i'm a fucking water bender

30. Gay. Unnamed Pup. Pastry Chef. Washington DC. Look at all the drinking I do and men I oogle at Instagram: Kelgaman This is me.

[retrogamingblog2]

Pokemon Inspired Cakes made by Josué Luciano

[reverseteehee]

[deliciousnecks]

[thecarrotswife]

Grogu eating luchables just gives me life idk

[barbiefeminist]

And now he’s got his capri sun to go with his lunchable!

[summersixtynine-deactivated2019]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[hebihime-deactivated20191114]

[ask-me-about-my-thumbs]

Are we just gonna ignore Entei sitting there and watching

Like, a god-like entity is watching you hug a sheep

[mousegirlheart]

That’s her dad don’t be rude.

[zinnia-apologist-deactivated202]

(source)

[professionaljester]

What is happening

[rivercityrabbitsbro]

[description: tiktoker skweezy4real talking to the camera with his mask on]

"So what's the worst job you ever had? For me, it was when I was selling stolen computer chips, and (unintelligible, possibly 'In Compton') and-- What the f- [camera turns to a group of people and two alpacas, one man holding out bowl of carrots] what is this?"

"Oh hey! You wanna feed an alpaca?"

"Say- Yes! Do I just like hold it up to him?"

"Yeah just put them in your mouth and they'll take 'em from you"

"In my MOUTH?"

"In your mouth, in your mouth"

[takes off mask, puts a carrot in each corner like tusks] "Like this?

"Yeah almost like a walrus"

"And I just... I give it to..?"

"Yeah just let them see it, walk up to them and they'll take it from you"

[does it, people cheer]

".......thank you?"

[novastargirl]

This man has the most insane life

[falseknees]

Blegh! Gross!

[dailyflicks]

JURASSIC PARK (1993) dir. Steven Spielberg

[sleepythug]

when me and the boys go hunting.

[official-kircheis]

Team Fortress 2

[hers-deactivated20210629]

Greta Lee as Maxine in Russian Doll (2019)

[everythingfox]

Loving cat

(via)

[rae-redacted]

The amount of serotonin I just got is unquantifiable

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

OMG???? FUCKING EMERGANCY

[toastbutteregg]

[localtiktoks]

[spheregrid]

This is my favorite tik tok of all time

[ly0nheart1]

The fact that the audio is so slightly slightly out of sync in places is sending me.

[mugasofer]

[ilovecats4ever]

[stars-bean]

“Grandma, it’s me, Anastasia!”

Anastasia (1997) Ocean’s Eight (2018) Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith (2005) The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) The Witches (1990)

[friendofozma]

Gritty (2021)

[ottermatopoeia]

Aretha Franklin (2014)