Tiny Human

Mmmhm

[melonboyy]

[medusick]

this is so wholesome 

[tiredassperra-deactivated201704]

honestly i just want this to spread because i’m so sick of the heteronormative narrative of ‘lol hate my wife/gf so annoying stop talking’ like… if you don’t want to hear them talk don’t be with them that’s what a relationship is i don’t

[preciouspetsmaster]

My exact Reaction to my little Lambkins when she tells me.

[melonboyy]

brah your what

[gifthetv]

[jaehwany]

Stop assuming how your sister will react. Just tell her. Tell her how you feel. And if she gets hurt, hug her like this. Isn’t that what family is for? So that’s what family is for.

[failnation]

21st Century Macgyver

[a-bottled-star]

W H A T

[bitchycode]

[nordurpollinn]

[vodka-zamolodchikova]

me: [accidentally closes a chrome window with 50+ tabs]

my laptop, gently weeping: oh my god………… oh ym hgod thank you so much……….. thank y

[jerryterry]

Me, realizing my mistake, reopening Chrome and preparing to mash ctrl+shift+T to bring them all back one by one:

My computer:

[bezosbaldhead-deactivated202007]

my computer watching me click the “Restore” option for all of my tabs after shutting down unnaturally:

[killin-the-machine]

You should all be detained ASAP

[cumnog]

[cumnog]

Update

[thursday]

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[sweetsteeths]

person: hey you ok?

me, dissociating: 

[badlydrawneverything]

[no-chill-at-all]

[onlytwitterpics]

[ramenjesus-deactivated20121014]

[bootiness]

me after working out for the first time in my life

[the-best-shy-i-can-be-deactivat]

[gharibajameel]