The Viper

Brazilian Pisces, 27 Aspiring actress

[veyzus]

Sorry to telemacus but im different, you are not coming into MY house disrespecting me, my mom, my dads fav dog and our fav blind man ☝🏻🙂‍↕️

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[crimson-calamity-deactivated202]

Cuteness aggression but I actually get rough and hold you down and stare at you like you’re my food.

[kosmogrl]

[futchlings]

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

[theoriginalsupermodels]

Azzedine Alaïa - Fall 1992 RTW

[artemisuns]

when i'm at the 'who loves their coworker the most' contest and these mf show up

[kendymaycry]

i want him to bust so many consecutive nuts in me that his veins start to become prominent due to dehydration

[meanbuddhist]

just identified a behavioral pattern within myself

[alex-iwobi]

fifa: football unites the world

literally everybody during the world cup:

[raheemdanielrose]

[ryan-sometimes]

As a Brazilian, watching the club world cup is always so funny because this year a game got cancelled due to RAIN. In Brazil, the lights in the stadium need to go out, the pitch needs to flood, and a minimum of 3 players need to get struck by lightning, only for the game to be delayed by like 20 minutes. Once a football game gets scheduled in Brazil there is no weather that can stop it. Zeus himself needs to come down to smite the players one by one

[03012003]

i love megan thee stallion because well i have eyes and ears and a working brain

[atramentumnoctis]

getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about

[boringangel]

Soos atelier

[californiablues88]

[steskniona]