delusions of grandeur

so many questionable choices; we love the sound that our voice makes; man, this echo chamber's getting loud;; Cortney, 30’s

[limitedseries]

The Vampire Lestat— "The Failures" (1.07)

[lamignonette]

[stylebychristie]

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[fairycosmos]

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

[treasurecryland]

Guy who’s seen black sails, watching any other show: I’m not getting enough black sails vibes from this

[cannibalchicken]

[bogleech]

Sometimes they eat sand dollars : )

[poondragoon]

Sharks have 10-20 times the bite force of a human.

A sand dollar test has roughly twelve times the crushing strength of a Pringle. QED, a shark may indeed experience the crispness of a Pringle.

[sidnakdbsjndbsb13726]

Love and peace on planet earth

[sayuupi]

Sketching some bears from the bear cam! 🐻🐟

[thatwasthenightthingschanged]

"Are you okay?" "No. But it's not as sad as you think, though."

[golden-autumn]

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

“are you a boy or a girl?” i am what you want me to be i am your worst fear you’ll find it in me

[eclecticopposition]

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

[obriy]

[vaporwavecorp]

3DS found with erosion and barnacles found while diving

[dragon-in-a-fez]

some octopus had 900 hours in Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and you just fuckin stole his 3DS

[clever-and-unique-name]

I love inventing schedule conflicts on the spot. Lying about being busy is my favorite thing. No, I cannot work that extra day, I have such a full schedule you see. Yes. I am definitely spending it having Me Time at home. But you don't need to know that.

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[aaronstveit]

the only documented case of anyone ever ACTUALLY having a gay agenda was george blagden on the set of les mis 2012

[productofaritual]

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"