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@coolestpotato
Happy earth day! Take a moment to appreciate the planet that originated potatoes :)
the planet didnt originate me i originated from your mom
no but srsly i was grown in a science lab
i can remember their replies
“WE CAN MAKE THE COOLEST POTATO” “sir somethings wrong” “EVACUTATE THE POTATO IS TOO COOOL” *random screaming ensues* “wsp guys im coolest potato” *looks arnd* “yall have no rizz”
*kills @westofcalgary* @commander-potato 8 down
chag sameach! i just peeled six pounds of potatoes!
enjoy ur seder but ouch
*kills @folksingers* 6 down 4 to go @commander-potato
make love not war make love not war
im tryna get into the potato army so i am busy shooting potater haters
messing with my people on passover didnt end well for the last guys in case you forgot
im still gonna shoot potater haters
who are you people
u shud b dead *shoots @folksingers* 7 down 3 to go
chag sameach! i just peeled six pounds of potatoes!
enjoy ur seder but ouch
*kills @folksingers* 6 down 4 to go @commander-potato
make love not war make love not war
im tryna get into the potato army so i am busy shooting potater haters
messing with my people on passover didnt end well for the last guys in case you forgot
im still gonna shoot potater haters
chag sameach! i just peeled six pounds of potatoes!
enjoy ur seder but ouch
*kills @folksingers* 6 down 4 to go @commander-potato
make love not war make love not war
im tryna get into the potato army so i am busy shooting potater haters
chag sameach! i just peeled six pounds of potatoes!
enjoy ur seder but ouch
*kills @folksingers* 6 down 4 to go @commander-potato
am I the only one getting killed on here?? what the fuck
You’re still alive?! KILL KILL KILL! *raises gun*
l o o k s l i k e i d i d n t d o m y j o b r i g h t
*shoots @danvillecheese* 5 down 5 to go
How dare thee smileth while eating the sliced remains of mine own cousin?
*kills lays guy* 3 down 7 to go @commander-potato
did you just refer to lionel messi, the winner of the 2022 world cup and best footballer in the world, as “lays guy”
he can be the greatest guy in the world and i still shoot him
i agree with this post https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/u1rcl3/potatoes_are_disgusting/
@coolestpotato FIRE!
*shoots* 4 down 6 to go sir
How dare thee smileth while eating the sliced remains of mine own cousin?
*kills lays guy* 3 down 7 to go @commander-potato
mashed potato is delicious 😋
Excuse me?
*shoots anon* 2 down 8 to go
Attaboy! *slaps @coolestpotato on the back*
im a girl but thanks
mashed potato is delicious 😋
Excuse me?
*shoots anon* 2 down 8 to go
can i kill u 2 get into the potato army the commander says i need 10 bodies plsplsplspls
uhh. I’m good
pls ill revive u afterwards but dont tell my commander HE SAYS I NEED 10 BODIESSSSSSSSSS
Y’know what they say—if they say no, KILL THEM!
SIR YES SIR *kills @danvillecheese*
also can i b the exchange soldier thats not a potato but doesnt eat potatos either bc i killed danvillecheese
@commander-potato if i revive danvillecheese and kill them again does it count for me killing them too
Well, since ya technic’lly killed ‘em twice... yes, it counts.
you killed me TWICE? goddamn
haha get killed
can i kill u 2 get into the potato army the commander says i need 10 bodies plsplsplspls
uhh. I’m good
pls ill revive u afterwards but dont tell my commander HE SAYS I NEED 10 BODIESSSSSSSSSS
Y’know what they say—if they say no, KILL THEM!
SIR YES SIR *kills @danvillecheese*
also can i b the exchange soldier thats not a potato but doesnt eat potatos either bc i killed danvillecheese
@commander-potato if i revive danvillecheese and kill them again does it count for me killing them too
Well, since ya technic’lly killed ‘em twice... yes, it counts.
WHOO 1 DOWN 9 TO GO
can i kill u 2 get into the potato army the commander says i need 10 bodies plsplsplspls
uhh. I’m good
pls ill revive u afterwards but dont tell my commander HE SAYS I NEED 10 BODIESSSSSSSSSS
Y’know what they say—if they say no, KILL THEM!
SIR YES SIR *kills @danvillecheese*
also can i b the exchange soldier thats not a potato but doesnt eat potatos either bc i killed danvillecheese
@commander-potato if i revive danvillecheese and kill them again does it count for me killing them too
can i kill u 2 get into the potato army the commander says i need 10 bodies plsplsplspls
uhh. I’m good
pls ill revive u afterwards but dont tell my commander HE SAYS I NEED 10 BODIESSSSSSSSSS
Hello there, my loyal minions subjects! I have graciously decided to open my arms and welcome any inquiries you have, and shall be accepting and answereth-ing them, nay matter how foolish they likely art. This is because I am King Potato and am therefore the wisest and most generous potato in all of Potato Kingdom, and wish to shareth my wisdom with all because you all are idiots. Feeleth free to sendeth a question! Sincerely, King Potato
are we allowed to kill potato eaters (i would ask a question on asks but this is not my main blog)
Murdering those who dareth to harm us innocent potatoes is highly encouraged! In fact, if ye killeth enough of them, ye shall receive a handsome reward and might even be able to joineth the Potato Army!
THERES A POTATO ARMY?!?!?!?!?! *sharpens my blades*
s’anywayz k.p. how many ppl i gotta kill? like fill a morgue? or...?
