cool

professional mosquito killer

[mercury]

[dominicbeyeler]

Sketch of the day…

[sappy-little-trees]

Yeah um I already played out this confrontation like 10 times in my head so if you could stick to the script I imagined for you, that’d be great, thanks.

[sunbathe]

[criwes]

[artsyfartsyartsy]

[bornto-die-this-way]

[monica-geller]

[love-personal]

[1000drawings]

[inkskinned]

okay maybe this is just me but ever get your nails painted, particularly if it’s been awhile, and suddenly feel about a million times more efficient and elegant. like everyday things like texting and typing and driving are like. how together is my life right now? honestly not very but you wouldn’t know that from looking at my nails

[rabdoidal]

[hatin-deactivated20140225]

[apple-xx]

[veryfunnymemes]

[uueird]

bye af

[andrewbelami]

[ufishal-deactivated20201213]

Sounds like something someone who does cocaine would say

[whatthebec-deactivated20150323]

when u make new friends and u don't know how to act around them yet