ear as if it was some kind of snack. Nepeta couldn’t help but let out a startled, yet pained yelp.

[contagiouscephalopod]

"Further proof that you're rude as shell. Anewaves, would you rather pail me or die to the drones?"

She released her beak's hold on her ear, going back to making her soft chirps in the other's, now bleeding, ear. The tentacles writhed and wriggled, some lessening their hold. Others kept theirs as tight as ever, with those around her arms keeping to the latter group. 

Her hands crept upwards again, finding the warm crotch of the oliveblood's, making a sharp little chirp once she did. She tried and sneak a down down against it, feeling through her underwear to the other's nook. She could certainly be considered a little eager to get on with it. Her index and middle finger curled up against the other, pressing down against the skin and entrance and felt her out.

[littlecubesntea-blog]

M!A: The drones are coming! Better find both someone black and red to pail before the day is over, otherwise you're dead meat! (If you do die, then you're simply a ghost for the next day and this M!A expires.)

:(( < oh god oh shit the drones are coming!!

:// < who the hell am i supposed to message?? ampurra?? kittuna?? no way in hell am i messaging fefurry…

[littlecubesntea-blog]

”I don’t know if I should be grateful or disgusted.” she groaned. Feferi didn’t seem intent on releasing Nepeta, so the oliveblood took a moment to kick her leg back against the monster behind her.

"No wonder nopawdy wanted to come near you evfur since you became… this."

[contagiouscephalopod]

She gave a hiss and a stumble, the kick landing square on one of the tentacles that acted as her legs, and was caught again by the others twisted around Nepeta and the rest of her legs reacting quickly. The result was severe tightening around Nepeta as she brought herself back up again, those teeth digging in further and some cutting into her clothes. 

"And you must live in a cave, with manners pike that."

Her hands slipped down further, past and into her pants. She reached around to the front, feeling the warm space between her thighs. A hard bite given to her ear was warranted, nicking the flesh and sending the smallest trail of olive down the curve of the cartilage. 

[trynottodrown]

Poisonous Blue Ringed Octopus | Okinawa Nature Photography

[littlecubesntea-blog]

M!A: The drones are coming! Better find both someone black and red to pail before the day is over, otherwise you're dead meat! (If you do die, then you're simply a ghost for the next day and this M!A expires.)

:(( < oh god oh shit the drones are coming!!

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[littlecubesntea-blog]

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"Wait, up against-" Nepeta didn’t have much time to think about that statement before she felt something pierce her wrists, earning a terrified gasp from her. Almost by instinct, her claws withdrew from her gloves, as that and her limited strength were her only lines of defense. The next thing Nepeta knew she was being shoved forward, jerked back, and shoved forward again, leaving her pressed against a wall face-first.

"What the hell, Fefurry?!"

[contagiouscephalopod]

Feferi still made her little coos, right up against Nepeta's ear. The tentacles flicked her hands upward and made her place her hands down against the wall, little peelings of paint falling away at the touch. Sharp edges still dug down, more joining in as the tentacles began to wrap around the rest of her arms. Several played over her stomach, two feeling through her shirt and jacket to her rumblespheres. Feferi herself seemed pleased with the situation, and she turned up to nip lightly against her ear while her own hands were placed on her hips and toyed with teasing down into her pants.

"You need someone to pail with don't you? And you didn't have a kismesis, so conchsider this as 'filling the part.'"

[susiesnapshot]

Printed in The Pictorial Medical Guide, 1953.

[queensimia-deactivated20181215]

step one: don’t let your daughter go out with Team Rocket

[littlecubesntea-blog]

M!A: The drones are coming! Better find both someone black and red to pail before the day is over, otherwise you're dead meat! (If you do die, then you're simply a ghost for the next day and this M!A expires.)

:(( < oh god oh shit the drones are coming!!

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[littlecubesntea-blog]

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Nepeta had never actually seen Feferi in person, so the tentacles suddenly appearing around her wrists took her by surprise. Nepeta knew Feferi had tentacles for hair, but she was unaware that they could function as actual moving limbs. She tugged at the appendages around her wrists, a bit disgusted.

"Uh huh."

[contagiouscephalopod]

She leaned in forward, resting her chin on Nepeta's shoulder, her fins brushing the other's hat in an almost tickling manner to herself. Feferi continually made light chirrups in the other's ear whilst prodding a cheek with her own beak. 

"Good guppy. Now, I say we do this up against the wall."

At those words, the tentacles on her wrists tightened, those sharp little teeth digging into the olive's skin and forcing blood to come in drops. Nepeta was shoved towards the nearest wall, saved at the last moment by a sudden jerk with the tentacles binding her hands. Feferi walked forward forcefully, making the other come along and drive her up against the aforementioned wall.

[littlecubesntea-blog]

M!A: The drones are coming! Better find both someone black and red to pail before the day is over, otherwise you're dead meat! (If you do die, then you're simply a ghost for the next day and this M!A expires.)

:(( < oh god oh shit the drones are coming!!

:// < who the hell am i supposed to message?? ampurra?? kittuna?? no way in hell am i messaging fefurry…

[littlecubesntea-blog]

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Oh. She must have gotten there first. Nepeta took Feferi’s shout as an invitation to come in, and so she did, twisting the knob to the front door. It took a little bit of effort to force it to move, given the hive’s current state. After some jiggling, Nepeta shoved the door forward with a kick and forced it open. It opened with a loud creak, exposing Nepeta to the unwelcoming darkness inside. She made sure to lock the door behind her.

Her eyes scanned the dim room in search of a set of stairs, and located a nearby staircase. It spiraled up into the second floor, presumably where the heiress waited. Nepeta ascended the steps, staying light on her feet out of fear the stairs might collapse underneath her.

"Fefurry?" she called into the darkness of the second floor. "Are you there?"

[contagiouscephalopod]

She disappeared back inside of the window at the sounds of Nepeta fiddling with the door, making soft chirrups to herself in amusement that died in the hallways. Well, this should take no time at all, and she was pleased with herself. Even then it wasn't hard to hear the approaching kitty troll, given how the hive had taken to aging and decaying. The stairs and floors creaked, yet it was pleasant enough to Feferi's own ears. 

She made for the stairway, knowing enough that she could meet up with Nepeta on the second floor, and caught sight of her exiting down onto the aforementioned floor. The look on her face could almost be taken as a smile, and she eased down behind Nepeta. Tentacles separated from the mass that hung down from her head, and took to lightly curling around Nepeta's wrists. 

"So. are you ready foar this, Catfish?"

[thelastknightofbalder-blog]

Send me "Don't chase the rabbit" and your muse will be shown a random memory from my muse's past.

[littlecubesntea-blog]

M!A: The drones are coming! Better find both someone black and red to pail before the day is over, otherwise you're dead meat! (If you do die, then you're simply a ghost for the next day and this M!A expires.)

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[littlecubesntea-blog]

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Surprisingly, Nepeta didn’t have much difficulty traversing the woods and onto the beach. There weren’t too many beasts lurking about, presumably most of them were asleep or in hiding.

She carefully treaded past the forest clearing and across the beach, looking right and left for anyone that could be watching. The literal coast appeared to be clear, so she proceeded to the front door of the massive hive and gave it a quiet knock.

[contagiouscephalopod]

Feferi sulked around the third floor of the decrepit house, keeping to the shadows. They had a funny way of bending and curling around her, twisting and writhing like her own tentacles in a way that surely wasn't exactly natural. She may had gotten into some certain... Things, whilst she had been away, even if she was used to those shenanigans in the first place. It wasn't exactly something that was worth mentioning anymore with her, but that didn't change the usual properties the darkness took on.

She was just about to consider moving up another floor when a knock came from below her and her fins perked up. She had previously only been thinking about making sure that all life had already fled the hive, but the fact that she finally had company struck a good note with her. She walked around the where one of the windows on the floor overlooked the front of the house and leaned out of it, taking care not to bump into the pointed shards of glass from the broken thing. 

She couldn't see Nepeta, given that a balcony sort of part hung over the front of the house, but she figured well enough that it would be her and called out, "Up here!"

[littlecubesntea-blog]

M!A: The drones are coming! Better find both someone black and red to pail before the day is over, otherwise you're dead meat! (If you do die, then you're simply a ghost for the next day and this M!A expires.)

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[littlecubesntea-blog]

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:33 < fantastic

arsenicCatnip [AC] ceased trolling contagiousCephalopod [CC]

Nepeta sighed quietly to herself, wasting no time captchaloging her tablet and two buckets, considering the other troll that took up her offer was some kind of unpredictable monster. Hopefully this won’t take long, since she needed material from both a matesprit and a kismesis. As she waved her lusus goodbye and set off, she felt a knot forming in her stomach.

[contagiouscephalopod]

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Feferi's trip up to the surface was quick and smooth, and within no time she clamored up onto the shoreline, eyes peeking up at the overhead shadow that thrust upwards towards the sky. The old hive was on a much grander scale than one could expect from a warmblood or even a greenblood, and she pondered the idea of it possibly being from an indigo. If they were an indigo, then all clown memorabilia had been taken away. Either that or they hadn't been into the whole "killer juggalo" thing. Or maybe she was over thinking and it had been a blueblood. 

But it fit her purpose and she stumbled into the crumbling archway where a door once stood, now laying sadly on it's side against the doorway itself. Various plants had tried making their homes here, green shoots pushing up out of the ground, and decay had settled into the place. Paint was peeling, unscavengable, weather-worn items had been tossed about and torn into by intruders, and yet it was empty.

Perfect.

She peered around, checking further to make sure she was safe and the place was secure still, and she slipped away to an upper floor, lurking in the shadows and waiting for Nepeta to show. 

[littlecubesntea-blog]

M!A: The drones are coming! Better find both someone black and red to pail before the day is over, otherwise you're dead meat! (If you do die, then you're simply a ghost for the next day and this M!A expires.)

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[littlecubesntea-blog]

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:// < okay

:33 < where can i m33t you beclaws i cant swim to the bottom of the ocean ://

[contagiouscephalopod]

G̨o͞o̶d̸,͟ b͢ec̕aus͝e̵ t)̸(͘ere's n̛o̶ ͝wáv̧e͏ ̡I'̛m s̡h͞o̕win͢k͡ y͞ou̧ m̕y ͠)(҉ive.͡ Anewaves͞, ͞I̵'v̡ę béen ͢u̶p to ̷t)̨(҉e ͡surf͟ac͡e͞ ͢p̷le̷nty o̧f ͞t͞i̧d͡e͠s ̸a͝n͡d ́I f͢oun̴d҉ a͠n̶ old ̶)(iv͞e̛ d́ow̧n by th̸e ͡s̛eás)̵(̨o͠rȩ.͘ ͝T)͢(̕e̢ ̷o̵wņer orginee̡l̨y ̸mùst҉'̧ve̢ gǫt͜t͜en in̨t̡o so̢me ͢t͝r̨ou͜be̡el̨ ͝t̷)(e̢iŗs̴)͞(e͠l̷l ̛ąnd no͢w i̕t͜'s̵ aba͘nd̴oned, b̛u̸t ͏ít'̷s ̢s͝til̴ĺ m̕o̢st̛l̶y in̷ g̷oód ̕s)̢(ape,̀ ͡s̵o i͘t̨ ͡ca͜n'͠t͠ )(͢ave bȩen͏ t͟)̛(e̵r͞e̢ ͢TƠO long͝. N̸o o̷ņe e͝l̶se̵'͏l͜l ̶b͜e҉ t̕)(̸e͡re,͟ ̨g҉iv̨en ͠t)̵(àt ̢i̧t́'s ͡alree͢dy be̶en p͝lunde̴re̛d͡,͏ ̧a̷n̵d ͜i͜t̡'͠s ̨priv͠ate, s͡o ál̢l'̶s w͞)͜(ale̸.