cool alligator facts

fun facts about america's most interesting animal

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cool gator fact number 65:

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cool gator fact number 64:

this nasty fucking fit is what you get if skin enough reptiles including the legendary gator in rdr2 and it looks so gross, i know a lot of the optional outfits in that game are supposed to be historically accurate but this just is not sexy at all. the rewards for a lot of the legendary animals aren't super useful anyway so you're mainly just killing the legendary gator for the challenge and sake of completion. i wish they made the rewards better and made the outfits you unlock not fucking hideous. also ignore how sick he looks here dw he's fine

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cool gator fact number 63:

now this dude. fucking. rocks.

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cool gator fact number 62:

he's not a gator but rayquaza is pretty cool

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cool gator fact number 61:

she's cute in a kind of garish way, she gives eccentric older lesbian vibes

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cool gator fact number 60:

sometimes they do weird things like this sorry bastard, apparently he's supposed to look like a ship's hull which i guess is a cool idea but like. that's a pretty specific thing and i don't really get that from looking at him, but then again i'm not a sailor and i don't have any experience sailing and i've never been in the war and i've never seen combat so my experience is pretty limited but i think if they were gonna make an animal crossing villager that looked like a boat it should look like a submarine and not like this dude had serious cancer from too much chewing tobacco so he had to have parts of his face cut out. me when i get my bechdel fat removed

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cool gator fact number 59:

drago is also cool, i like villager designs that do something creative and unique with their base animal model. the alligator model is perfect for dragons like him, so even though he's a russian super soldier that killed apollo creed during their official boxing match and rocky had to train for the rest of the film to be able to defeat him and then he gave rocky brain damage from how hard he punched and the entire fifth movie WHICH WAS GOOD BY THE WAY was about rocky's new life with his disability and learning how to navigate his relationship with his son but everyone hated that movie because dudebros hate seeing tough men experience vulnerability and weakness like when you see people to this day bitching about the end of red dead redemption 2 so they retconned rocky 5 and made a reboot series about apollo creed's son, it's still a really cool design and i'd like to see more dragon characters in future titles

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cool gator fact number 58:

did you know? gayle has the best design out of any animal crossing villager no i won't be taking suggestions i don't FUCKING care about the pastel bear nor do i care about the SEXY CAT STOP TALKING ABOUT RAYMOND IT'S 2025 AND HE HAS A SHITTY JOCK PERSONALITY HE'S NOT CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S NOT CUTE JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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cool gator fact number 57:

what

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cool gator fact number 56:

the sonic character known as "vector" is said to be a crocodile in universe, but due to the heavy stylization of the series' artstyle, you could easily see him as a gharial or perhaps an american alligator. however, what isn't up for interpretation is the fact that he's the best member of the chaotix entirely by virtue of not being espio or charmy

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cool gator fact number 55:

the dogma lives loudly in capybara. their gentle natures allow them to act as vessels for christ, something animals of weaker constitutions wouldn't be able to bear. without capybara, we are without god

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cool gator fact number 54:

did you know? due to divine blessings from the celestial realm, the american alligator is one of the few beings in existence capable of reading the emerald tablets. there are even those who believe that gators are in communion with thoth, the god of wisdom

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cool gator fact umber 53:

some animals go to heaven, while other animals go to hell

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cool gator fact number 52:

seek paleblood

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cool gator fact number 51:

"You been loyal, I been loyal. Look what that caused. You know, all that ever mattered to me was loyalty. It was all I knew. It was all I ever believed in... but not anymore, John. Soon... you gotta go. Go... don't look back."

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cool gator fact number 50:

did you know? i'm still fucking doing this! i can't believe it either!

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cool gator fact number 49:

gang