my sanctuary

Shut up, Pete. GH: dying.breed.menace

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If you were having a bad day, you’re welcome

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@elsaslilbitch ....... you got me there.

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@elsaslilbitch Granpda in disguise, actually.

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Something about Krusty Krews and hellos, what’s going on folks?

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I can’t believe there’s a Tesla in space.

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I specifically remember this commercial where this dude was stuck in traffic and he does this little diddy like “Who wants to leave now?” and then he slams on the horn with both words of “I do,” to complete it and that commercial has been the one to never leave my head since the day I saw it.

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Sounds like an advertisement for my feelings on Italy right now. 

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Me, too.

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@ Selena: It was way before Vine was a thing. This has been a long time affair.

[coolbasssword]

Come by our cabin during the cruise to meet the newest member of the Wentz-Stumph household. 

[thistlebane]

every text is a risky text when youre a dumbass who cant use words right

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I specifically remember this commercial where this dude was stuck in traffic and he does this little diddy like “Who wants to leave now?” and then he slams on the horn with both words of “I do,” to complete it and that commercial has been the one to never leave my head since the day I saw it.

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@elsaslilbitch I’d fight you, but. Maybe just nerf guns.

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your voice is powerful and soulful and a ma a z i ng, you're caring, you have a big heart

I can’t agree on the first out if fear of sounding conceited and I’m not The Weeknd. I can agree on the other two.

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You play 1385838/9 different instruments, you like dogs more than cats and you like sushi

I only play 1385837/9. And I got a dog today, actually. I love sushi.

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You have the manliest chest hairs, you prefer paper to plastic, the chicken came before the egg

HAAA, true, and... you know, the chicken had to produce the egg?

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you love gabe saporta x 3

Saporta sounds like a made up name.(But you right.)

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@ojeezscoob I hope it wasn’t you. That lady looke highly upset.