Whatever you are, be a good one. 👽

Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

[youknowwheretofindme2018-deacti]

its so beautiful when the thirst is mutual.

[gosh]

via weheartit

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[no-chill-at-all]

[thebelchers]

[the-memedaddy]

[just-an-aussie-porn-blog]

In the mood for very rough and aggressive sex that leaves marks until we're exhausted.

[bastille]

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

[missdskellington-deactivated202]

[justjames]

I saw 0 wake me up when September end jokes this year and this is the character development we all needed

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

vampire conspiracy theories, go!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

absolutely superb 

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you sit on the toilet at 11:59 pm and the clock strikes midnight, it’s the same shit, different day

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live me: cool agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh… me: what agent: …. me: what do they do there

[1999gorl]

ITS A QUARTER AFTER 1 IM A LITTLE DRUNK AND I NEED YOU NOW

[rnutualfollow]

SAID I WOULDN’T CALL BUT I’VE LOST ALL CONTROL AND I NEED YOU NOW 

[synthot]

2019 is coming up and if i don’t become louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny then what’s the point

[sillisofthefaust-deactivated201]

I dont know what this means or what its referencing; but like, #mood

[casputin]

Reblog to make the future bulletproof and the aftermath secondary.

[unbotheredmuse]

get you a man who replies to all parts of the paragraph you sent him.

[zzz503zzz-deactivated20200901]

That’s me

[yourgqdaddy]

Come over so we can make a sex tape