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Source: Cubfan135’s Twitch stream on April 25th, 2025

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Cub: [Reading chat] "Captain Jack, the only bird to keep the vex somewhat in line" That's true. Captain Jack was the wildest among us. Big fan of fire, Captain Jack. Fire and flames, anything to do with that, he was about that. All about that life. Still is, some might say. [Misplaces a block] Oop, hello. [Reading chat] "Didn't he die in a fire once?" That's the thing, Captain Jack can never die, he just keeps coming back. He's so deeply ingrained into the game, he just becomes reincarnated and comes back even more powerful.

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Source: GoodTimesWithScar's Twitch stream on November 8th, 2024

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Cub: Definitely didn't mistake you guys for armor stands. Yes, okay. I leave now [Cub flies away]

Scar, in a sad tone: You could come back!

Cleo, also in a sad tone: You could stay!

Scar: You could stay! You could tell us about space and planets and solar systems and cosmic dust!

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Source: GoodTimesWithScar's Twitch stream on September 21st, 2024

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Scar: [Talking to chat] That light is gonna be the end of my eye. [Cub runs on the screen] Cub!!!

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Source: GoodTimesWithScar's Twitch stream on July 27th, 2024

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Scar: [reading chat] Fifteenth? No way! Really?! Dude, if we would have lasted like a second longer, I-, and there's a lot of people died after me, umm, we could've probably been like tenth.

Scar: Oh, I'll take fifteenth anyday! That might be the best place we've ever had in an MCC! Oh, Cub's gonna be so proud! Cub was like "I'm gonna be watching that parkour, Scar," all that practice, I hope Cub's proud! I wanna know, Cub, we need to know if Cub's proud! I hope, I hope he sees that and is like [imitating Cub] "yeah Scar!"

Scar: Yeah, because, umm, Cub and I have been practicing a lot. Okay, okay, good.

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Source: GoodTimesWithScar's Twitch stream on June 26th, 2024

Scar: Guys, look, look what I found in the closet! [shows off his shirt] ConCorp shirt, look what I found! Where's Cub? Where's Cub? Umm, but yeah, welcome everybody, good to have you all here.

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Source: GoodTimesWithScar's Twitch stream on June 23rd, 2024

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Ren: Cub has softened due to his old age, like when was the last time Cub acted like a rascal?

Scar: He blew up Jev's base with me the other day!

Ren & Cleo together: Wait what?

Cub: This is true. This is actually true, yeah.

Scar: Actually, I- [laughs]

Cub: Well- well, okay, okay, in our defense, we left a creeper in there and we just didn't do anything to save it, like Jev just walked in and it exploded.

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Ren: Now that is rascal energy.

Cleo: That is rascal behavior, yeah.

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Source: GoodTimesWithScar’s Twitch stream on August 19th, 2023

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Cub: Uhhh it looks good! I like the flowers.

Scar: [after Cub dodges the spleef] That was wildly impressive Cub! You knew that was coming too!

Cub: [laughs]

Scar: That was some reflexes, chat! Oh my gosh! [mimicking Cub’s jump] [unintelligible] whoom!

Cub: Whenever- whenever Scar does the slooooow turn, you know.

Scar: You know the spleef is coming?

Cub: That’s when you know, that’s when you know.

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Source: GoodTimesWithScar’s Twitch stream on May 9th, 2023

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Scar: [laughs evilly]

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Source: “Hermitcraft TCG: Pharaoh vs. Scar (Round 4)”, uploaded on Cub Two on August 10th, 2023

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Cub: Gonna be honest Scar, that was almost as bad as a mayonnaise based cake I had earlier.

Scar: Now Cub, you started telling me about that when we started today. I have an aversion to mayonnaise, it’s a life long ailment. Uhm, the thought of you having mayonnaise as the milk source in the cake actually repulsed me so bad I sneezed. Instantly.

Cub: You know, I was willing to give it a shot, but turns out that substituting eggs and oil — substituting mayonnaise for that… not a good choice, not a good choice. I got a couple of bites in and I was just like: “This is terrible!” And I pitched the whole thing man, pitched the whole thing.

Scar: Wow.

Cub: It was a tragedy.

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Source: Cubfan135’s Twitch stream on July 7th, 2023

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Cub: What happened there?

Scar: Oh, after mcc’s I always kill myself.

Cub: Okay [chuckles]

Scar: Why? I wanna get my head of course, for my skin.

Cub [at the same time]: Since you got two I’m taking one. I’m taking one.

Scar: I wanna- I wanna memorialize my head.

Cub: Yeayeayea! Oh, ragdoll cat? You don’t need that one, I’ll take that one.

Scar: Hey! You- [splutters] You leave that ragdoll alone, I have a plan for that cat head!

Cub: Okay okay, if you have a plan for it you’ll keep it, you’ll keep it.

Scar: Yeah I have a plan for that, and don’t think about touching that vex head, that’s the rarest head in the whole lot!

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cub: i'm gonna play it safe and say he does. i'm gonna just disable "traphole". scar, i'm disabling your traphole.

scar: forever?

cub: for the next turn

scar: you leave my traphole alone :|

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Source: Cubfan135's Twitch Stream on July 7th, 2023

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Cub: -put it below.

"Hey Scar

Hope your day

is going well. <3 (Heart)

Cub"

Cub: We'll make it glow if we can [laugh]

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"Otherwise you just get rolled by people who have enormous decks"

Source: CubTwo's Hermitcraft 9 TCG: Pharaoh vs GoodTimeswithScar [Transcription below]

Scar: I like tournament rules, that- that's fun, I like that.

Cub: Yeah yeah, [unintelligible].

Scar: Otherwise, like, you just get rolled by people who have, like, y'know, enourmous decks and stuff.

Cub: Yeah, I got-

Scar: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID [cough]

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Scar: Oh, you can't just vex on vex like that, Cub!

Source: Goodtimeswithscar's MCC 29 stream (March 18, 2023)

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convex arson lore?

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chatter: "and here i thought scar was the pyro"

cub: "i taught scar everything i know about arson. as part of the convex we underwent extensive pyrotechnic and arson training. it's true, look it up, it's facts. captain jack, we learned from the best! i learned from captain jack and i taught it to scar."

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"Takes damage but he looks good when taking it"

Source: GoodTimesWithScar's Season 9 Stream (March 5, 2023)

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Scar: False will attack via Queen of Hearts fo 50 damage against the handsome GoodTimesWithScar!

[Cub laughs]

Cub: Takes damage but he looks good when taking it, there we go.

Scar: Exactly. Come on.