Sealed Evil In A Can

I'm not really evil. I'm just a poor boy from a poor fam- Oh, now you're singing the whole song. Well, um... I'll just sit here awkwardly until you finish, then.

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[dankxsinatra]

[roxylalonde]

[sm-64-luigi]

Aren’t you’a tired of going Apeshit?

Don’t you’a just want to be nice?

[frontmansdefender]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Big and small henchmen for the villain in one of those secret-life-of-mice movies from the 80s

[wickedsnack]

[almost-correct-quotes]

was talking to a diabetic friend the other day and i told him that i don't think i'd consider my moderate chronic pain 'disabling', just because i have a high pain tolerance, so it rarely stops me from doing anything, it just causes a lot of pain while i do that thing

and he asks if i'd consider his diabetes a disability, because for him it doesn't usually mean he can't do anything, it just means he can't do stuff the same way non-diabetics can

i thought abt it for a second, then i said "yeah, because even if you can do the same stuff, it comes at a cost. and there's other stuff you've gotta do and keep track of"

"yeah. your chronic pain's the same way. you can do the same stuff, but the pain and rest later, that's the cost"

anyway i thought that was a good outlook on moderate chronic pain and impostor syndrome or whatever

[seaemberthesecond]

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

[hauntedchronicler]

the mutuals are getting mythological about the trials of modern life tonight on tumblr dot com

[mevil]

[nehirose]

i'm still losing my mind over this, that is EXACTLY what the weed store in Splatoon would sound like.

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

[r18-g]

asexual perverts and trans women are the two pillars still holding up this godforsaken site, honestly

[natalieironside]

My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"

[rebels-cairn]

#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache's arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father's battle helmet #it's a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous

[my-dailydreams]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[churlsgonewild]

[midnightvrose]

[tooiconic]

both of them are me

[kalichnikov]

[clarificationsw]

literally my dad

[chaussurre]

[judahduplenticy]

I call it gallows humor instead of dark humor bc that keeps the “if you aren’t making that joke from the gallows, it’s just part of the execution” firmly in mind, and that image works v effectively, but I really like this too:

[feral-queercore-punk]

vampire survivors is the game of all time, and theyre also explicitly trans allies!!!

[evilweirdo]

Thank God for Stephanie Sterling ™️

[prokopetz]

Enough about shaders that make a game's graphics look like a big-budget anime. I want a shader that makes your game's graphics look like the shitty overcompressed animations from a Sega CD game. Your game looks like a Studio Ghibli movie? Great – call me when it looks like the cutscenes from Lunar: Eternal Blue.