Bet Youve Never Seen A Wreck like This

  //indie oc// 18+// by:randi// 12-25-16//  

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Connection: friend, client, neighbor, anything Open to: nonmutual and mutual || m, f, nb

“What is the statistical probability of my ever encountering a horror movie demon?” she asked as she watched movie with the other, “And would you say my chances of survival or likely given my inclination to the supernatural or slim due to my inclination to the supernatural?”

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—————— the assassin leaned BACK into his seat his blue hues turning A W A Y from the movie to look at the woman, ‘’ you know you could probably get in their heads or something-- i have no clue.’’  raul had WORKED with demons before- they kind of sucked a lotta ass, all up in there ways- but he didn’t want to sound c r a z y by telling her that, ‘’--but you’ll survive- it aint that h a r d.’’

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okay so here’s the thing with all girl indie rp blogs. i’m about to rant a little.  i’ve been roleplaying for quiet some time now. 5 years at least. had a few blogs here and there, always ended up leaving. why, you ask ?? because of the fact that all of my muses were females. i’ve tried roleplaying as guys so many times before ( never felt comfortable while doing so ) and have always recieved so much attention as soon as a male starter was posted. to get replies to my girls ?? fuck, i need to repost at least twice or simply hope there will be a good soul online who doesn’t actually mind replying to female starters ( bless you all who do, btw, you know who you are !! ) but damn !! why do girls get no damn attention ?? it makes me so sad. and here’s another thing; i hate doing long ass developed bios for my girls because i know barely anyone reads them. although i know exactly what i’d like them to be and their past and everything, i just don’t want to do them because they get ignored anyways and it freaking sucks. ugh. i’m almost a hundred percent positive i’m speaking on behalf of most all girl rp blogs on here. 

FEMALES DESERVE MORE ATTENTION. i’m sorry, but they do.

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tangled sentence starters.

a few sentences from tangled. there maybe be a part dos at some point!

‘ when will my life begin? ‘

‘ all the things we’ve seen and it’s only eight in the morning! ‘

‘ don’t let her/him see you! ‘

‘ i’m not getting any younger down here. ‘

‘ boy, i could get used to a view like this… yep, i’m used to it. ‘

‘ how do you do that every day wihout fail? ‘

‘ it looks so exhausting! ‘

‘ then why does it take so long? ‘

‘ i’m only kidding. ‘

‘ look at that young, attractive woman. oh, look, you’re here too. ‘

‘ i’m feeling a little run down. ‘

‘ look at you, as fragile as a flower. ‘

‘ guess i always knew this day was coming. ‘

‘ mother knows best. ‘

‘ something will go wrong, i swear. ‘

‘ stop, no more! you’ll just upset me! ‘

‘ on your own, you won’t survive. ‘

‘ no, no. no no no no no… this is bad… this is very bad. ‘

‘ i can’t believe that even with all we’ve been through together, you still can’t trust me. ‘

‘ alone at last. ‘

‘ i’ve got a person in my closet. ‘

‘ you know i hate leaving you after a fight, especially when i’ve done nothing wrong. ‘

‘ ugh. great. now i’m the bad guy. ‘

‘ well that is a very long trip! ‘

‘ you sure you’ll be alright on your own? ‘

‘ but may i just say…. hi. ‘

‘ will you stop that? ‘

‘ call it what you will ; fate, destiny.. ‘

‘ when i promise something, i never ever break that promise. ever. ‘

‘ here comes the smolder. ‘

‘ this is kind of an off day for me ; this doesn’t usually happen. ‘

‘ here i go! ‘

‘ for, like, the first time ever, i’m completely free! ‘

‘ i can’t believe i did this! i can’t believe i did this. ‘

‘ oh my gosh, this will kill her/him. ‘

‘ i am a despicable human being. ‘

‘ you just got to do it. ‘

‘ a little rebellion is natural, healthy, even. ‘

‘ you’ll know it when you smell it. ‘

‘ find your humanity! ‘

‘ i had a dream once.. ‘

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❛ When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name, to let them know I really don’t care about them. ❜

A Ron Swanson™ sentence meme.      ↳accepting              ↳ @dyysnomia

—————— ‘’normally if someones bein’ a clingy b i t c h- i just ignore them, then they get the point.’’ he snarled into his cigarette  with a slight G R I N-- ‘’ not that people ever get attached.’’

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A Ron Swanson™ sentence meme.

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starksprincess:

Because we all need to appreciate our lord and savior, Ron Swanson.

❛ Is Star Wars the one with the little wizard boy? ❜

❛ I’m just gonna stay angry. I find that relaxes me. ❜

❛ I can’t go, because I don’t want to. ❜

❛ You take me nowhere, and I talk to no one. ❜

❛ If any of you need anything, too bad. ❜

❛ I’m not sure I’m interested in that. ❜

❛ No, I am sure. I’m not interested in that. ❜

❛ I like saying no. ❜

❛ I hate everything. ❜

❛ I love nothing! ❜

❛ I regret nothing. ❜

❛ I regret everything. ❜

❛ People are idiots. ❜

❛ Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing. ❜

❛ Normally, if given a choice between something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing. ❜

❛ I don’t want to seem overdramatic, but I really don’t care what happens here. ❜

❛ Keep your tears in your eyes where they belong. ❜

❛ Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars. ❜

❛ Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something. ❜

❛ I’m usually not one for speeches, so goodbye. ❜

❛ No. ❜

❛ What’s “cholesterol” ? ❜

❛ Your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely. ❜

❛ I’m not interested in caring about people. ❜

❛ Strippers do nothing for me. But I’ll take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace. ❜

❛ Birthdays were invented by Hallmart to sell cards. ❜

❛ You had me at meat tornado. ❜

❛ I like saying ‘no’. It lowers their enthusiasm. ❜

❛ [Son/daughter], people can see you! ❜

❛ Please do not approach me on the street after this event, and attempt to talk to me. ❜

❛ It’s called ‘the ground’ when it’s outside. ❜

❛ There’s no wrong way to consume alcohol. ❜

❛ Creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie. ❜

❛ I don’t like loud noises, and people making a fuss. ❜

❛ There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk… Which is water that’s lying about being milk. ❜

❛ I know what I’m about, son. ❜

❛ I think there should be less talking in life. ❜

❛ Breakfast food can serve many purposes. ❜

❛ When I eat, it’s the food that is scared. ❜

❛ I was born ready. I’m [name] fucking [name]! ❜

❛ Not to worry, I have a permit. ❜

❛ I would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings for 10 hours! ❜

❛ Crying. Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. ❜

❛ When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name, to let them know I really don’t care about them. ❜

❛ I’m not a sore loser! It’s just that I prefer to win, and when I don’t, I get furious. ❜

❛ I wouldn’t say we’re close. ❜

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kevin spacey bitches

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RONNIE

♡♡ It hurts a little to see Raul like this, which isn’t something he expected. This man always seemed like such a rock and seeing him in an almost vulnerable state was a bit jarring. Turning his head, he presses a soft kiss to the man’s head.

“ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ʙʏ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴏꜰꜰ,” His words are soft, comforting, as fingers gently trace patterns against the fabric of Raul’s shirt. He wasn’t about to ask the man what was bothering him, this was something that would require… baby steps. He didn’t want to drive the man away. “ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴏʀ ᴏɴᴄᴇ.”

——————curly locks pressed into the others nap as he moved his head c l o s e r to the other - arms lifting to hold the other t i g h t l y, - raul hadn’t realized how much he c r a v e d to be so close to someone, not that it mattered,  no one ever TRUSTED him enough to touch him, but r o n n i e had and now raul just needed to hold him,-- just for one SELFISH second. 

——————take care of him(?) he honestly didn’t know what the other would even do for him, he did everything for himself a l r e a d y,-- his he lifted up eyes opening slightly as he looked up at the other,- the blue hues of his exhausted eyes contrasting with the RED- whites that agreed with him on being exhausted, -- he let a sigh out as eyes shut again, ‘’ o k a y ronnie.. ill take the night off.’’

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Originally posted by 1800-watermelondrea

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if i follow you i want to rp with you

i’m just too scared to make the first move.

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BOOKWORM

[ sc. // @contractkxller // high school au ]

He knows the guy – in the vague sense of he knows everyone in the high school. He’s not a bad guy – anyone who didn’t bully Spencer outright was seen as a ‘not bad guy’. It’s not a great rating system, but one category is massively larger than the other and not the one you’d think. Apparently, dousing the football players lockers with itching power is not an acceptable thing to do, so he has two weeks of after school detention until 5, which is fine, because they can’t get to him in the classroom, and practice goes til 6 every night, so if he runs home, he avoids them. 

It’s not a great way to avoid what he knows is waiting for him sometime soon. he’s bored and the teacher left fifteen minutes ago. There’s only two of them, and Spencer is tired of just sitting. He’s done all his homework and read the books he brought, meaning he’s utterly bored. “Hey.” Spencer called, resting his chin on his folded arms, even if his voice is soft, it echoes and carries across the classroom, “Why are you here?” he asked, curiously.

—————— raul was the kid who sat alone at lunch- but he wasn’t even by anyone, not even the other loners- no, he would be at a table  with no food just waiting for the bell to ring-- he was the kid all of the teachers tried to “ get through to”  the kid with bloody knuckles and bruises, the one who smoked out by the fense during gym- he was a battered coyote in a field of glossy show dogs. 

——————but there he was a g a i n, sitting in the desk he always sat in- why was he here this time? w e l l- telling a teacher to ‘ shut the fuck up’’ and saying, ‘’ you dont know d i c k about my life.’’ is he guessed “inappropriate”-- so here he was sitting in D.T. well him and that weird kid, the one who always had his homework done, the one who seemed to know more than the t e a c h e r at times. and now he was talking to him,- 

—————— raul turned to look at spencer, ‘’....i told Mrs.Cliff to shut the fuck up.’’  he nodded and then asked, ‘’ why are you here?’’

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Panic! At The Disco Lyrics Sentence Meme

”Am I who you think about in bed?”

”Give me one last kiss while we’re far too young to die.”

”Hey, stranger, I want you to catch me like a cold.”

”How does a heart love if no one has noticed its presence?”

”I don’t wanna know if you’re gonna be the death of me, that’s how I wanna go.”

”I don’t love you I’m just passing the time.”

”I hope you didn’t expect that you’d get all of the attention.”

”I know it’s mad, but if I go to hell will you come with me or just leave?”

”I know it’s mad, but if the world were ending would you kiss me or just leave me?”

”I know the world’s a broken bone but melt your headaches, call it home.”

”I taste you on my lips and I can’t get rid of you.”

”I want to complicate you.”

”I want to go where everyone goes, I want to know what everyone knows, I want to go where everyone feels the same.”

”I’m not complaining that it’s raining, I’m just saying that I’d like it a lot, more than you think, if the sun would come out and sing with me.”

”I’m wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it.”

”I’ve got just one regret to live through and that one regret is you.”

”If I ever leave I could learn to miss you.”

”In case I lost my train of thought, where was it that we last left off?”

”It was always you falling for me.”

”It’s not so pleasant and it’s not so conventional, it sure as hell ain’t normal but we deal.”

”It’s said if you don’t let it out you’re gonna let it eat you away.”

”It’s useless searching in the cupboards when everything you have is on your back.”

”Never did I think that I would be caught in the way you got me.”

”No matter where you meet a stranger, be careful if they are too friendly.”

”Where will you be waking up tomorrow morning?”

”Whether near or far, I am always yours.”

”Would it be all right if we just sat and talked for a little while, if in exchange for your time I give you this smile?”

”You fooled me once with your eyes now honey, you fooled me twice with your lies.”

”You remind me of a former love that I once knew.”

”You were all I’ve ever known!”

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RONNIE

♡♡ Ronnie stares at Raul for a moment, assessing the other man. Wondering if he’s about to get b e a t. When he deems it SAFE, he steps forward, closes the gap between the two and wraps his arms around Raul’s waist. He doesn’t look up at him, just rests his head against the man’s chest.

He really isn’t sure what to say, and this seems like the next best thing. He holds the man for a long while, doesn’t let go because if he’s being honest, he needs this just as much as the other does. “ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ɪɴ.”

—————— as he felt arms wrap around him, his eyes SHUT, -- the BUZZING throughout his body growing more s e v e r e, -  ( just let me in )-- his head shook slightly as he  let it hang l o w, his arms just hanging at his sides, he was shutting  D O W N. 

—————— his heavy head d r o p p e d it now  resting on ronnie's shoulder, the b r o k e n soul trying to find words, ones that he didn’t know how to say- ones that made his C H E S T hurt, ‘‘ i-i don't know how...’‘ his voice was s o soft-- he really didn’t know how, this wasn’t in his training, this wasn't part of his w o r l d- letting people in meant getting hurt and he already gets HURT enough.

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I lied. I’ll never be fine.

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