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[coolbasssword]

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Already messaged the mods. I really enjoyed everyone here and wish you all the best.

[coolbasssword]

@furypolice Called me out one time and I’m never letting it go.

[canadaismycity-blog]

Feeling like Jack and I need a Rose. 🥀

[coolbasssword]

Does anyone remember when @hxppyhxxsx used to use an ellipsis at the end of every tweet like he was alluding to something?

[what-even-is-this-blog-help-dea]

If you ever feel alone, know that you are never alone. The FBI agent is always there with you.

[soul-prick]

I specifically remember this commercial where this dude was stuck in traffic and he does this little diddy like “Who wants to leave now?” and then he slams on the horn with both words of “I do,” to complete it and that commercial has been the one to never leave my head since the day I saw it.

[coolbasssword]

Sounds like an advertisement for my feelings on Italy right now. 

[coolbasssword]

@yunghvlsey You’ll have to pry him out of Patrick’s cold dead hands. 

@ojeezscoob @spooksburg @britneyspearsfanboy Yes, please. He’s just as needy and attention hungry as his dads. We’re available to be pet as well. 

@fetishforbadliars I don’t think you have a bag big enough for this chunky baby. 

[coolbasssword]

Come by our cabin during the cruise to meet the newest member of the Wentz-Stumph household. 

[canadaismycity-blog]

Can I call you big D?

You ‘gon be the hairiest looking mother fucker that has. 

[coolbasssword]

you have a big fat crush on gabe, your bass skills aren’t quite as good as gabe’s, you’re a sugar pie honey bunch (you know that i love you)

My crush on Gabe Saporta is massive and pulsating at all times.

Gabe could wipe the floor with me playing anything. 

Sounds really carby. I’m into it. 

[coolbasssword]

You love Jungle Book, you hate being in the middle of large crowds by yourself and you kick ass at karaoke (btw miss you dude I’m terrible when it comes to GH :( )

Yeah, so much that my first kid’s middle name is from it. 

Not really, large crowds are where I do best. One on Ones put me off. 

No, again. I can’t sing. I can yell. 

(Let’s be honest I’m just as bad if not worse.)

[coolbasssword]

You’re obnoxious, you’re loud, you’re loved.

All of these are Patrick and all are true. 

[coolbasssword]

Willing to bet that none of you are as far behind on follows as I just was. (and still am)

[hab1bi-deactivated20180612]

Send 3 assumptions and I'll tell you how many are right

[boywentz]

“I thought today about what an odd pairing me and my best friend are. He’s this little guy in glasses. We can finish eachothers sentences but spend most of our time arguing instead.” - PW

[coolbasssword]

It’s cool. I can remind everyone all day that there’s no one else that can make my soul feel satisfied like my husband does. It’s not an issue for me. 

[coolbasssword]

I think you could do better than that dumb ass husband you have. He fucked you over pretty good. It may be time to give someone else a shot at you.