A.s.s.

[ghosthoodie]

“h4y peoples! h4ppy fuckin qu4dr4nts d4y! p4use your m4cking on your m4te for 4 second 4nd listen up!

im judging you now. put yourselves up 4 commission and he4r wh4t i h4ve to s4y! >::3

….only if you w4nt to though.”

(reblog with 1-2 fantrolls, replies will probably be hand drawn sketches! keep it SFW <3 )

[contagiousinsainity]

Amogus Suzzheih (THEY WERE MADE AS A JOKE BUT NOW THEYRE LIKE MY FAV FANTROLL I HAVE </3)

[contagiousinsainity]

🔫 (rat) waking up from passing out:

🔫: Oh mygod my head hurtss husiahfjsix wjaat whats happenin,,??

🎰 (rosie) & 🕶️: I SPENT THE NIGHT FUCKIN BOYS IM GA-

🔫: NOT AGAIN

- 🔫

[contagiousinsainity]

🕶️: real or cake

🆒: omg it has to be kale

🕶️: wait what

🆒: what

🌑: Why am I friends with any of you...

[contagiousinsainity]

Not me looking sick asf !! anywho I'm a protector ig !!!!! No clue what this shit means but !!

I'm Un, I'm 15, I used to play the guitar and now I'm just here to be a bitch ❤️

my prns are they/tune/chip/star/glam/strum, I'm usually up at night or whenever someones being a stupid fuck 💔💔 Which is a lot so hit me up !!!!

[contagiousinsainity]

🕶️ 🌑 and 🍵just sitting around minding their business:

🕶️: ...

🌑: ...

🍵: ...

🕶️: so about the fanny packs

🌑: Oh my fucking—

🍵 : I Am This Close To Kicking Your Ass

[contagiousinsainity]

🕶️: im like literally so tired jenny shut up about rocks

🍟: well im just saying metamorphic rocks are a lot more flavorful than sedimentary would ever be because its a combination of both two other flavors and burnt into one,

🕶️: oh my fucking godddddd

[contagiousinsainity]

im gay and like confused so like lets go

im dave strider (co-host of a system) and im just here cuz my partner made an account

im a homestuck fictive so like sourcemates interact (doubles are ok too) im also ok with just conversation in general

just gonna spout random shit out of my ass and probably make fun of people like idk