One Swood Dude

Look at this Elsen, what a cool guy, totally not scared or frightened by his job. He works as a security guard in Zone 1, administering jusice with a shock baton in the smoke mines of Damien. The truth is, he is secretly scared out of his mind. But he pretends he is a calm rad laid back guy to inspire the other workers.

[night-star-sky]

Take notes

[ragnarockz]

A LITTLE LOUDER FOR FUCKING EVERYONE WHO DOESN’T GET IT.

[coolelsen]

(Reminder)

(My personal blog is www.guardianofmemes.tumblr.com I am way more active there and will very well talk to anyone who wants to chat.)

[coolelsen]

(Wow, I really disappeared. Sorry. Got sucked into college again.)

[spared-sans]

(Well shit… Undertale…)

[projectfreelancertrash]

#Saints Row IV co-op with Trash#yeah i’ll be fine @ehmp 

Hell yeah you’ll be fine

[littletchotchkes]

Don’t Starve

throws self into a spiders nest take me cold embrace of death

[coolelsen]

Saints Row: Gat out of Hell. Never knew damnation could be so damn boring.

[weirdo-art]

Sometimes I remember OFF and I am pleasantly surprised :)

[daily-owls]

It’s that time of year again

[part2of3]

Batman the Television series

S02E58: Flop Goes the Joker

[intel-i386-deactivated20160703]

anon hate

[tubbs-the-cat-is-my-dude]

i want to hang out with tubbs the cat

i want to smoke a blunt with him

[aliencadaver-deactivated2021102]

do me a favor and reblog this post if you:

have OCs

have OCs that you draw/write about/talk about a lot

want to meet/make friends with people who have OCs of their own

want more ppl to talk about your OCs with

or yell

i tend to be pretty heavy on the capslock sorry

ANYWAY

basically what im saying is reblog this if you are someone with OCs who wants other people to talk about their OCs with

(or if you just want to spread this post around to help me find ppl ;y)

[aliencadaver-deactivated2021102]

if you do reblog this for me to check out your blog, itd be rad if you had some kind of navigation on there that would let me find stuff about your characters easily!! alternately, if you dont have that, adding a link to this post when you reblog it would also be rad :)

[coolelsen]

* Oh shoot, how do you revive a dead character? Any mods out there? Shoot.

[greenfrogeyes]

Reblog if a video game ever made you cry

I don’t want to feel like a loner on this

[coolelsen]

Some sexy suggestions for you Elsen out there.

Spank ears.

Whisper into ass.

Lick elbow.

Caress ear lobes.

Tenderly caress nose.

Tickle hair.

Bake tater tots.

Set house on fire now that’s hot.

Eat aLL THE SUGARRRR

Literally eat them.

Teabag them in tf2.

With my awesome sexy advice, you’ll be sure to spice things up.

[coolelsen]

Oh hey I forgot about this blog. Well, looks like I discovered which email this one was. The question is should I use it again?

[ballsniggas-deactivated20130325]

I literally cant fucking breathe 

[corink]

IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN

[arthurkingsmen-archive-deactiva]

I don’t even press play I just press the reblog button

[coolelsen]

Help Hotline (open rp)

A bored Elsen with a bored face sat at his boring desk in an AWESOME uniform. But despite his super neato clothes that were pretty much normal uniform standard fare, he was bored out of his sugar coated skull. But what was that? The phone RANG! Someone either had survived long enough in the wake of a specter attack to make it to a phone, or their problem was so mundane and ordinary they were in no real danger. So he put on his best soothing voice, picked up the phone, and said “Good afternoon, you’ve reached Security. My name is Andrew and what is the nature of your emergency?”

[i-iz-a-person-deactivated202207]

“Uh…” She was really bored and just wanted to see how much trouble she could get away with. She decided on the first thing that popped into her head. “A man, er, beating up some Elsen.” That would be absurd, but odds were that a simple Elsen would believe it.

[coolelsen]

"A... Man, you say?" Andy was skeptical, but shrugged regardless. It was a wasted effort, the caller couldn't see him from their side of the phone. "Well no worries concerned citizen, you are to be commended for your bravery. A platoon of the Queen's Finest are on their way to your call location. Order will be restored and God save our Gracious Queen." He smiled unpleasantly and hung up. There was no platoon, only he was on duty. So he got up, rolled his neck and scratched his butt. Time to see what the ruckus was all about.

[coolelsen]

Stop right there! (Open rp)

Inter-dimensional travel is always tricky. Sometimes things go very horribly wrong. In this case, it was just a pencil pushing security guard running up and huffing, out of breath. After he dry heaved for a bit he shakily said "S-stop right there, c-criminal sc-cum! Y-you've broken the law, a-and now you must pay the fine."

[coolelsen]

Questions time because why not)) How would you feel if one of your Friends was dating a Criminal?

"Well let's see. Do I have two pairs of handcuffs? YES I DO. Do I have any actual friends to speak of?... No. No I don't. And it's not because of any tragic deaths, I just never made any. So I guess this stays hypothetical."