My Public Notepad App

He/Him 30s Silly/Horny forever Dont try to sell me only fans I have no money

[nem23]

[yanguang]

[yanguang]

the position of the mischevious pig marks the hours

[depechemode-comments]

[transgenderer]

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

[omghotmemes]

At night the beast sleeps

[dogpuppy]

[bruzum]

[cubsha]

kind of a snort. rehog.

[hikikomoricomplex]

[sacred-portal]

[pjackk]

My sapphic ass just missed the toilet bowl & slipped in the puddle & fractured muy hulking iron body & now im too crying to get up now theres bugs crawling on me everywhere cuz i spilled my slurpy on my shirt 5 days ago & they want the sugars stuck in it wich i dont even blame them for at all

[fuckedelf]

Happy pride to every1

…aaand me

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Hilda and the Hose - art by Duane Bryers (1970)

[sandmandaddy69]

[creamycuppy]

when i checked in to the hotel they gave me a free cookie, as is customary at this chain, and she let me know “you can ask for as many as you want” (didn’t tell me this last time) — “but, ehh, we wouldn’t want you to have a tummy full of cookies, would we? tsk tsk”

???!!!

[creamycuppy]

like first of all… yes we do!!!!

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

[assaultmystic-archive]

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]