Dungeons and Dragons, but your character must be a self insert, and class is determined by your current abilities Barbarian Must have a demonstrable temper, go off I guess Bard Must be able to play an instrument Cleric Must be involved in a religious organization Druid Must have demonstrable knowledge of, or passion for nature Fighter Must beat the DM in physical combat (hope your DM’s a wimp) Monk Must practice a martial art Paladin Must have a cause that one actively supports Ranger Must be able to fire a kind of ranged weapon accurately Rogue Must sneak up on the DM (Hard mode: steal their dice) Sorcerer Must have a powerful family heirloom Warlock Must work for a powerful entity (Corporations, The Government) Wizard Must have a College Degree or a 3.0 GPA If you can’t be any of these you start as a commoner, and may become one of these classes when you finally satisfy these conditions.
Omfg
Wizard or bard. Wonder if having studied religion in collegw counts for cleric? Or working for religious library?
Bard, Druid, probably Fighter, and Wizard. Though I dont really play my instrument anymore, so I’m not sure if Bard counts.
I can sneak up on everyone EXCEPT my DM. In fact I regularly scare people at work on accident by just sort of appearing and talking to them at their desks.
But I can be a Bard, so it’s fine :p
















