I can do it this time for sure

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This is the Mitakihara Police Department. We'll be coming by your place of residence soon to ask a few questions about your possession of fire arms

I know my internet safety fuck off, you won't steal my account again

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hameru, is kyosaya canon???? (Sakura Kyouko x Miki Sayaka)

Why are you multiplying them, how is a canon involved, what

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what are the things you love the most about madoka?

I'm not over sharing to you people again, you know too much already

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you two are dating btw

? The pilot? Why

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Putting my favorite pistol in bed with me with its own little pillow and little blanket so it can continue to work well later

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Shot my finger off

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Putting my favorite pistol in bed with me with its own little pillow and little blanket so it can continue to work well later

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Here's a artistic recreation of how I imagine your reaction responding to every ask in your blog:

Why do you do this to me

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Have you ever spent a time loop just doing random things you wanted to do instead of fighting witches because theoretically you could just restart the loop later to do things that actually matter after taking a break?

No I know I'm this close to finally getting it right, I can rest when I'm done

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I'm not homophobic I'm just not a faggot

homura, that's homophobic to say

WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT IT ANYMORE SHUT UP SHUT UP DHUT UP

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I think the previous poster was referring to this!:

Madoka Magica! Most folks in here know you through this show. I mean, you're even on the poster, you're famous! : D

What the fuck is that, why can't I find it myself

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A job is something to think about while you kill evil things in hope for a better tomorrow

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This creature called Kyubey offered me a wish in exchange for being I magical girl should i accept his offer

How often am I gonna get these, why do so many people immediately think I'm an expert with no evidence

Generally, no

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Homura hello I’m from the future. You will become a demon and rip god from the heavens and rewrite the universe and also maybe figure out your a lesbian

In what world does this make sense, do you people hear yourself?

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Preparing to get called a loser again and it's not going well

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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck where did being kind go, where did offering sweets and tea go, I wouldn't say yes but why does she get meaner

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From where I'm from, we call you "The Creature".

Well, human doesn't fit, so I suppose this is fine

Who is we

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Your reaction to the F-slur incident made me break out from my artblock, and thus I've draw one of your reactions to it!

Hope you like it!!!

Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why

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How would you feel if Madoka had blue hair?

? It's just hair?