coolcookiejar

Sweden. 1995.

[babyanimalgifs]

[weloveshortvideos]

Baby gorilla chest pounds for the first time

[2ad]

Life really isn’t what I expected it to be

[chessys]

less quicksand

[yassmines-deactivated20161205]

almost no quicksand to be honest

[spaceyam]

lots of metaphorical quicksand tho

[twitterlols]

[torracat]

Do u ever have an inside joke with urself

[twitterlols]

[helloteaparty]

[littlelostalotgrateful]

“Tips to prevent mood swings: avoid caffeine, alcohol and sugary foods” that’s me diet tho mate

[dbryans]

[straightwhitememes-deactivated2]

The problem of gay marriage

[friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman]

my mom phoned me today and told me that someone in my hometown had robbed the pharmacy at gunpoint but the pharmacist started having an anxiety attack and the robbers were so worried about her they offered to call her an ambulance while they were robbing her

[babiigurl2413]

Was this in Canada?

[friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman]

of course it was

[madeupmonkeyshit]

[coolcookiejar]

person: i am uncomfortable with bad language--

me: okay!! that's fine!!

person: --because you are a girl and girls shouldnt talk like that

me: eat my entire ass!!!!

[dundermifflingifs]

[typicalfeministkilljoy]

do girls really mature faster? or do we just excuse boys’ immaturity longer?

[talkwise]

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead

[wienrs]

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful