Coolclaytony

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[coolclaytony]

Rescuer Homebrew Class for Pathfinder 1st Edition (version 3)

I had this done for a while, but procrastinated on posting it, sorry. 😅

Updated rules for the Rescuer class based on feedback from @thecreaturecodex

A brand new class, the Rescuer.

New favored class options, including ones for homebrew races created by @thecreaturecodex

Five character archetypes: Lifewarden, Life Guard, Firefighter, Wealthy Philanthropist, and Babysitter!

16 new feats!

6 new magic items!

Kardann, the Iconic Rescuer.

I should also thank @dailycharacteroption for being my primary source of feedback!

[coolclaytony]

@tanukutie @alexvrex @slippedstoic @delta--scarelines @cainecase @almostgloriousprincess @momohonk

[horselovrrr]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[minew01]

[captain-price-returns]

A real page on the White House website

[bogleech]

In case people missed it, another real page on the white house website pretends to "reveal the truth about ALIENS" and once again means immigrants, which it calls "its."

4chan took over the country.

[headspace-hotel]

This is actually fucking insanely horrifying what the fuck

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[prokopetz]

We've had gacha RPGs about libraries and pharmaceutical companies as paramilitary organisations – I feel like the next obvious unexplored frontier is public transit. The player takes on the role of a route planning director for a puzzlingly well armed quasi-governmental transit agency. All of your agents have bus driver aesthetic.

[prokopetz]

You'd think providing free public transit would be a no brainer in terms of maintaining good relations with existing nation-states, but in practice a lot of them hate you because you provide bus service to places people aren't supposed to be able to leave. There's a whole quest line about keeping Route 666 to Hell up and running.

[liberalsarecool]

The least secure Administration in history.

[prokopetz]

Inadvisable Dungeons & Dragons adventure premise #137: Diplomatic mission to a kobold warren culminating in a personal audience with what appears to be a shitty cardboard puppet made up to resemble a dragon, but is in fact a real dragon that just looks like that.

[idrawsnoopyeveryday]

174.

[arcadefan]

Cover artwork for Ork by the late British artist Richard Clifton-Dey. Psygnosis released Ork in 1991 for the Amiga and Atari ST.

The artwork, entitled Behemoth's World, was flipped and zoomed in a bit when it was originally used a decade earlier for Blue Öyster Cult's 7th album Cultösaurus Erectus.

[magikkbeann]

A quick zombie lady drawing after a long day 💚💚💚 ~Beann

[wanderingcoasties]

“The LEGO Movie was my favorite movie of 2014, but it strikes me that the main character was male, because I feel like in our current culture, he HAD to be. The whole point of Emmett is that he’s the most boring average person in the world. It’s impossible to imagine a female character playing that role, because according to our pop culture, if she’s female she’s already SOMEthing, because she’s not male. The baseline is male. The average person is male. You can see this all over but it’s weirdly prevalent in children’s entertainment. Why are almost all of the muppets dudes, except for Miss Piggy, who’s a parody of femininity? Why do all of the Despicable Me minions, genderless blobs, have boy names? I love the story (which I read on Wikipedia) that when the director of The Brave Little Toaster cast a woman to play the toaster, one of the guys on the crew was so mad he stormed out of the room. Because he thought the toaster was a man. A TOASTER. The character is a toaster. I try to think about that when writing new characters— is there anything inherently gendered about what this character is doing? Or is it a toaster?”

— Bojack Horseman creator Raphael Bob-Waksberg commenting on how weird gendered defaults in entertainment are, and why we should think twice about them. Excerpted from this longer original post. (via 360degreesasthecrowflies)

[qadmonster]

some ancient gen2 sprite edits. my favorite is the Sphynx

[wirelessshiba]

Mina the pocket wife! 🐭🕯️

[prokopetz]

For clarity, when I said "don't push yourself", I didn't mean "don't ever test your physical and emotional limits"; I just meant maybe the Costco parking lot is not the place to conduct that particular experiment.

[staticriposte]

i hate the word “spicy” so much, oh my god. say erotic, sexy, sexual, horny, sensual, hot, attractive, literally anything else. i’m only fucking with spicy if it’s on a menu

[bogleech]

I agree completely but as a biology person that first sentence had me thinking this would be about venom and that people could maybe ease up on "spicy" to describe like wasps and cone snails

[joshdamn23]

Heeey, Golden Week!Anon here. Wanted to say sorry to Shelley for upsetting her in June. :( I was just surprised you'd wanna wear a bathing suit like that. I expect something practical but comfy like shorts, a surf top, and a tropical over-shirt or something. But you looked good in that golden one-piece, too!

you instantly clocked her style and she's mad about being so predictable