he ate this pussy like sunday brunch

| Aries | Snap: apeythedoodle | Discord: aprild0419#8155 | just a fat chick having a good time |

[dogpuppy]

[liberalsarecool]

Guilty. That is their brand. MAGA is guilty.

[thememedaddy]

[cosmicanger]

graphix artiste

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[dapperalbinobudgie]

I just wish sometimes life could be more than endurance

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[dapperalbinobudgie]

Every day I wake up and someone wants me to download an app!!! THE ANSWER IS NO

[dapperalbinobudgie]

California include shade structures in your outdoor venues challenge level: impossible

[cykelops]

the platelets in my body when I rip off the fresh scab they just spent hours working on

[ashleyjizzdale3]

[snapscube]

for your consideration

this is so awesome

[liberalsarecool]

Parasites don’t care when they kill the host.

[dapperalbinobudgie]

Hired a cleaning lady and she did a great job but she did eat my Oreos

[captain-price-returns]

gentrification is when trash goes in trash cans

[theehorsepusssy]

[segamascott]

erika kirk being handed the golden opportunity to be the face of conservatives for the rest of her life and then fumbling it instantly by being genuinely unlikable and off-putting will always be funny to me almost as funny as remembering that charlie kirk got shot in the neck and died

[segamascott]