Cyrus☆ & Afterlife♡

Sideblog | Proship + Selfship shenanigans | HC-DID system | he/they/it | Bodily 23 | Antis DNI | Under 18 IWC

[coolwhipdinosaur]

ABOUT ME

≫ Cyrus | 16 y/o alter, 23 y/o bodily

≫ he/they/xe/it/fang/claw + more xenos

≫ demiboy + dragon/dino xenogender hoard

≫ fictive | furry | selfshipper | proship

≫ part of a hc-did system | endo apathetic

≫ proud monster fucker (mostly robots)

OTHER INFO

≫ AO3 -> here

≫ Other blog runner intro = afterlife

≫ Under 18 please interact with caution on this blog as I may post NSFW things here

≫ Read my RENTRY for my dni list

≫ Looking to make some friends, note this is a sideblog so I may not necessarily follow you back

≫ I am proship/profiction; I don't really even enjoy most tropes associated with the group lol; I just know censoring people is a bad thing

≫ I selfship with multiple characters; see my rentry for the full list

TAGGING

#☆~cyrus talks = text posts of mine/someone in the system

#☆~cyrus reblogs = reblogs

#☆~hate clapbacks = making fun of haters; every hate comment/ask I get I'll write another problematic fic out of spite; stay mad antis

#☆~f/o imagines - wholesome/sfw f/o imagines

#☆~suggestive f/o imagines - potentially spicy f/o imagines

All f/o specific tags can be found here

[coolwhipdinosaur]

Bit of a long rant here

I swear if I have to see another post saying that Wanderer x Durin is a "pedo ship" I am going to scream. First of all, they're fucking fictional characters so it doesn't even matter. And secondly, even from an anti perspective that ship literally isn't even problematic if you actually pay attention to the story.

In Nod Krai, Durin literally says he doesn't want to be treated like a kid. He doesn't view himself as a child. He wants to be seen as an adult.

Simulanka was created not long after the Cataclysm, putting Durin at just under 500 years old. People are acting like the moment he got a humanoid body that he suddenly regressed from all the time spent as the Simulanka Durin.

And sure he acts childish sometimes, but that's moreso chalked up to the fact he's just gotten a humanoid body and can explore a world he hadn't gotten to before. Every character who acts childish now has to clearly be a child? Is that how it works now? Even the scene where he hates beer given to him is sometimes thrown around as why he's a kid. So not liking beer suddenly means you're underage? There are literally no actual references to him being underage. People just want to baby him when Durin again literally doesn't want to be babied by anyone in the lore.

I am so fed up with antis. If you're gonna claim a ship is problematic then maybe understand the story first because otherwise you really look like you have no idea what you're talking about

[thulium]

[coolwhipdinosaur]

Been getting into fictional incest recently mostly just because of antis. I love exploring fucked up dynamics and well, if that isn't a good way to do that. The more people complain about how a ship is "problematic" the more I start to actually like the ship and engage with it honestly. Makes it all the more satisfying looking at the content in my opinion

Haven't written any incest fics since middle school but who knows. Antis keep being annoying enough I might finally get enough inspiration to write something

[coolwhipdinosaur]

Been a while since anyone posted here. Not sure what to ramble about but we'll see

[kyuranger-emu]

Finally got someone else in the system (Alina) to draw my fursona for me ♡

The resident only furry in the system is a tough role to have for sure. Might try to force my 2 boyfriends to make fursonas even if they aren't furries for the hell of it

[coolwhipdinosaur]

Check out my awesome fursona I finally bullied another headmate into drawing for me at last ♡

[coolwhipdinosaur]

As the new year approaches, it's time to get even more nasty and disgusting in what we support/consume in fiction as proshippers. With the increase of puritanical shit, the new year is the perfect time to really start doubling down on everything

[coolwhipdinosaur]

Do you really know your OCs if you haven't thought about how they'd masturbate?

It's not even coming up in this book I'm writing but like I've genuinely thought about how the main characters would do it so yeah why not you know?

These OCs are like in an academy so they share a room together and all so most of the fun time is in the showers but I definitely can see one or two of them doing it in the middle of the night and hoping they don't wake anyone else up

[coolwhipdinosaur]

As promised here is (finally) the non-con alastor/vox fic

Read on AO3

Not sure what else to say about it so enjoy?

[coolwhipdinosaur]

Some proship/darkship/comship affirmations

- You can not harm a fictional character

- You are not responsible for how anyone reacts to what you make as long as it is tagged properly

- Fictional characters are not real and do not care what you do to them

- Even if you do portray a dark theme in a lighter or positive tone, that isn't going to suddenly change how everyone views that topic

- You don't have to like everything known to man; as long as you ignore things that aren't causing harm like a decent human being then you're fine

- You can be disgusted by topics

- What you like in fiction does not equate to what you want to happen to you in real life

- As long as you are not making actual harmful content against a real person, you can create whatever you want

- Laws do not always equal morals when it comes to fictional content

- You don't have to be traumatized to enjoy darker content/make darker content

- How you cope with your trauma is your own business

- No one deserves death threats

- No one deserves to be told they deserve what happened to them or that they should have something terrible happen to them

[coolwhipdinosaur]

F/O Imagines For Language Learning

- Your f/o sitting next to you as you study, giving you encouragement each time you do an exercise

- Your f/o learning the language alongside you and trying (and perhaps failing) to talk to you in it in every now and again

- Your f/o being the one teaching you that language because they know it and them being so proud of you each time you get something right

- Your f/o letting you ramble to them about everything related to what you're learning, whether that be grammar structure, the culture of the area that speaks the language, some weird examples your assignments gave you, etc

- Your f/o listening to music/watching a show in the language your learning with you even if they understand absolutely nothing being said

[coolwhipdinosaur]

Any other proship systems that have introjects who will date another headmate of which the actual ship is deemed "problematic" by antis as kind of a "f u" situation? Because we have had multiple headmates literally do that at this point. They see someone complain about how they hate anyone who dares to even consider a ship for its problematic nature and they jump at the opportunity to get to know each other better and form a relationship just out of spite

(Now obviously introjects aren't their source but to antis they are when they date a sourcemate that would be a "problematic" ship with the characters so that's part of why they do it too. Cause antis will literally see them the same as the ship no matter what they do anyway)

[coolwhipdinosaur]

So the poll decided the first noncon fic will be Alastor/Vox. I'm thinking Alastor is gonna be the perpetrator in the fic. Can't promise when it'll be written as I have a lot of writing projects with deadlines looming on the horizon to get through first but rest assured it will be written and out before the end of the year at the latest

But anyway, I am open for suggestions for potential... methods of what is done. I know the setting I'm going to put them in, but not exactly what acts I'm going to make take place yet

[coolwhipdinosaur]

Okay, random ramble imagine about like selfshipping kind of

Could you imagine having like a s/i who's a hero going to fight a monster bad guy and the first thing they do when getting to the scene is judge the monster's sex appeal? Imagine the rest of the team's reaction to one of their members clearly being into the monsters and verbally saying if they would fuck the monster to the monster's face

[coolwhipdinosaur]

Getting annoyed by anti takes I'm being forced to witness via TikTok fyp so...

Which hazbin ship should I write a noncon fic for first? All will be written at some point I'm sure but I can't decide which to do first nor are the perpetrator and victim inherently decided for them either except the first option

Which one first?

Lute x Vaggie

Alastor x Vox

Adam x Lucifer

Voting ended onNov 15, 2025

(I have a RadioApple noncon fic already if you are interested and don't want to wait for one of these one *wink*)

[coolwhipdinosaur]

On the topic of DNIs and all I find it so bizarre how many people I've seen who literally will stalk the profile of every blog that so much as likes a post of theirs and if they see something on their DNI they go and harass the person for interacting

Like, I'm sorry but if you don't put something in the post itself (not the tags) about your stances, you can't be shocked it might reach others outside the circle you want it to be in and get interaction from. But also it just feels really unhealthy to obsess that much over each interaction

Like, I genuinely don't gaf about who interacts beyond follows unless they tag things that go against my stances in reblogs of my posts, then I simply block them so they can't see my posts ever again. Because I'm responsible for enforcing my boundaries, not the other party

Too many people think DNIs are this strict wall when really it's moreso in line with a warning of "hey, if you agree with these things, you probably don't want to interact with me and may be blocked if you do"

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I've truly reached a fuck it point and started reposting proship tiktoks to the system tiktok to fire off rent lowering gunshots

Not that I think anyone will truly notice because why would they look before following despite how much the preach about dnis?