My Imaginary Conversations

My thoughts on Undertale, in the form of internal dialogues disguised as external dialogues. (As well as imaginary scenarios.) I feel like I can talk to these characters more than I can to others! And if you want to tell me some of your own conversations, feel free to submit!

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Welcome, new visitors!

Feel free to take a look around. But please be warned that the vast majority of posts on this blog are from 2015-16 and may not reflect my current opinions.

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Deltarune/Undertale fanfic commissions!

I need to raise $1,145 for my friend Abood @/aboodfamily2 as quickly as possible. More information on this post. A single bag of flour in Gaza costs $1,200, and I’ve only managed to raise $55 so far.

So I’m doing Deltarune and Undertale fanfic commissions!

At the rate of $1 per 50 words, I will write:

Ship fics

Non-ship general fics

Canon compliant fics

AU fics

All canon characters

OCs and self inserts

Smut (but only if you’re 18 or older)

And more!

I will NOT write gore or heavy topics like rape, incest, pedophilia, bigotry, etc. If you’re not sure about your idea, please ask!

You can find samples of my work at my Itch.io profile.

To get a commission, DM me and check if your idea is okay, then send me proof that you donated to this PayPal.

Can’t donate, but still want to help? You can offer your services alongside me! Are you an artist? Are you a writer, too? Can you make edits? DM me, and I’ll add your name to this post! Just let me know how much work you’re willing to do.

Thanks so much for reading!

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(Replaying chapter 1)

Narrator: * It’s the TV.

Narrator: * Doesn’t even seem to be plugged in anymore.

Me: Hi Tenna :)

Kris: Who?

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Me: I don’t need to play chapters 1 and 2 again. They’re pretty memorable.

Tenna: What was Asriel's favorite character in Smashing Fighters?

Me: THAT WAS THREE AND A HALF YEARS AGO HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO—?

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Me: The problem with catching up on new chapters of a video game is you have to be good at video games. Reasonable person: I mean, you don’t HAVE to. You could just watch a playthrough. Me: Absolutely not.

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EMERGENCY. FUNDS NEEDED IMMEDIATELY.

My friend Abood @\aboodfamily2 is trapped with shooting DIRECTLY OVER HIS HEAD. I was on a video call with him and distinctly heard gunshots.

He needs $940 USD IMMEDIATELY to evacuate the area.

Anything you can spare—anything at all—will help. Please send to the below PayPal:

Go to paypal.me/AboodResh1 and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

And if you do send anything, please let me know how much it was.

Can you donate?

Yes, $1-10

Yes, $11-50

Yes, $51-100

Yes, $101-200

Yes, $201-400

Yes, $401-600

Yes, $601-800

Yes, $801-940

No, but I will share

No, and I won’t share

Voting ended onMay 28, 2025

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Hopping and twirling your original style pulled you through

Hi, everyone! I’ve been working with the mod of this blog to develop their character for some time now, so here’s a promo.

The blog features Nick, a fallen human with the Integrity trait. He has the classic Undertale Integrity tutu and ballet shoes, though he’s usually not wearing the tutu. And one of the most important items to him is his prayer beads. Come send some asks!

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Blowing the dust off

Me: Here I go. Opening up Undertale for the first time since 2016!

Me: Why is the window so tiny?

Me: And where’s my save data?

Flowey: Your computer broke and you had to get a new one, remember?

Flowey: All those SAVEs went bye-bye!

Flowey: And we’ve been WAITING. For you to GIVE US OUR HAPPY ENDING BACK.

Me: Oh.

Me: Whoops.

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Hey all you Spamton lovers and people who just think he’s neat!

I have a new side blog that’s just sitting there, and I want to see if there’s enough interest in the concept to warrant building it further.

So here’s the premise: you are dating Spamton G. Spamton.

Specifically, you encountered him in an alleyway, he offered you some sort of deal for lonely [[Hearts]], you took it without really knowing what it meant, and you ended up dating him by accident. The blog would consist of you sending asks and submissions to interact with him, with humorous results. And you would not all be dating him at once; everyone would be in their own timeline, so to speak.

While it would mainly be a comedy blog at first, those of you familiar with Spamton’s backstory know that isn’t all there is to him. I don’t want to get into details yet, but be prepared for some angst. Depending on how things go, we may even start an overarching plot!

Please like this post if you’re interested!

And while it’s certainly not a requirement, it’d be great to have an artist on board. (I can draw, but not like...super professionally.) So let me know if you’d be interested in that! It will NOT be taken as a promise you’ll do it.

EDIT: Thank you for your interest, everyone! Unfortunately, I’ve seen some things about Spamton resembling antisemitic stereotypes. Most agree it’s unintentional, and many say it’s not necessarily an issue; it can just be interpreted that way. But even so, I’ll have to put this project on hold until I’m sure I can go ahead without perpetuating anything. You can still like this post if it interests you!

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Innocent UI Button: Proceed

Me: *sweats*

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Me after Deltarune chapter 1 came out: That was a neat little game! I look forward to the rest of it, but take your time. I’ll be patient. All I ask is the occasional confirmation you haven’t abandoned the project.

Me after chapter 2 came out: please,,,,, i need MORE

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Spamton: KRIS!!! YOU [Little Sponge]! I KNEW YOU’D COME HERE [[On A Saturday Night]]!

Me: Oh God, does he know?

Me: *remembers it is Friday night*

Me: Phew.

Me: *REMEMBERS IT IS PAST MIDNIGHT AND THEREFORE TECHNICALLY SATURDAY*

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Some plushie reviewer: I would die for Ralsei

Me: He wouldn’t want you to...

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Me: I can play the Snowgrave Route myself. I’m not a baby. I’m a full grown adult who can handle bad things happening in her video games!

Me: ...But will the little pixel people in the box be mad at me? :(

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Deltarune Fun!

Me: At least this one doesn't guilt you into never playing it again.

Kris: (hurls SOUL out of their body like it's a major invasion of their personal space)

Me: ...Never mind.

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Narrator: Just kidding! You can't choose who you are in this world. Looks like you won't be needing that vessel you created.

(Flashback to my faceless, zombie-like "vessel" standing against that weird moving background with ominous music.)

Me: You know what? That's fine.

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I guess i do have a fast response time hehe its not like i stalk you...

I mean, since I’ve been answering pretty quickly, I understand why could expect me.

But how about we stop the ask chain for now? I don’t want to flood people’s dashes.