[cillianmurphy]

here is a carrd for BLM 

here is a carrd for the crisis happening right now in Yemen

here is a carrd for Hong Kong

here is a carrd for Palestine.

here is a carrd for trans rights 

[theinfernalmemes]

Lucie and Jesse in TLH:

[COI SPOILERS HUGE BIG FAT COI SPOILERS]

Lucie: *minding her business*

Jesse suddenly out of thin air:

*these two being all domestic and shit with the hair brushing and hugging on the bed* 

me:

Jesse reading Lucie’s story out of teasing and it ending in an angry love confession

*my literal soul ascending*:

Lucie: Just raised my boyfriend from the dead out of sheer will because why tf not

Me:

Jesse at the start of COI vs the end:

Jesse: Don’t confuse what you feel with the stories you’re writing. You do not love me. It is not possible!

Lucie: I know what I feel!

Me:

(A prediction for Chain of Thorns)

Grace: We can’t let people know he’s alive

Lucie: I have an idea

Jesse: Care to elaborate?

Lucie:

*Sir Jethro getting to love the princess Luciana*

Jesse:

[theinfernalmemes]

- The gays in TLH -

( SPOILERS FOR COI AHEAD )

Ariadne and Thomas being hopelessly in love with those who choose not to return their feelings:

Thomas confronting Alastair about Charles and Paris:

Matthew if Alastair was standing in the middle of a road, using his new motorcar to his advantage:

Alastair and Anna: *giving Thomas and Ariadne hope that they might love them back*

Thomas and Ariadne: *confessing / admitting their feelings at the end of both books*

Alastair and Anna:

Thomas after seeing Alastair for the first time at the Academy:

Charles convincing people that he is incredibly straight and that he loves women:

Matthew, Magnus, and Anna in a gay nutshell:

Thomas: ...So are you like me?

Alastair: No, not nearly as kind as you.

Thomas: That’s not what I-

Alastair: Just kidding, ofc lol

Thomas after having an intense make out session with Alastair and him not letting it go any further like Thomas wanted:

[theinfernalmemes]

Chain Of Iron: ✨P A I N✨

[spoilers ahead!]

me after alastair denies himself love from thomas because he believes he is of no worth and the fact that he tries to ‘do best with the pieces’ left of his heart that his father shattered into oblivion:

me after realising that grace was literally sold as a child just to be abused mentally, physically, and emotionally by a woman who only cares for herself and taught her that all she is, is ‘her mother’s sword, along with the fact that she never truly knew what love was and struggles to recognise it if not from jesse:

me after matthew drinks and all cordelia can think of and see is elias and his illness:

me after james said he couldn’t remember the time he had with cordelia at cirenworth:

me after tatiana asks grace to seduce her fucking BROTHER:

me when anna refuses to accept ariadne’s love:

me after realising that cordelia thinks that both her husband and soon to be parabatai care for grace more than her:

me EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME ONE OF THE MERRY FUCKING THIEVES KEEPS A SECRET THAT JUST CAUSES MORE UNNECESSARY PAIN AND PROBLEMS:

[theinfernalmemes]

I JUST FINISHED CHAIN OF IRON AND IM IN SHOCK HOLY SHIT *MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW*

so let’s describe my thoughts and feelings through the class of memes 🧎🏻‍♀️

RIGHT OKAY THE MATTER OF SHIPS 🛥

JORDELIA:

PLS I WASNT CONVINCED ON THEIR RELATIONSHIP LAST BOOK BUT NOW I AM FOR SURE ONG I WAS INTERNALLY SCREAMING THROUGHOUT THAT LAST BIT WITH GRACE AND MATTHEW UFHEHGK ALSO WHEN THE BRACELET BROKE I SCREAMED ALOUD LIKE YUHHHHHHHH anyways i’m a jordelia shipper most certainly

JESSE AND LUCIE:

MY FAVOURITE SHIP EVER! I WILL DIE ON THE HILL THAT THEIR DYNAMIC IS MOST BEAUTIFUL LIKE PLS THE GHOST AND THE GIRL WHO CAN SEE HIM, FALLING IN LOVE??? THATS WHAT I NEED. THEIR DECLARATIONS OF LOVE ALMOST HAD ME IN TEARS AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON US SEEING HOW JESSE SEES LUCIE OMG TRUE LOVE AT ITS FINEST IVE LOVED THEM SINCE COG AND THAT HAS ONLY INCREASED IMPOSSIBLY

ANNA X ARIADNE / THOMAS X ALASTAIR:

miss clare really said no❤️ to the gays this book, yes we got steamy scenes BUT NOTHING ABOUT THEIR LOVE AND IM STILL SO UPSET ABOUT ANNA AND ALASTAIR DENYING THOMAS AND ARIADNE TO PROTECT THEM LIKE SHUT UPPPPPP JUST TAKE THEM BACK I BEG

GRACE AND CHRISTOPHER:

I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM

their little scene in the carriage last book hooked me in and their time in the lab had me IN LOVE god i live for their dynamic and i want kit to show her what it is to be loved because she truly is misunderstood and now i’m so happy that she broke the mirror with tatiana I WAS LIKE YES BITCH BREAK THAT GLASS

MATTHEW AND SOBRIETY:

when cordelia came up with the condition for his sobriety i was so HAPPY god i love my bb cordelia bringing together one of the most important ships MATTHEW DESERVES HAPPINESS AND SOBRIETY PERIOD. i want him sober before cassie even DARES to give him a love interest so that’s that.

CHARACTERS AND THEIR ARCS:

jess blackthorn the loml:

jesse blackthorn is one of my favourite characters EVER and omg i was in pure shock when the reveal was that he was the killer LIKE BRUH i had a little inkling but i didn’t expect cassie to actually go through with it PLS anyways my best boy is back now and if someone so much as touches a hair on his head i will riot at dawn 😀

james herondale my blind boy:

oh james i do love you. he’s the most thoughtful son of a bitch and i’m so happy that he now knows what it is to feel real love and not the burdened affection he was forced into by the bracelet and tatiana’s madness

christopher lightwood softest boy:

i love my lil science boy and i was so happy when he got to speak to grace without feeling the need to hold back for the sake of others like YES BB GET EXCITED WITHOUT REMORSE YOU DESERVE IT ASF

cordelia and lucie ✨herondale✨:

babes imma need y’all to think for a minute. CORDELIA DONT YOU DARE THINK ABT NOT BECOMING LUCIES PARABATAI LIKE COME ON i also wish cordelia didn’t get so upset about being lillith’s paladin like ik it sucks but they’re here for you <3 and lucie imma need you take a breather DONT GO KILLING URSELF TO PULL A STUNT LIKE THAT AGAIN scary asf omg

honourable mentions:

- alastair sweetie i love you but STOP PULLING THIS SHIT ON THOMAS i get that you don’t wanna be a bad influence or whatever BUT UR DEVELOPMENT IS GOING STRONG SO STRONG LETS NOT STOP NOW

- same goes for grace tbh i’m proud asf for her for saying no to her ABUSER like yes bb you go girl and keep up that development

- when anna cried i was hurting with her omg i just wish she would open herself back up again to ariadne so she could be truly happy

- ariadne my determined little angel pls don’t give up on our bb anna

- thomas ily just trust in alastair and try to win him back ik you can

- MATTHEW PLS PLS PLS LOOK AFTER YOURSELF i would also like you to focus on your sobriety and get over cordelia asap it is in your best interest babe

- charles don’t even dare to fuck up what thomas and alastair have i’m not in the mood, get yourself a parisian boyfriend of sumn

- okay but like eugenia is such a badass like?? give her more scenes pls

ANYWAYS THERES THAT expect some memes momentarily as i’m utterly in love

[theinfernalmemes]

TLH characters as ‘who said it’

Magnus *insert every time he has been called upon by an obnoxious herondale*

Oscar *a literal good boy*

Christopher *is either in soft baby boy mode or is plotting to blow something up*

Cordelia *probably finds cortana just as sexy as half of the male population*

Jesse *still serving looks and hustling a herondale whilst being an actual ghost*

Thomas *could give less of a shit about politics*

Anna *learnt this impeccable skill by simply growing up with the merry thieves*

Lucie *one of the softest characters who can actually raise an army of the fucking dead*

Matthew *because he’s matthew*

Charles *so desperate that he was willing to marry a lesbian and now an evil tart*

[thepiscesactor-deactivated20121]

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

[minotaursauce]

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

[xaldien]

“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

[magnusthefish]

kit, sprinting down the stairs: it’s the 4th of july!

jem: yeah, it is! we’ve got some firewor-

kit, crying: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO STEVE ROGERS

[theinfernalmemes]

James: Lucie has been getting real cosy with a dead dude!

Lucie: Yeah, well, James set fire to Blackthorn Manner!

James: Lucie is trying to bring Jesse back!

Lucie: James and Cordelia’s marriage is a lie!

Tessa: Dear Lord! What is this madness!

Will:

[theinfernalmemes]

TLH characters as kermit memes:

Some random girl: PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME I LOVE YOU ANNA!! I WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING FOR YOU!!!!!

Anna:

*James fighting Belial, Cordelia swooping in to save him, Mathew lowkey passed out on the floor, and Lucie freaking out*

Jesse:

Magnus: I know that you are in love with Cordelia, Matthew. But you know that wanting what you can’t have will only break your heart.

Matthew: I would go into the dark like Jem but-

Magnus: But?

Matthew: James doesn’t love her, the marriage is indeed fake.

Magnus:

No one:

Barbara:

James: Hey Matthew, what are you drinking?

Matthew:

James: *breathes*

Cordelia:

Alastair: Thomas you are incredible!

Thomas: *profusely blushes*

Alastair: But you mean nothing to me.

Thomas:

No one:

Matthew: *casually sabotaging his own chances at love because he is certain that he doesn’t deserve it*

Henry: Christopher! By the angel, you just created a cure all by yourself!

Christopher:

[theinfernalmemes]

The Blackthorn’s and my opinion:

Jesse: *exists*

Also Jesse: *he wore a white sleeveshirt that clung to his chest, his jade green eyes remained complimentary to his wintry, smooth skin*

Ty: Currently following the same path as my legendary Great-Great Grandfather Jesse, and yes I am being very successful with seducing a Herondale that secretly owns my heart.

Julian: Yes, I can make pancakes and slaughter demons at the same time, what about it?

Tatiana: I am obviously a victim!

Livvy: *dies*

Dru: I am underrated and under appreciated as fuck, I also enjoy horror films.

Annabel: I killed Livvy for kicks lol.

[theinfernalmemes]

SPOILERS FOR CHAIN OF GOLD

I started this book as not the biggest fan of Jesse Blackthorn, but I can now declare that I would die for him,

Matthew deserved to forgive himself because he is a tortured soul that I want put out of harms way,

Thomas and Alastair SHOULD have happened,

GRACE AND CHARLES CAN SUCK MY NON EXISTENT DICK (iamverymuchfemalelmao),

Christopher owns my uwus because he is just THAT precious,

I’m patiently waiting to collect my Anna x Ariadne endgame,

Lucie Herondale is an absolute sweetheart,

Matthew, Anna, Adriadne, Thomas and Alastair really said fuck hetero rights like wow, their power,

AND,

I cant wait for James and Cordelia to proper slap up miss Grace Blackthorn for being a selfish, magic bracelet bearing, tart.

[theinfernalmemes]

Kit: Jem! Could you pass me another cookie?

Jem: But, wouldn’t that be your fifth?

Kit: Your point.....?

Jem: You really do remind me of a Christopher I knew back in my day. The boy also went by the nickname Kit.

Kit: He already sounds like a legend.

Jem: If I recall correctly, Christopher could scoff a whopping six lemon tarts within the span of five measly minutes.

Kit: I officially stan.

Jem: He also looked a little bit like Ty, with his mop of brown hair.

Kit: So what I am hearing is that Christopher is mine and Ty’s astonishingly handsome love child, who shared my admiration for food.

Jem: I mean-

Kit: Can I have that cookie now? Thinking of Ty makes me a little hungry.

Jem: I-

[theinfernalmemes]

How Herondale’s react to...

heartbreak:

other people being mega jealous of them and their parabatai:

someone leaving them:

a minor inconvenience:

being reminded of their angelic good looks:

heartbreak 2.0:

being told their opinion is wrong:

[theinfernalmemes]

TDA characters when faced with feelings of love or affection:

Ty: *holds a knife to Kit’s actual fucking throat*

Kit:

Emma: Screw being Parabatai! I love you so much Julian, that it hurts!!

Julian:

Helen: ALL OF YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Aline:

Dru: Wassup bitch, lmao you kinda cute tho.

Ash: Who are you??

Dru: An absolute heartthrob, see ya!

*Dru dissapears*

Ash:

Mark: I love you Cristina.

Keiran: I am also in love with you, My Lady of Roses.

Mark: But I want to be in a relationship with you and Kieran.

Cristina:

Diana: I’m Transgender but all Shadowhunters will think of me as ugly and disgusting for using mundane medicine if I say anything.

Gwyn:

[theinfernalmemes]

Ty: Kit, I am very worried. Who made you so upset? Just know that I am on standby to commit murder for you. But really, why do you look so damn sad?

Jem: Did Mina upset you? Wait, no. That’s impossible. Mina is too precious to make any human being sad.

Tessa: Kit, we are all here for you honey. Just tell us what’s wrong and how we can help.

Mina: Yeah! Big brother, what happened?

Kit:

[theinfernalmemes]

Herondale’s with a broken heart:

Magnus: Who is Grace Blackthorn to you?

James:

Jem: Tiberius is here to see you.

Kit:

Tessa: Jem and I are to be married.

Will:

Valentine: Clarissa is your sister.

Jace: