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(they/he, in my 30s) This is where I collect stuff that makes my brain happy--mostly OFMD, WandaVision, sci-fi/fantasy, and cats. Follow me if you dare! But 18+ only, please.

[rosebud-wizard]

remember to take breaks from your physical forms every now and then 

[frayed-wind]

[dduane]

Meanwhile, via Bluesky...

(See also the video here from ITN.)

[palmer]

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

[jurynullification]

How much

[palmer]

Only 3400

[jurynullification]

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

[palmer]

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

[678i0u]

#bring back this look

[makingtrouble]

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

[makingtrouble]

Actually I've decided this is a poem

[makingtrouble]

This is getting notes so let me just say

Himb 💞💝💘💖💞💝

[bleed1ngbabyb0y]

[badwolfdances]

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[ruebella-b]

Cosmic Love [a Doctor/Rose comic via Florence + The Machine]

[chloroformcandles]

Finally got over my artist block for a hot second

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[meliorn]

DOCTOR WHO GIF MEME: [3/7] outfits ♡ Rose Tyler (2x02)

[ktrew]

Mother

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[thescarletwatch]

Art by Luigi Rafael Serran.

[cappybara]

[league-of-extraordinarycomics]

Vision & Scarlet Witch by Iqnatius Budi.