[conwaytiddy]

No one can convince me Firehouse Rodeo from J2 wouldn't be the funnest ride of my life.

[notquitecatherine]

send your roughest songs by t. swift to the guy you're with to get the real vibe check.

[conwaytiddy]

FUCK JOHN MAYER

[conwaytiddy]

MY BABY BOY

[champagnereliever]

I KNEW HE WAS TROUBLE! I KNEW IT!

[champagnereliever]

@conwaytiddy Son, I don't want to see you hanging around with that McAfee boy anymore.

[conwaytiddy]

Mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I know you're still mad but he let me talk to Randy when Pat had to pee and it was pretty cool. Being a voice? Pretty cool!

[conwaytiddy]

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[creativeidiot]

Children, stay safe.

Don’t get head in the back of a Mitsubishi Lancer in an Applebee’s parking lot in 2003.

[conwaytiddy]

My brother. Stay safe. Unless she's worth it, then in that case -- 🤝

[creativeidiot]

Children, stay safe.

Don’t get head in the back of a Mitsubishi Lancer in an Applebee’s parking lot in 2003.

[conwaytiddy]

My brother in Christ, how many times has that happened to you.

[creativeidiot]

Children, stay safe.

Don’t get head in the back of a Mitsubishi Lancer in an Applebee’s parking lot in 2003.

[conwaytiddy]

I'm gonna hope and assume that life has improved for you, because if it hasn't then I'm gonna get my mom, and we're gonna throw a pussy party.

[creativeidiot]

Children, stay safe.

Don’t get head in the back of a Mitsubishi Lancer in an Applebee’s parking lot in 2003.

[conwaytiddy]

I'm not gonna lie, brother, that sounds like an awful hour and a half. With like a minute of joy.

[creativeidiot]

Children, stay safe.

Don’t get head in the back of a Mitsubishi Lancer in an Applebee’s parking lot in 2003.

[conwaytiddy]

I feel no sympathy for you. Unless you got wings after.

[creativeidiot]

Children, stay safe.

Don’t get head in the back of a Mitsubishi Lancer in an Applebee’s parking lot in 2003.

[conwaytiddy]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT OUTSIDE OF HER BOYFRIEND'S BEST FRIEND'S WORK. COME ON, BRO.

[omnidudes-deactivated20240202]

[creativeidiot]

Children, stay safe.

Don’t get head in the back of a Mitsubishi Lancer in an Applebee’s parking lot in 2003.

[conwaytiddy]

Okay, but why.

[conwaytiddy]

Sometimes I look at the things I drafted from when I'm horny and I'm like, bro, you're kind of a stepdad. Chill out. But also.

[creativeidiot]

Children, stay safe.

Don’t get head in the back of a Mitsubishi Lancer in an Applebee’s parking lot in 2003.

[conwaytiddy]

but I want to.

[creativeidiot]

You’re gonna need a time machine. And a Mitsubishi Lancer.

[conwaytiddy]

Well, that doesn't feel very life lesson-y, but I'll do it!

[creativeidiot]

Children, stay safe.

Don’t get head in the back of a Mitsubishi Lancer in an Applebee’s parking lot in 2003.

[conwaytiddy]

but I want to.