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CONTRASTRIO // indie semi private & semi-selective osomatsu-san oc rp blog. written by peach.
PAGE LINKS: rules. // navigation. // anzu's bio. // ran's bio. // yuzu's bio.
INTERACTION LINKS: open starters. // starter calls. // askmemes & prompts.
EXTERNAL LINKS: pinterest. (anzu's board. // ran's board. // yuzu's board. // brot3 board.)
whatever i'll post this here too. swag // @nosomatsu
all my haters become alligators when I see em later
"...My bad, I didn't hear any of that. I was thinking about a reverse centaur. Like, horse head on top, but it's all human from the neck down...?" Actually, she's getting dangerously close to getting lost in that thought all over again, now that she's voiced it aloud. Yuzu shakes her head a little sluggishly and brings herself back down to the matter at hand. Whatever that is. "...What was your question?"
*whips my head around so my very large and tacky dangly earrings slap you in the face, cutting you off mid-sentence* anyways,
surely the conses wont quence
starter call // mutuals like this post and i'll write you a little something!
"Okay, so, hiiiii! You kinda got right into it, so i didn't get a chance to say this, but obviously I'm, like, not the person you were trying to call, 'cause I have no idea who this is." Now to be fair, she did answer a call from an unknown number, so this is partially on her. "Buuuut, it sounds like you've got a lot on your mind T-B-H, and I'm waiting for this top coat on my nails to dry anyway, so! If you wanna gimme the deets, I give great scandalized gasp in all the right parts of a story, first sesh' is free, et cetera et cetera. Thoughts?"
✰ — — — THE GOOD PLACE SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ hi, guys! i’m broken. ’ ‘ send nude pics of your heart to me. ’ ‘ man, repressing your feelings is great. ’ ‘ i just want to sit and stare at nothing and silently scream for the rest of time. ’ ‘ birth is a curse and existence is a prison. ’ ‘ it’s ancient history? it was happening until twenty seconds ago. ’ ‘ one of the perks of living alone is that i get to just walk around naked. ’ ‘ i’ll miss you too, you sexy skyscraper. ’ ‘ you were already at almost-maximum hotness, but now you look like a sexy, tan rapunzel. ugh, the dream. ’ ‘ well, hooking up with someone with the exact same name, it is kind of a fun, narcissistic fantasy… i could be into it. ’ ‘ so far, i’m the best student. i’m gonna be the velociraptor. ’ ‘ i feel like ‘friends’ in season eight, out of ideas and forcing joey and rachel together, even though it made no sense. ’ ‘ i once got lost on an escalator, so i’m not exactly christopher columbus. ’ ‘ we’ve been through this thousands of times. i mean, can you… just chill out? is that possible? ’ ‘ you deserve to be happy because you are an impressive, thoughtful, and special person… not to mention, you have a rockin’ bod. ’ ‘ any place or thing in the universe can be up to 104% perfect. that’s how we got beyonce. ’ ‘ because of reasons. there are reasons! they exist and i don’t want to explain them right now. ’ ‘ i’m a canyon… full of poo-poo. ’ ‘ they are a couple and i am a third part of that couple. ’ ‘ it’s suddenly very important that i get drunk. ’ ‘ you got dreams in life? that’s lit. ’ ‘ be nicer to yourself. ’ ‘ how can i say no? …can i say no? ’ ‘ i don’t have a house. i live in a boundless void. ’ ‘ i have no idea what’s going on, but everyone is talking and i should too. ’ ‘ be nicer to yourself. ’ ‘ i’m too young to die and too old to eat off the kid’s menu. what a stupid age i am! ’ ‘ is this a game? i go first. i call blue! ’ ‘ aw, man. i wanted to push that button. not cool, dude. ’ ‘ we know everything. i don’t understand much of it, but you know, i know it. ’ ‘ that was my first time as a fashion ‘don’t’ and i did not care for it. ’ ‘ i’m just a girl, towering over a boy, asking him to admit he loves me. ’ ‘ hey there hot stuff, can i get you a cup of coffee? ’ ‘ do you have any feelings like that for me again now? ’ ‘ no, no, no, dude, dude, dude, you don’t have to explain yourself. we are on the same page. ’ ‘ i am revved up to learn, man. my brain is horny! ’ ‘ i used to think about how it’s weird they don’t make pants that are just one big pant leg for both your legs. ’ ‘ i felt bad about what i did. it was a weird feeling. not used to it. didn’t love it. ’ ‘ yeah, i love you. ugh, that’s embarrassing. i feel so itchy. ’ ‘ go fork yourself, you mean giraffe. ’ ‘ who needs a soulmate anyway? my soulmate will be… books. ’ ‘ what do we do? panic? freak? i usually panic, but i am happy to freak! ’ ‘ we’re gonna have assignments and quizzes and papers… it’s gonna be so much fun! ’ ‘ i’m in a perfect utopia and i have a stomachache. ’ ‘ i need to step outside for some air. and… i will not be back. for many days. ’ ‘ the point is, you’re cool, dope, fresh, and smart-brained. ’ ‘ yeah, dude. i’m not a monster… anymore. ’ ‘ i’m good. just hang out with her and name constellations after each other or whatever it is nerds do. i’m fine on my own. ’ ‘ i’m in this. we’re a team. ’ ‘ she makes the bass drop… in my heart. ’ ‘ is that some kind of nerd pick-up line? because it’s only kind of working. ’ ‘ ugh, of course your hugs are amazing. ’ ‘ okay, that’s really specific and that makes me think that you definitely did do that. ’ ‘ yeah, mm-hmm, everything is fine, it’s okay, yeah. i’m fine. so, it’s all fine. ’ ‘ look away! everybody look away. i’m going to keep watching, but you guys look away. ’ ‘ ugh, talking about your feelings is the worst. ’ ‘ i’ve been keeping a secret from you… about you. the thing is, it’s not even harming you and if i tell you i feel like it might harm you. so, uh, ethically speaking, i don’t think i have to tell you. ’ ‘ has anyone ever told you what a drag you are? ’ ‘ ‘bearer of bad news’? uh, i think you mean ‘bad news bear’. ’ ‘ honestly, the best move is to get another dude and just go to town. rebound guy. ’ ‘ but i am happy for them! i am! i am! am i? i am! i am not. i am not. i am not that. i am not happy for them. ’ ‘ i totally get it. i mean, he’s a ding dong, but also a straight hottie. ’ ‘ you want to hear his side? oh, no, no, no. that’ll only slow things down. ’ ‘ no! right? no, it felt like a no when i was doing it. ’ ‘ here’s the thing, i’m nice to you and you’re mean to me. there’s something wrong about that, but i can’t put my finger on it. ’ ‘ how am i doing? oh, well, you know… stomach’s in knots, i’m stress-grinding my teeth, and it feels like i’m being suffocated. ’ ‘ just shove your feelings way deep down, plaster on a smile, and pretend your having fun. ’ ‘ just shove your feelings way deep down, plaster on a smile, and pretend your having fun… just like i do when someone starts talking about their kids. ’ ‘ how do i put this delicately… it’s all stupid garbage! ’ ‘ i’m sorry i dragged you into this. ’ ‘ i’m sorry that i never did laundry… and that i waited until you were about to do yours and secretly tossed mine into the basket to trick you into doing it. ’ ‘ that’s a very, very bad idea. don’t be yourself! ’ ‘ great. yet again, it’s everyone against me because everyone except me is an idiot. why am i the only person who clearly sees what’s going on here? ’
God, this person's been wrestling with the buttons of the vending machine for what feels like hours (though it's probably only been a minute or two in reality), trying to get the machine to release their drink with no success. Luckily, Ran's familiar enough with the temperament of this particular machine from repeat visits--and just impatient enough in her post-work state to implement the One True Fix™.
"...You gotta kick it." Ran grumbles from her place standing behind them, and swings a leg forward to do just that (though she's mindful not to get the other person caught in the crossfire). The chunky heel of her boot connects with the lower right side of the machine with a vicious whack. It shakes out a whirring noise of protest in return and shakes out a few feeble rattles before mercifully--finally--dropping the purchased drink into the receiving area. "...Like that. Otherwise the stuff in the middle rows never drop. Just takes your cash."
autism unawareness. what's happening lol
Sorry for being a bitch earlier, I needed to lay in the dark with my headphones for 3 hours to feel better
"It's very nice too meet you Yuzu! I'm sure you'd make an excellent gun slinger. You have that cool and mysterious vibe that would make any old western villain shake in their boots." Streber really didn't care that much about pronunciation, he had a German name that was hard for most people to pronounce. As long as people at least tried to put the effort into pronouncing it, he was fine! He actually enjoyed listening to her tangent. Being the film and theater person he was, he'd be the first to admit he's gone on many tangents like that on random! It's always nice too meet someone who can indulge your tangents sometimes. "It may not be Stranger but I think Yuzu is a pretty cool name regardless! It goes with the cool vibe you give off." Streber chuckled, "So are you on vacation or something? In a small town like this where everyone knows everyone new faces tend to stick out. Not that I mind though! New people always have the best stories to tell!" One of Streber's favorite hobbies was talking with and getting to know new people! Some interactions go better then others, but it always leads to an interesting talk regardless!
"Cool and mysterious... You know, I hear that quite a bit...?" Yuzu's words are spoken without shame but also without boast; they're genuinely idle musings--blankly puzzled if anything. Truthfully, she'd rather be funny than cool and mysterious--but it's probably this cool and mysterious vibe that's keeping people from realizing she's trying to be funny. Many such cases. Probably. At any rate, her attention is diverted by his next question before she can sink too deep into thinking about all of that.
"Ah, I'm visiting... my dad works here. Well, not here," Yuzu corrects herself, and for possibly the first time turns her head this way and that to take a long, proper look at the town she's wandered her way into. Not that it helps her any to do so; she has no clue where this is. "In the city. ...That way?" She traces a winding path in the air with her finger, trying to remember the turns on the bus route. She points left, pauses, traces a few more abstract shapes, then points behind her with a furrowed brow. "...Or that way, maybe... Not sure. Zoned out a little in the middle of it. ...The bus ride, I mean. By the time I zoned back in I was already lost, figured I'd just get off and see what was going on here for a bit."
NCIS — Season 2 {Sentence Starters}
“Talk. Make sense.“
“I’m going to kill you.“
“What? This bothers you?“
“There’s easier ways to die.”
“You’re right, we are doomed.”
“Are you always a smart-ass?”
“ ‘Hate’ ’s a pretty strong word.”
“God, I hate this thing! It’s crap!“
“I’ll make sure they don’t notice!”
“It wasn’t stealing, it was sharing.”
“Wow, I’m amazed you found that.“
“Oh, you should have let him squirm.“
“You know, you didn’t have to yell at him.“
“I think he’s finally starting to warm up to me.“
“It’s not that hard, so I’ll probably do it myself.”
“I can’t believe you actually know these things.“
“Okay. Do you want me to kiss it or something?“
“Yeah. It’s scary how impressed you are by that!”
“Please don’t insult me by telling me he escaped.”
“Don’t let him intimidate you. That’s my job today.“
“Can’t you tell when someone’s kidding with you?”
“No, no. I’m going to hell just listening to all of this.“
“Hold on to that feeling and you’re gonna be just fine.”
“You will not die, you got that? I said, you will not die.”
“Anyone ever told you you’re an insufferable bastard?“
“You’re wasting your time. Doesn’t bother me anymore.”
“Unlike the living, when the dead speak, they do not lie.“
“We’ve got problems… someone’s trying to kill us, again.“
“Well, I got some good news, and some bad news for you.”
“No, what bothers me is that it doesn’t bother me anymore!“
“In my defense, I thought he was exaggerating… he wasn’t.“
“Like, what are we on, a space ship? Windows should open!“
“I don’t know if you want to see this, but you probably should…“
“You have two seconds to tell me what you’re doing down there!“
“You have any idea where thinking like this is going to lead you?“
“Really? And all this time, I thought it was because I’m a bastard.“
“Any more food fights in here, I’m joining in. With peas. In the can.”
“Excuse me. Show a little respect, this is a place of peace and dignity.“
“Wow, I thought you were the only one who could piss him off like that.“
“Nothing says ‘welcome to manhood’ as perfectly as a skillful lapdance.“
“Realizing how sad this sounds, you’re the closest thing I have to a friend.”
“Do you want the truth, or do you want me to lie to you to, uh… ease the burden of your own self-loathing?”
