bro honestly idfc about a degree and an actual career anymore let me just be some hot business lady’s dumb secretary and secretly spend my entire day getting bloated and gassy while she’s in her meetings.
imagine someone calls her office, I pick up the phone and accidentally let a massive burp slip out and moan like a slut. It’d be like “Mrs. XYZ’s office, (name) spea-UUURRRRRPPPPP~~king.”
(and the person on the other end of the line is like “???” But I’m literally about to cum because of how hot I find burping)
slowly but surely the longer I work there, the tighter my blouses get, the more the buttons start to strain against my round little tummy when I sit…