Did no one hear the distant thunder?

A very tired adult who enjoys funnie post. Take it easy, but take it. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ Aether☆ he/they ☆ 27☆ white ☆

[the-frog-blog]

“What if I derp?”

Oh my child, but what if you me gusta?

[teamhawkeye]

We put glow collars on the dogs when we walk them at night, and it is Extremely™️ effective on Boswell

[lone-pylon]

Gave my Miis a proper hangout spot

[anxeious]

[problemnyatic]

the most valueable skill a white leftist can ever learn is how to take an L with grace.

[problemnyatic]

You gotta be able to take an L if your moral and ethical belief systems are to be capable of guiding you. Otherwise you just have an idealized self where you get really mad and scared when anyone points out it isn't actually you. How the fuck are you gonna walk the walk if you can't handle being told when you are not, in fact, actually walking it

[problemnyatic]

you cannot just socially transition into being a good person you are going to have to settle for being a messy human being who has to try and fail and keep trying to get better like everyone else. yeah even when it's embarassing and sucks for you a lot.

[livseses]

Ya gotta learn to earnestly and honestly say "Oh shit, my bad."

[tartrazeen]

And to then end the sentence there, not launch into a paragraph of explanation or panicked super-apology.

[alivingtypo]

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

[today-till-tomorrow]

op how does it feel to be the most correct person on earth

[bernesemountaingoat]

???

[kittydealer]

u/Fine-Dog-9874

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

[maybe-someday-eventually]

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[moon-grub]

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

[nerdragons-hoard]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[hilaryknightsoftheroundtable]

montreal victoire player abby roque, drinks from the walter cup [hand designed by Tiffany & Co] filled with beer (2026)

reference ↓

Reblog by @hilaryknightsoftheroundtable · 1 image

💬 0  🔁 74  ❤️ 244 · Cinematic photo of Abby Roque drinking from the cup

[dogpuppy]

[jonasiegenthaler]

sui v ger | 18.05.26

[low-polly]

for years i could never remember that Kramer Seinfeld's first name was Cosmo. which is reasonable. what is not reasonable is that whenever i tried to mentally reach for what his first name was, I pulled out "Mephistopheles"

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[kinsey3furry300]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[junk-thunder]

hamwarmer 40k

[junk-thunder]