I just need your thoughts on Misty. Just full unhinged freaky deaky Misty… and would you ever consider writing a fanfic like eat your young but for Misty? Cause I would be all over that.
freaky weird milf who is not Normal about affection or boundaries or social queues. my beloved. (also. im not sure!! my focus right now is my main fic, so we will see <33)
most of the fandom likes to paint misty quigley as this like, sexless thing that is probably a virgin well into her 40s but that is completely untrue. source? me.
this woman fucks and you all need to accept that. s1 date scene?? her manipulation tactics?? misty push up bra scene??? do i need to mention the one single bed and hand cuffs in her basement?? The natalie scatorccio calling her hot/pretty???
she Knows she's weird and off putting but she also knows shes hot to a certain demographic. they tried so hard to make christina ricci unattractive but thats impossible so u have the absolutely insane sex appeal of misty quigley that lesbians just. flock to
i know she had sex with women during college. and regularly likes to visit dyke bars when she can. shes so eager when she eats cunt and is completely and utterly devoted to being good at it.
strap game? weirdly good at it. like yeah she's 5'1 and if you're tall its gonna be awkward, but its compensated for the fact that this woman is so earnest and needy in wanting to make you come that her thrusts and rhythm and grunts next to your ear turn into something that have your eyes rolling back into your head
absolutely no boundaries like i said. she says weird freaky inappropriate things during sex and never apologises for it. "god you feel good. so fuckable and wet and slippery" or "ive always wanted to have sex in a hospital bed, [queue a dorky snort laugh] can we try that?" or "fuck, i bet you'd feel warm around my cock even on a morgue table" while literally fucking you from behind.
she'll agree to anything as long as it makes you feel good, and makes you want her, but she still wants control. conceding it after the wilderness, and how ostracised she's been, can never happen again.
if you want to call her names, like "mommy" or "daddy" or titles that have certain dynamics associated with them, she WILL make you embarrassed about it. she'll mock, pout, giggle and say "aw, did somebody have a rough childhood?" but still earnestly call herself that and be tender and sweet about it in the aftermath
she looooves a forced intoxication kink. bring it up to her and misty quigley.exe will stop working for half a second before she's practically floating on air
