A Cool Yule!
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A compendium of Christmas music that does not suck  (This blog is currently under construction) Christmas music sucks, right? Well not THIS Christmas music ! So every December we must stuff cotton in our ears and brace ourselves for the inescapable din of endlessly repeating dreadful holiday carols and songs, piped into every loudspeaker in every restaurant, shopping mall, waiting room, elevator, airport, and office in the nation. Even the few of them that donât actually suck (much) still suck because you just cannot get away from them. Welcome to the place where all of that changes⊠Youâd never know it by turning on the radio or Pandora, during the holidays, but there is actually Christmas music that DOES NOT suck. There is literally tons of it. Great songs of every genre and style by great artists, (both famous and unknown) that celebrate the yuletide season in magnificent form. The vast majority of these superb seasonal recordings never get played anywhere and most people have never heard them - until now. Wether youâre a fan of rock, blues, jazz, country, bluegrass, R&B, soul, rap, hip-hop, punk, pop, metal, experimental, avant-garde, minimalist, big band, swing, folk, or most any other kind of music, there is something here under the tree for everyone. And not just âChristmas musicâ. Thereâs also songs for Hanukah, Kwanzaa, The Winter Solstice, Boxing Day, Festivus, and New Years - all of which guaranteed 100% free of suckage ! So what will you (and wonât you) find here? Each new post will highlight a particular seasonal selection along with some fun facts about the recording and/or the artist who performed it. Wherever possible (and copyright regulations permitting) the recording itself or a link to where you can hear it, will also be included. The posts will have âtagsâ which can be clicked on to find other recordings in the same vein. What you wonât find here are the same old shop-worn played-to-death, Christmas carols and songs you hear everywhere else. This is not meant to be a comprehensive guide to Christmas music in general. There are already other web sits and blogs that cover that subject. The idea here is just to focus on the good stuff ! So what qualifies? Itâs pretty much down to two things: 1. Regardless of the genre/style, the recording must be to an average listener, obviously about or related to the holidays in some way. 2. It must not suck. The first one is pretty clear cut and unambiguous. The second one is a bit more subjective⊠So why wonât I find Tom Waits - âChristmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolisâ or Harry Nilssonâs - âRemember (Christmas)â, on this blog? See rule #1. Both of those selections are among the finest works either artist ever did. Not even a vague whiff of conflict with rule #2⊠The problem is that neither song has anything to do with the holidays, other than having a title which indicates a holiday context. An average listener, who did not know the title, would never, upon first hearing it, have reason to assume it was seasonal related. So why wonât I find âGrandma Got Run Over By a Reindeerâ or âI Want a Hippopotamus for Christmasâ on this blog? See rule #2 As with most things, there will always be exceptions and special cases. That gawdawful hippopotamus song, for example, might get redone by a hip-hop or death-metal band and turned into something actually interesting. And then even with things that suck, sometimes thereâs âso bad, itâs goodâ to be contended with. No doubt there will be disagreements along the way. No problem! Comments, questions, suggestions, complaints, corrections, updates, hate-mail, effusive praise, are all welcome here ! If you have just a quick comment or question, feel free to click the âAsk me anythingâ button at the top of the homepage. If you want to send an image, a link, an audio file, or a lengthy dissertation, use the âSubmit stuffâ button instead. Does that mean you can send songs and/or links to find songs that you think should be included here? You are not only welcome to do so but you will be esteemed beyond all comprehension ! And it probably goes without saying, but by all means, please do report any broken links you encounter on any post here. So lite the yule log and pour a round of wassail for one and all and enjoy some Christmas music that does not suck!