肉は殺人です

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there was a recommended post on my dash sponsored by a blog called contextual posts and it was an image of a lighter with an abysmal fridge magnet quote written on it so naturally i had to click x on the post and the pop up message said i hate this and yes you're absolutely correct tumblr you read my mind i don't think anyone understands how much of a good time i'm actually having rejecting these atrocious posts 

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best part about unnecessary recommended posts on the dash is being able to click the x and agreeing with the message that pops up because yes leave no trace of this inexcusable shit on my dashboard 

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about twenty minutes ago he asked to be let out and since it’s now a commercial break, i go out to check on him and this is where i find him. i guess he just wanted to commune with nature while napping. 

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godzillavsspacegodzilla replied to your post:godzillavsspacegodzilla replied to your...

i’ve always wanted an indoor swamp

some bloke pisses you off threaten to have them thrown into the leech room an excellent tool to use against someone if you ask me 

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godzillavsspacegodzilla replied to your post:godzillavsspacegodzilla replied to your...

if it’s not then it should be let’s make it a thing

where do we start might need some kind of special room designed to fit their usual habitat it's going to be grand it could be a green house for forest vegetation except the sole purpose of it is for leech breeding i'm psyched 

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godzillavsspacegodzilla replied to your post:godzillavsspacegodzilla replied to your post:had a...

how sure are you they might be invisible they might be underground in tiny self contained pools of water you’re not safe

you know what's on the agenda then a hunt for leeches in contained pools do you reckon leech farming is a thing 

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once watched a thirty minute video compilation of leeches drinking out the blood from clots just because i had nothing better to do and i can assure you it's quite a productive way to spend your time  

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godzillavsspacegodzilla replied to your post:had a dream there were leeches in new york it was...

there really are leeches in new york

not where i'm walking 

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had a dream there were leeches in new york it was both mortifying and marvellous 

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she’s mastered the art of begging

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wimpsicle replied to your post:wimpsicle replied to your post:wimpsicle replied...

so long as that’s all he’s coming after me for!

he tends to have a habit of leaving his dishes unwashed if you're fine with that you two should get along swimmingly 

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wimpsicle replied to your post:wimpsicle replied to your photo “this little guy’s...

i’m honoured :’) tell him i appreciate his love

i won't be mentioning that he might consider coming after you for bit of a chat 

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badgirl-42 replied to your photo “this little guy’s called richard i’m talking about the pumpkin he’s...”

you deserve a medal. great work on the mouth, honestly. very symmetrical.

i'll take the medal in form of a pudding cup