VERY COOL SKELETON

[HELLO HUMANS! I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS! ALPHYS TELLS ME I CAN ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS YOU HAVE FOR ME HERE!] ((Mercyplates RP blog inspired by @theroyalscientist, @alphystheanimelover and @sans-floor-sock. Enjoy. No NSFW or strong language please, Papyrus does not approve. Please note that this Papyrus and his bro are currently still minors. Thanks! Blog owner: @dukemz, co-mod: @amee-racle. Header art by @sirartwork and icon art by @zarla-s. As of now we tag everything with potential triggers. Please be mindful of trigger warnings and blacklist specific tw! tags if you wish. If there is something you would like us to tag let us know. Now go read Handplates and some Mercyplates comics if you haven't already for some reason.))

[cool-skeleton-93]

Would you rather be smart but sad or happy but dumb

I'M ALREADY HAPPY AND SMART ENOUGH, I DON'T NEED TO BE SAD OR DUMB. NYEHEHEH!!

[cool-skeleton-93]

Have you ever found it really hard to stay happy, positive, and cheerful? What would you do if you felt sad and hopeless?

I'M SURE THAT EVERYONE STRUGGLES SOMETIMES TO BE HAPPY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE HAPPY ALL THE TIME. BUT WHENEVER I'M SAD, I JUST GO TO THE PEOPLE WHO I CARE ABOUT, LIKE SANS OR DAD! THEY'LL ALWAYS BE ABLE TO CHEER ME UP SOON ENOUGH. IF YOU'RE EVER FEELING UPSET, TRY CHATTING TO YOUR FRIENDS OR FAMILY, OR DOING SOMETHING YOU LIKE DOING! I LIKE MAKING PUZZLES SOMETIMES!

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*Pink kicks open the door* I’VE FOUND YOU, THE GREAT PAPYRUS

IT SEEMS YOU'VE FOUND MY HIDING SPOT... HOW COULD YOU HAVE?! I'VE BEEN HERE FOR SEVERAL MONTHS!! IT WAS A PERFECT CONCEALMENT!!!

* (He's literally just hiding behind a lamp.)

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[dukemz]

its my birthday

yay

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Have you met your underfell counterpart?

WHAT IS UNDERFELL??

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((apologies again for the abrupt hiatus, life took an unexpected turn and we’ve been a little busy lately. I also just sort of left tumblr temporarily for a bit. hopefully i can be more active and get back to answering asks again, but till then, have a great day and good luck for the future, everyone! ~ dukemz))

[cool-skeleton-93]

Was there ever a time, when you were uncool?

I DON'T THINK SO! I HAVE BEEN GRACED WITH COOLNESS EVER SINCE I WAS BORN! NYEHEHEH!

[cool-skeleton-93]

Papyruuuuuus! Give me a hug chum! I missed you so much! :D

[He gives you a hug.]

YES, IT IS I, THE GRRREAT PAPYRUS! YOU SHALL BE GRACED BY MY GREATNESS ONCE AGAIN!!!

[cool-skeleton-93]

Hi there, how many friends, do you think you have?

HMM... PINNING DOWN AN EXACT NUMBER IS HARD, BUT I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS ON THIS SITE! NEARLY 500, IN FACT! I THINK I'M REALLY STARTING TO GET POPULAR!! NYEHEHH!

[cool-skeleton-93]

can i have a hug i am ver big sad :[

OF COURSE YOU CAN! ANYTHING TO CHEER A FRIEND UP!!

[He hugs you.]

I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER!

[cool-skeleton-93]

((Hi everyone! Hope you're still all managing to cope during these times. COVID-19 isn't forever, so hang in there :)

We'll still be answering asks over the next couple months, so don't be afraid to send some in! (As long as you don't flood us lol)

Stay safe everyone! - Dukemz))

[cool-skeleton-93]

Science or Magic, Which one would you love the most?

HMM...

I CAN'T SAY I KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT EITHER TO BE SURE. DAD IS STILL TEACHING ME NEW THINGS. HOWEVER, AT THE MOMENT, I THINK THEY'RE BOTH AS IMPORTANT AS EACH OTHER. AFTER ALL, THE CORE WAS MADE WITH BOTH!

[cool-skeleton-93]

How would a sock be smelly if a skeleton wore it? That and unless it was secretly a brick how would it trip someone?

MAGIC SKELETONS SWEAT JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!

AS FOR YOUR SECOND QUESTION, DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF A SNEAKY SOCK LYING IN ONES' PATH, LET ALONE A NUMBER OF THEM! ESPECIALLY FOR SOMEONE ALWAYS BUSY LIKE ME!

THIS SKELETON HAS THINGS TO DO AND NO TIME TO WORRY ABOUT CARELESSLY PLACED, UNWASHED SOCKS!!

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Excuse me, I have a question. If you're a skeleton, then how do puns get under your skin?? *I look truly confused*

THEY DO NOT! BUT THEY DO GET IRRITATING AFTER A WHILE, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE MINIMUM EFFORT PUNS! I PUT 100% EFFORT INTO EVERYTHING!!

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((The inbox

Is open again.

~Dukemz))

[cool-skeleton-93]

*Snap. HP: 20, ATK: 5, DF: 2. This zoner wants to hug Papyrus.* Heya, bucko! ^^ Can I have a hug?

OF COURSE!

[He offers a hug.]