cool trees

My name is Andrew and I made an entire blog and this is it.

[cooltrees]

all my homies hate fascits [sic]

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in a coherence rut. incapable of making any sense or understanding anything unless it’s in reference to some niche work thing that is utterly valueless. help me, i’ve become an insensate brute toiling in service of the forces of capital, alienated from any of the joys of the human experience.

[musicmakesyousmart]

[madc0w]

Listen/purchase: crashing out by cathedral bells

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do you know me?

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crows have taken over the tower of this ride at the abandoned water park

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referring to non-binary people as “my fellow americans”

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

i have been noticing recently that people younger than me are too sensitive, while people older than me are not sensitive enough. which, if i'm correct, should be taken as a sign that the total reality penetration vortex is operating as intended -- within as few as five or six generations we may very well be producing babies who can directly perceive the wound at the heart of the world

[cooltrees]

couldn’t really get a good picture, but here’s a squid in the forest

[badassdemonsword]

A duckling just imprinted itself on my blog, and it thinks it's mother

[cooltrees]

duck scientist here. this is unhealthy for the duck

[valaquenta]

Slow Pulp - Not for Nothing

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i love to get on the train late at night and there’s a guy with a buzz cut in a leather jacket spitting sunflower seeds onto the ground and he’s with a lady in a safari hat who’s dressed in a pink hello kitty sweater combined with pink hello kitty sweat pants, and she is absolutely delighted by this man spitting the spent shells

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me walking through a bunch of trees: where the fuck is the forest??

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my friend whose first language isn’t english asked me if you pronounce poughkeepsie as “puff-keep-see,” and i said “i wish”

[theashenphoenix]

羅生門 // Rashomon (1950) 監督 • 黒澤明 // dir. Kurosawa Akira

[cooltrees]

there are two wolves inside of me. one of them is kyle maclachlan responding to the question of “what’s your favorite beer?” by meekly saying “heinekin.”

the second wolf is dennis hopper responding with “heinekin?? fuck that shit! PABST. BLUE. RIBBON!” right into kyle maclachlan’s ear

there’s a third wolf in there and it’s actually a cow and it’s the cow from kelly reichardt’s 2019 film “first cow”

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first cow poster on my wall

[cooltrees]

unfortunately, i’m always me