Let's be like strangers

I aspire to be the girl from ipamena

[evoket]

never once thought i’d make it to 18

@ every sad kid in the world: THINGS WILL GET BETTER AND I WILL BE THERE TO SEE YOU THROUGH IT

[disturbingly-average]

[memewhore]

[buttsexington]

[conturbatissima]

teachers trying to impose responsibility

freshman year: "this isn't middleschool anymore"

sophomore year: "you're not a freshman anymore"

junior year: "you're almost seniors now"

senior year: "college isn't going to be like this"

College: "Sorry guys, class is cancelled because I'm super hungover. Just do the reading"

[peeyonce-deactivated20200120]

we all knew bitch

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

weekly reminder this image exists

[dialnfornoir]

Heathers (1988)

[fucknofetishization]

Also forgot to add that no one said anything when 16 year old Hilary duff got together with 25 year old Joel Madden back in 2004.

[richist-deactivated20150511]

I was literally 6 years old in 2004 what was I supposed to do

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

[basedcomradefox-deactivated2017]

GF: You should Come over :)

Me: I can’t dear, me and my comrades are overthrowing the monarchy and building Communism. :/

GF: I’m under threat of Fascist aggression :/

Me:

[kdinjenzen]

This is my kitty cat. This is his kitty fat. It goes PAT-PAT-PAT.

[stonerparty]

[conturbatissima]

job interview

employer: so how would you describe yourself?

me, in a jean-ralphio voice: 🎶the woooooorst🎶

[whatacatch]

[itsmejennap-deactivated20160724]

THE ELECTRIC CITY

[therepublicofrapunzel-deactivat]

Reblog to keep capitalists off your blog

[this-machine-k1lls-fascists-dea]