Frilly Faintig Goat

My name is Lindsey and I am actually Chris Traeger from Parks and Recreation

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Boy I could never be a doctor! I can hardly take care of a spot on my foot without passing out! Natural selection did good with this one 👌🏻

[zodiacsignsaspics]

virgo, gemini, scorpio, taurus

[yuricema-deactivated20230814]

Omggggggg

[serotnin]

if guardian angels rly do exist mine is off somewhere drinking vodka straight from the bottle and pretending i don’t exist

[eggsnthings]

When the hero and the villain have to team up to defeat an even bigger, more threatening villain 

[batgirlrights]

avengers who

[thetenderpassion]

[watsonlove]

[silentthevoice]

*nudges boyfriend at 3 AM* pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. they’re just floating rocks in space. chad? wake up chad. listen. they’re sexless.

[nfornihilism]

the sun isnt a rock go back to sleep

[workoutinpink]

[sonoanthony]

#CLOCKED

[blackhipsteraesthetic]

Rosemarie wasn’t ready

[onlyblackgirl]

Rosemarie got dragged by Target.

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I went to a wedding today and now I feel all fuzzy ☺️ I haven't felt like this in a while!

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Idiot messaged me a few weeks ago and I was super good about being really strong about it and such but I thought about it today and it took a whole lot in me to not message him back soooo I guess I'm not making as much progress as I thought I was

[wentiqo-deactivated20170723]

writers: how are we gonna top ourselves! we got tons of exciting stuff in store!! at least eleven big bads this season!!!! whos gonna survive who won’t????!! 3 love triangles and 2 quadrangles!!!! 

me: I’ll Pay You 5$ To Let The Characters Just Simply Talk To Each Other For Once

[queenofattolia]

#650000 baffled articles: ‘but WHY is fanfiction a THING tho’

[dapperalbinobudgie]

know what I always disliked when i was growing up? when adults would tell me not to say i hated something because “hate is a strong word.” yeah???? so???? im 9 and i have strong feelings

[maxum-the-mage]

They had a point though, reckless use of words never works out.

[dapperalbinobudgie]

shut the fuck up. i hate you and i hate this dumbass comment

[gloomyteens]

CHINESE GIRL PRETENDS TO BE A GHOST TO AVOID PARKING CHARGE

[lilyrosethedreamer-deactivated2]

Can’t bloody believe that.

[reverseracism]

STRAIGHT G

[getupoffathathang]

OH MY GOD

[nahhhkev-deactivated20150212]

JFC

[supercheapauto-deactivated20150]

excellence

[onlyblackgirl]

How much is parking to do all that.

[onlymorelove]

Obergruppenführer John Smith in The Man in the High Castle 1x2: “Sunrise”

[fredriksewell]

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When those hateful invasive thoughts come back with a vengeance!!!!