The Brother's Of Durin

It all started with two brothers, two brothers who grew up in a middle earth much different from the one we know. A home with meme's, Harry potter, and cell phones. These are there trails, there tribulations, and there text conversations.

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Kili, WOMAN TAMER!

Fili: KILI STOP SHOOTING AND GET IN THE WHOLE

NOW

Kili: Never Brother

Fili: GET IN THE WHOLE

Kili: my arrows are as hard as steel. NO

Fili: DAMMIT KILI. GET.IN.THE.WHOLE

Kili: NO I WANT TO KILL THE GOBLINS

Fili: Those are defiantly orc's.

Kili: Yah I was back in the other cave

Kili: the one with goblins,

Kili: and no elves

Kili: or orc's

Fili: You were in the wrong cave brother

Kili: Says you Fili i went to a cave, that is all that matters

Fili: Kili do you know how to listen when Thorin says "stay together," because I don't think you do.

Kili: Thorin Shmorin, I do wha I want. Because I am Kili, woman tamer

Fili: Women can't be tamed, especially with that bow and arrow brother

Kili: My arrow is quite rigid when it needs to be and my bow always hits it's mark brother ; )

Fili: : 0 . . . i'm telling Thorin

Kili: NO WAIT

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Brother's Now and Forever

Fili: i will disown you brother

Kili: You wouldn't brother, i know you. You can't be without me just as much as I can't be without you. Remember, remember that promise we made, we belong together. Our place is with each other, because your my brother and in return i am yours.

Fili: Yes, yes I know but. The elf. whatever happened to that nice dwarf girl. I liked her.

Kili: She is nice but whose to say she's for me. Whose to say that I only feel like I should belong to her because we are both Dwarrow. I don't want to live in either yours or Uncles shadow anymore! I just . . . I just want my own path!

Fili: But you are most definitely a dwarf. Not an elf

Kili: But i barely have a beard brother. And though i don't like to admit it . . . sometimes i wonder if i'm even really your brother. Or just some half breed mom found and raised.

Fili: I can get over you being with an elf eventually but you are my brother. And a dwarf. You are not much taller than I. You are a dwarf, trust me brother I relatively remember when my brother was born.

Kili: You were like 5 brother I doubt you remember anything.

Fili: I remember that because i'm your brother, and our place is with each other, shadows or not, blood or not, Thorin . . . or not. We are brother's now and forever.

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tag yourself meme ft my squad

(in order: @joe-star, @jojojotaro, @conversationcaptian, @mamixtomoe, and @edenbarton)

[mahousunshine]

Say hello to my rin okumura cosplay. I want to get a bluer wig and the ears aren’t on but i dont think that it looks half bad.

[mithrilbikini]

thorin “no chill” oakenshield

[hobbitunderthemountain]

mom: i’d really like to ready your fanfiction you’re writing for nano! it sounds really interesting!!

me: 

[hobbitunderthemountain]

‘bilbo and thorin high-fived passionately’

‘thorin leaned down to high-five bilbo sweetly’

‘bilbo gently high-fived thorin’s cheek’

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[about-epic]

Chamonix | © | AOI

[frillylacylove]

♡ a by amphi tulle and lace bra and flared shorts ♡

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Hello! ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡ 

So November’s my birth month, so I thought to do something hobbit-y for my birthday again. But this time, it’ll be a grand gift instead, and only one lucky follower of mine will win all the prizes! This is also part giveaway for reaching 8.4k+ followers here. It’s really been a while since I reached it that, really. I just keep forgetting to make this giveaway. But seriously, to those who’ve been there for so long, Bless you <3

So the prizes are the following:

The Hobbit: AUJ - Official Movie Guide

A copy of the Amrâlimê Fanbook

The Hobbit: DOS - movie scroll poster (Too long to take a picture of, so preview is just a part of it)

The Hobbit: AUJ - Riddles of the Ring lego set. 

The Hobbit: DoS - Keychain

Kili’s Rune Stone

Smaug’s Treasure Coin #1 of 5

Leather Cuff: Dwarven Decoration 

Lord of the Rings : prosthetic Hobbit ears (Sam’s)

My handmade Pocket!Bilbo plush doll!

The rules are as followed:

You must be following me.  This is my gift to one lucky follower. Don’t use giveaway blogs for this. I swear. Please respect my wishes, or else I’ll haunt your ass.  ٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶

Giveaway ends 30th of November @ 11:59 PM EST, and I’ll announce winner on the 1st of December. Just in time for Christmas!

I will ship internationally.

Likes don’t count, but reblogs do!

Only reblog once a day, please.

Winners will be selected by a random number generator.

Please have your ask box open, as this will be my way of contacting the winner. If I don’t receive a response in 24 hours, I’ll be selecting a new winner.

That’s it! Good luck!  (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡

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Rules:

Must be following chi-senpai (if you win, don’t unfollow after the giveaway. i will block you and you will not be able to participate in future giveaways)

Reblogs only, you may like for reference. You may reblog as many times as you want, each reblog will count as an entry.

No giveaway blogs, side blogs, or inactive blogs

If you’re under the age of 18, you must have parents permission, since i will be asking for your address.

Prize:

Any item(s) from otakumode. Right now the limit to spend will be $50 dollars, but it can go up!

Extra:

You can earn extra entries if you do any of the following!

Follow me on instagram, just message me your username if you do so (+5 entries)

Follow me on twitter, just message me your username if you do so (+5 entries)

Use any of my discount codes, you will have to screenshot to prove that you used them (+20 entries)

Giveaway will end on January 1st, 2016. Good luck everyone!!

*Banner was made by cutesnowyowl

[m-sock]

im sure bilbo has an entire collection of terrible picture of thorin

[m-sock]

#ALL OF BILBO’S PHOTOS OF THORIN ARE HIM LOOKING A HOT MESS  #AND THORIN CAN NEVER GET ONE OF BILBO LOOKING BAD  #HE ALWAYS LOOKS GOOD  #AND LIFE IS UNFAIR (andquitefrankly)

MONZE OMG

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Visit Original Link

Led Zeppelin

When The Levee Breaks

No overdubs, original vocals and recording speed.

[chennington-deactivated20190825]

These are the moments when I hate perfect pitch cause it just sounds SO WRONG and just ew O____O

[filisleftmustachebraid]

This is a face made for a motivational poster. “Your dreams are bigger than dragons” or something.

He just looks like he’s gonna get shit done.

[lakritzwolf]

[filisleftmustachebraid]

I’m hanging this by my desk. Such an inspiration.

[thorinds]

Thorin, wake up. The eagles… The eagles… The eagles are here.

[mishacolins]

[bitchtitsadam]

GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGAL IN 50 STATES IN THE USA.

[inbetweenfearandfreedom]

This is beautiful

[oakenbaggins]

you know i always wondered what he was looking at in that shot

and then it hit me

hE IS STARING AT THE MITHRIL SHIRT. HE SEES THAT BILBO IS STILL WEARING IT. THE TOKEN OF THEIR ‘FRIENDSHIP’.