im not like other girls im 400 years old

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[beloswittebane]

happy pride month ⊹ me talking 🖋️ ⊹ 🩸 me pictured

sources : my evil lab / hired / v1 youre embarrassing / substance abuse

[b4thxry]

how it feels to listen to the most ass music ever without someone in my ear telling me it’s ass

[yfel-axel]

greatest minds of the household tasked with fixing the sink or smth

[tearlessrain]

funniest possible site to get this on

[janglingargot]

Reminds me of the time I was activating my badge at a convention and had to click through this:

While dressed like this:

How Very: Rude : (

[dantedusk]

Temptation of Dante

i have a lot to say about this piece but i did it in a bit of a haze at 2am, i just felt a little down and i just wanted to draw Belos giving Dante a special gift of some sort to cheer myself up… it turned out a little more sinister than i intended with the metaphor of the painting. though i doubt Philip intended it as such, and Dante is too caught up in the moment to really intake what the meaning might be.

i’ll likely yap about it later but enjoy the mini comic doodle for now!

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[imdrinkingmiso]

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

happy pride

[pangur-and-grim]

I used to block people who called Pangur ugly, until she reached about 8 years old, and then I was like yeah okay I see it now

[pangur-and-grim]

[fictionalgod]

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[wordfather]

doctor sleepy just prescribed me with 5 more minutes

[busket]

important that you never forgive ice agents, ever. even years after all this is over (and I do believe we will make it out on the other side, alive and for the better,) they live in shame and disgrace forever. no excuses, no forgiveness. they ruined their own lives when they decided that human freedom and liberty was an acceptable sacrifice for a paycheck

[brightlotusmoon]

[clericfemme]

find her

[depsidase]

[medievaljournalist]

got a good thing going where these bandits give me a half share of whatever loot they pull from adventurers i send their way & the best part is i don't even need to lie or anything since every hero is born with the unshakeable belief in their ability to win a fight against ten guys at once. just gotta say "we've got bandit trouble in the west, let me mark it on your map" and a week later i get $15 from Wulfric the Hound on cashapp

[blackpyrefly]

I heard another video game is coming out soon

this has to stop