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My mother was vacuuming the house when she opened a door and a ton of crawfish poured out. She shouted at my dad, ”WHY DID YOU BUY SO MANY CRAWFISH!!!!”

This was her dream and not mine, by the way.

madhighlander

Reminds me of the time my mom dreamed that my dad had put up ‘a bunch of really tacky yarn Santa decorations’ all over our brand new kitchen. (This was in July.) She said she ‘woke up ready for a divorce’.

st-ambrose

pinktonic

alloverthegaf

okay fuckers it’s Two Towers time

quick reminder that I only get through a portion of the movie in a night, and don’t do it every night, so it’ll be a while before the whole thing is out, and PLEASE don’t send me messages about continuing it

here are the links to the first movie

alloverthegaf

so they straight up start the movie with a “fuck you” to the audience huh

alloverthegaf

previously on, LIKE NO ONE FORGOT DUDE

alloverthegaf

IF HE FUCKIN PIERCES THIS DRAGON KNOCK OFF’S HEART WHILE FALLING THROUGH THE PITS OF HELL I’M GONNA THROW SOMETHING

alloverthegaf

UNBELIEVABLE

alloverthegaf

even if the demon had never used its wings before they’ve been falling for so long it could have learned

alloverthegaf

OH IT WAS ALL A DREAM. SEER-LIKE POWERS OR HERO-WORSHIP? ONLY TIME WILL TELL

alloverthegaf

honey did you have a bad dream

alloverthegaf

I think I found the bottom

My biggest hope is that this is the movie where Frodo finds his sass

alloverthegaf

what’s in this?

nothin’. just a bit of seasoning.

thought maybe if we was havin’ a roast chicken one night or somethin’.

roast chicken???

my fave part is these are hobbits so it’s equal chance that Sam’s hiding something from Frodo or he actually did just risk Frodo’s life for a small box of chicken seasoning

alloverthegaf

LMAO IT’S ACTUALLY SEASONING

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multighoul

we need money

my grandfather spent all his money saving me, my siblings, and my mom from my abusive father. i consider him more of a father to me. he has no money, no retirement or savings and now he needs help. we cant help him, we faced being homeless last year and are just barely passing by. we dont have cable, grocery shopping is seldom, etc.

after he was hit by a speeding car that didn’t yield, we will be paying all these bills. we’ve already starting charging walkers, a bed, etc to our credit cards. medicare wont pay for anything because hes in stable condition now, even though there were serious and dangerous complications his first few nights in the icu. there were many surgeries done too.

if you can send anything it’d help so much, and i mean anything.. we’re desperate. even fifty cents would mean absolutely everything to us. any prayers would help too. even kind words. ive been visiting the icu in and out for 72 hours, im exhausted, my feet hurt, i feel numb.. i think if anyone said anything remotely supportive to me id break down.

heres my sisters paypal: https://www.paypal.me/icetype . if you cant donate anything any reblogs would help so much

catchymemes

Doggo Halloween costumes have peaked

pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2

😭😭😭😭😭

wayupthehill

That little guy is having the time of his life. Completely in character. He IS the doll.

bbboone

my heart 😭😭😭

one-time-i-dreamt

I was alone for a while inside of a large abyss. After traveling through it for what felt like days, I was met with Obama, who told me, “This space is only as endless as you let your mind perceive it. Stop perceiving.” And when I tried to stop, I woke up.

infinityplusonelamp

Ok seriously what is it with people and Obama giving cryptic dream wisdom

dangerousindividual

me: I’m not v good at pvp but I have fun w/ it!! :))

me: *kills somebody once ever*

me: *foams at the mouth* WHOS FUCKING NEXT

one-time-i-dreamt

B-but, that’s m-me?

attic-freedom

one-time-i-dreamt

Hanzo from Overwatch got radiation poisoning from sucking the Incredible Hulk’s dick

thegreateyeofsauron

n-no thank you yahoo view

glixbitch

These spot the difference games are getting harder and harder!

@therealjacksepticeye

therealjacksepticeye

I didn’t know he said that :D

one-time-i-dreamt

I was an old grandma and this guy was talking to someone young, who I assumed to be my grandson. All he said was, “She’s old and gay, be careful,”

arodudejude

me at four in the afternoon watching a 2hr video essay tearing apart a movie that i’ve never seen

just-shower-thoughts

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

just-shower-responses

HEY WHAT

noxtheox

we’ve discovered how this image was taken

just-shower-responses

fuck you. fuck you. fuck you fu.ck you fu c k u ouj fucK YOU FUCK YOU

sunfortune

the gale/prim stunt was so cheap too bc narratively killing prim didn’t do ANYTHING and it was only written so suzanne collins could easily solve the dumbass love triangle She CREATED. so katniss loses her sister, her mom leaves, And her best friend from childhood leaves. and what she has at the end is fucking uhhhh Peeta Parker and some kids she never even wanted ???? like ?? gale was a whole antifa legend for 2.9 books and she ruined All that at the VERY end for some romance?! completely glossing over the fact that katniss did not romantically want to be with either of them!!!!

brinnanza

the whole reason prim died is because it IS senseless. like that is literally the point.

suzanne collins and ka applegate are cut from a similar cloth and that cloth is refusing to shy away from depicting how brutal, how senseless, how cruel war is. prim died for no reason and that is the point. it had absolutely nothing to do with resolving a love triangle.

also Y’ALL COME ON the presence of romance in a book does not make the book A Romance; the ‘love triangle’ was literally never ever the point - which is why it’s what the capitol focuses on.

also katniss’s happy ever after: she fuckin grew up, y’all, come on. listen, I get the knee jerk hate for a baby boomer-style happily ever afters (I will sue jk rowling in court for the epilogue) but the fact that katniss, after everything she went through, felt comfortable enough to settle down with peeta and actually have kids - kids she knew were not going to be thrown into a gladiatorial arena for the entertainment of the super wealthy - is proof that what she did mattered. it cost katniss goddamn near everything she had - her family, her friends, her hearing, her home - but it was still the right thing to do.

the hunger games is about the cost of revolution: it’s so, so high, but in the end, it’s necessary.

gallifreanpotterhead

Furthering this, Katniss said she didn’t want kids because she didn’t want to bring them into the world she grew up in. The fact that Katniss grows up to have kids is supposed to show the reader that the world has indeed changed for the better. Not wanting kids was conditional, and the conditions changed.

sroloc--elbisivni

Also, just– that’s the point, that gale does it. That’s the other point Suzanne Collins likes to make, and if you look at her earlier Gregor the Overlander she makes it even more brutally clear. war lets people do terrible things. war encourages people to do terrible things. some people stop. some people don’t, because they don’t know how, or because they can’t until the war is over, or because they’re just that good at it.

Collins said in an interview that Gale and Peeta were “less as two points in a love triangle, more as two perspectives in the just-war debate” (as in, whether a war is justified) “Katniss isn’t just deciding on a partner; she’s figuring out her own worldview.” And in Katniss’s case, she lost everything to war. She chose to be done with it.

kasper-the-ghost

jvlianbashir

when you find an academic source that’s perfect for your paper but it’s behind a pay wall

deadmomjokes

Deciding to cite it anyway base on the abstract, knowing your professor probably won’t go through and look up every source in works cited

rootbeermolecule

if you guys want to read academic papers but they’re behind a paywall, get the chrome extension Unpaywall. when you visit a site that requires you pay for their journal to view the article, the extension will look for other open access sites that will show you the article for free, and it’s all completely legal. all that money goes to the publisher, the writer of the paper gets none of it. https://unpaywall.org