the gods, the gods go down.

Welcome to Simulated Street Combat. I am GLaDOS and I will be your host for today. Don't mess up, or it will go on your permanent record, soldier.

[cooperbraxton]

The only fun thing I got to bring back with me and you had to ruin it.

[gladoskc-archive]

If that's what you call fun, then I need to run a session of simulated street combat for you.

[cooperbraxton]

Ouch, you wound me, GLaDOs. Didn’t you like me?

[gladoskc-archive]

God, not with that mustache.

Take it off and I might like you a bit more.

[cooperbraxton]

What, that I remembered you being a potato?

[gladoskc-archive]

That you're alive, you dolt.

[cooperbraxton]

Last time I checked. And you’re not a potato.

[gladoskc-archive]

She drags out a sigh. This is disappointing.

[cooperbraxton]

Long time no see, huh?

[gladoskc-archive]

Oh. You're alive.

[eribradshaw]

Maybe I’ll just break whatever part of you allows you to speak. Permanently.

[gladoskc-archive]

Good luck finding it~

[eribradshaw]

Hey— don’t make me come over there and rearrange your wires.

[gladoskc-archive]

She snickers. You wouldn't even know what to pull to get me completely offline.

[eribradshaw]

What did you just say to me?

[gladoskc-archive]

Don't tell me your hearing is as bad as your punch.

[gladoskc-archive]

Enjoy this next test.

I'm going to go to the surface. It's a beautiful day out. Yesterday I saw a deer. If you solve this next test, maybe I'll let you ride an elevator all the way up to the break room, and I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again.

[eribradshaw]

I guess now’s as good a time as any to give this a go. At least there is a space to train.

[gladoskc-archive]

At this rate, even a deer could hit this bag better than you can.

[mellow-dee]

Visit Original Link

[gladoskc-archive]

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[prezalmacoin-archived]

You know all you had to do was ask. You haven’t asked to be turned back this entire time. 

[gladoskc-archive]

.....................Change me back. Now.

[gladoskc-archive]

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[prezalmacoin-archived]

And I only did that because you were misbehaving. I could change you back. Would you like that?

[gladoskc-archive]

.......What kind of question is that. Of course I want to be changed back. I can barely th-- ZzzzzzZZap. --......ink. In. This.

[gladoskc-archive]

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[prezalmacoin-archived]

That’s a shame.

You used to love me.

[gladoskc-archive]

That was before you turned me into a potato.

[gladoskc-archive]

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[zeldaflynn-blog-blog]

Really? Even from your new found form? You look kind of harmless to me. 

[gladoskc-archive]

You shut your useless mouth before I decide I don't like you.

[gladoskc-archive]

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[prezalmacoin-archived]

[gladoskc-archive]

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I don't like you.

[gladoskc-archive]

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[zeldaflynn-blog-blog]

That’s what you get for messing up training routines.

[gladoskc-archive]

.....Is that why I was put into a potato? You have got to be kid-- Cut off by the short circuit, her orange eye turns off and for a minute her conscious is floating in the void. She's always hated this part. When she came back, she spat out a slew of words, then continued with her thought. --ding me. 

I swear on satan's butthole, if I'm not changed back soon I will tear this place apart.