Kalediscope

Cooper Braxton, 40, Muttation Caretaker Professional Kitten Wrangler One dinosaur betrayal at a time

[malcolm-cain-blog]

You’re not joking? This feels like a prank.

[cooperbraxton]

No, I'm serious. I wasn't going to walk all the way here.

[malcolm-cain-blog]

I hear you talking but my brain ain’t processing it.

[cooperbraxton]

Come on, I'll show you. 

[malcolm-cain-blog]

Good because I ain’t letting you. You brought a… wait, what?

[cooperbraxton]

I rode one of the dinosaurs through the woods to get back here.

[molly-cain]

Not go around and kill people. Other people in here want to do that, but not me. I want no part in this war.

…Wh..at?

[cooperbraxton]

Didn't they capture you from whatever district the Capitol attacked? They think you're a soldier.

Yeah, I rode a dinosaur named Sven. He's a stegosaurus.

[malcolm-cain-blog]

I ain’t planning on it. All I plan on doing is marrying you and having a family. I don’t want to be away from you ever again.

[cooperbraxton]

We'll get to all of those things soon, I don't plan on going anywhere. By the way, I brought a dinosaur.

[malcolm-cain-blog]

I promise you’ll never have to miss me again. I ain’t letting us be separated ever again.

[cooperbraxton]

You better keep that promise.

[malcolm-cain-blog]

I’m glad you’re back.

I missed you… like a lot.

[cooperbraxton]

I missed you too, more than I ever wanted to. 

[malcolm-cain-blog]

Nope, you ain’t going anywhere. I just told you that I wasn’t letting you out of my sight.

[cooperbraxton]

I guess I can deal with that. 

I'm glad to be back.

[malcolm-cain-blog]

Now you’re just making me feel grateful that I boxed your stuff and moved it out of our room.

[cooperbraxton]

You ungrateful bastard. I ride a dinosaur back to you and you don't want me? I'm going back.

[malcolm-cain-blog]

I sense sarcasm.

[cooperbraxton]

What? Sarcasm from me? No way.

[malcolm-cain-blog]

I’m the dominant type. I can’t help it.

[cooperbraxton]

It's a good thing I like it.

[malcolm-cain-blog]

Pretty much and I ain’t giving you a choice in the matter.

[cooperbraxton]

You never do. You always need to be the one in charge apparently.

[malcolm-cain-blog]

I’ll come with.

[cooperbraxton]

So I came back to lose all of my personal space? I guess I can live with that.

[malcolm-cain-blog]

You better not. I ain’t letting you go anywhere.

[cooperbraxton]

Not even to the bathroom?

[malcolm-cain-blog]

He shook his head quickly. No. I’m better now you’re here. 

[cooperbraxton]

I'm not going anywhere again.

[gladoskc-archive]

If that’s what you call fun, then I need to run a session of simulated street combat for you.

[cooperbraxton]

I don't need to be in combat, I have a dinosaur. 

[molly-cain]

I’m not a threat. How did you even end up back here…?

[cooperbraxton]

Then answer this; if they let you out, what would you do?

I rode a dinosaur.