"Hey dude, what's up?" @cordxroy - Tumblr Blog

"Whoa! Things've been quiet here for a little while."

"Prob'ly need to get this thing back up and runnin'... uh, like this post 'n I'll make ya a starter or somethin'."

"Dude, I think everyone would go to school more if they had pics of giant cyber-dinos all over the place. Not to mention that whole evolution thing you brought up. A world built for cyborgs could be incredible! People would live out their lives at almost full mobile capacity, so you wouldn’t have older people complaining about not being able to move around as well or not catching up to their grandchildren. I mean, yeah, their cyber parts will be less advanced than the future kids, but at least there should be some people around that can service them so they’re working great for their age!

…I really want to go to this verse, now, or even just see it on a movie or something.”

cordxroy

"That is, like, TOTALLY amazing!"

"Man, a world of cyborgs would be the best thing ever! All the super-awesome changes history'd have... and all the ways society'd just get thousands o' times better...! Seriously, why ain't there a book or movie about this yet, this is some pretty rad stuff!"

"If you ever get there, you WILL take me with you! Movie, verse, fanfiction... we're in this together! The cyborg world WILL be seen!"

#purplehairandgranitephone #((yeah i'll be honest and say I probably wouldn't have followed it as much as I have if I'd started from game 1))#((and while I do think it's good to start there it's admittedly slow and not all too interesting))#((the sequel is better but was just kinda... there))#((didn't do anything new or set up anything for future installments))#((the third game made everyone cry))#((and then the last three games all connect into one big massive story that makes the trip more than worth it))#((... and of course the perfect crossover that's there too))

soosthezombie

“Oh, hey Wendy.

I would LOVE to get you your soda. Soos to the rescue!”

cordxroy

"Come on, Soos, you can do it, man!"

"Go dude go! Don't let the distance slow you down! You got this!"

#sawrydood

sawrydood

"Yo, Soos, good to see you, man!"

"Hey, you think you could get me my soda? I left it on the table right there 'n I don't wanna get up to get to it."

#sawrydood #((I haven't done this before but SOOS MAN))

Welcome to 1975 Austin Powers and Fasha!

"..."

"... You okay, dude?"

cordxroy

Hello! Uh.... Where am I?

"Uh…"

"You’re… in Gravity Falls, Oregon, lil’ dude. … Whatever you are."

kirbychu4

Oh, Sorry. I’m Kirbychu, a hybrid of a kirby and a pikachu. I’m looking around for paranormal activity… I heard this place was a hotspot for it, so… Yeah. Know anyone that is an “expert” on that?

cordxroy

"... A... Kirby-Pikachu hybrid?"

"Dude, last I checked, Kirbys were Star Warriors and Pikachu were Pokemon."

"... Then again, I've seen stranger things around here. I ain't the one who'd know about all the weird stuff 'round here... if you wanna look into that, go talk t' Dipper. He should be in his room, with a journal that talks about a whole bunch of the supernatural stuff that goes on around here."

#kirbychu4

purplehairandgranitephone

"Told you! Cyborgs also don’t have that gross ‘living forever’ problem bots do, so they can have human and animal friends without angsty thoughts of outliving them by hundreds of years. Sure, the metal upkeep is probably hard when aging happens, but still, cyborgs are incredible!

Also, can you imagine dinos getting together to blast a giant meteor away? Not that they’re smart enough to plan that kind of combined effort or anything, but I’m pretty sure instinct would kick in and they’d totally shoot at it like it was a game at the fair to make the best alternate history ever! That kind of verse would be so cool to look at… from far away, of course. Not willing to risk getting hurt by a trigger happy T-Rex or anything like that.”

cordxroy

"Oh my geez, man, you're totally right! Give 'em lasers and metal legs and half a head o' metal and history'd be, like, a zillion times cooler than it is. I'd probably go to history class more often."

"... Okay, THAT is an awesome image! An' think how evolution'd go from there! Maybe we'd grow up to be like, natural cyborgs, with metal takin' up our brains and arms and most of our body, and like, human part'd let us die, but man, we'd be super strong, and super smart, and all that stuff in-between!"

#purplehairandgranitephone #((it's fine you can see it how you like))#((i was just so surprised to see a likeable slacker for a change))#((normally they're jackasses where you're left wondering how the boy in love can even stand looking in their direction))#((but whether the relationship is well-defined or not))#((at least you can see what dipper sees in her))#((she's that lax yet caring friend everyone wants to have))#((but yes fanon characters))#((when interpreted right of course and not grossly misinterpreted like what tends to happen to a lot of them))#((tend to be better in certain areas))#((especially when the expand a bit further on what the canon has to offer without doing any changing or manipulation in favor of their headc #((i should just note that if you get the games not to judge it by the first game alone))#((its a love-hate game for most honestly))#((but it gets better with every single game and it can be so feelsy and interesting and strong))#((be sure to give it good priority because they are GOOD games))#((if you can get all six main series games))#((and the crossover with ace attorney coming out at the end of the month))#((that'd be awesome))

mondomcgee

“'xactly. That's gotta be the only reason why I don’t draw dicks on buildings anymore. Someone’s gotta scrub that shit off, and it’s usually someone just like me.”

"How ‘bout you, princess? What kinda job you holdin’ up?"

cordxroy

"Dicks? Really, bro?"

"C'mon, man, it ain't fun if it ain't clean. Innuendos 'n jazz are cool, but don't go drawin' things that are gonna make you look immature 'n stupid."

"... Eh, but whatevs. I work at a tourist trap called the Mystery Shack. Y'know, where everything's overpriced and the effects are too cheap to make up for it, but people keep throwin' money in anyways."

"... And you're workin' here at a theme park. Bet there's a lot o' cleanin' up 'n stuff to go with it. Must be tough when it's actually got people around."

#mondomcgee #((well if he keeps up the vulgarity he probably won't get much of a hold on her in the end))#((keep that up eddy's bro))#((save her the nuisance))

Hello! Uh.... Where am I?

"Uh..."

"You're... in Gravity Falls, Oregon, lil' dude. ... Whatever you are."

purplehairandgranitephone

"It’s okay. I’m kind of used to that. People forgetting, I mean." Especially Corduroys. Manly Dan wasn’t exactly the best at catering to her lifestyle during visits to the house, and more often than not the tiny teen found herself playing a game of "spot the bacon" while digging through the meager vegetable offerings in order to be as polite as possible.

"But yeah, no perfect sides here. My babes can’t handle standing outside for too long without rusting, and yours have mouths full of weak teeth that shatter if they bite down too hard on rocks or metal.

That’s why the best things are cyborgs. Half bot, half organic, one hundred percent awesome. Come on, you can’t deny a dinosaur with a laser canon for an arm isn’t, like, one of the coolest things to imagine.”

cordxroy

"Yeah, well... still, sorry, dude. I'll try to remember that next time."

"Well, yeah, sure. Most things with teeth can't exactly bite down on hard things like those... though some probably could bite down on rocks, at least. Wouldn't put it past 'em."

"... Oh gosh, dude. Cyborgs. I totally didn't even think about that!"

"Man, cyborgs are, like, the perfect middle! Robot parts with natural skin and meat in the middle... can't believe I didn't think of that sooner! Geez, cyborgs ARE perfect! Man, if the dinos had been cyborgs, they totally wouldn't have gone extinct!"

#purplehairandgranitephone #((oh come on it wasn't just the fighting))#((she's just like a total badass))#((even outside of fighting and climbing up wood and wrapping part of her shirt around a wound and all that jazz))#((like she's just so lax and relaxed while still having so much human in her))#((it would've been so easy to make her a typical uncaring jackass who doesn't care about authority))#((but instead they made a nonchalant cutie-pie who cares for her friends... and doesn't care about authority))#((I normally don't go for the semi-rebellious teens but))#((it just... works for her somehow))#((i mean heck I normally hate that kind of character too))#((but they did a GOOD JOB with her))#((and of course take your time))#((a true gentleman/woman makes use of his finances wisely))#((... and so do lifeless nerds like me and I presume you too))#((but its definitely worth your time when you can get around to it))

psychoanalogical

The Muns' Studio - ask me questions about the way I play my muse, why I've made certain decisions in their story and anything you'd like to know about what I think of them.

#((yes plz))#memes of skyworld

purplehairandgranitephone

"Rip into…

Oh, gross gross gross gross! Okay, I am all for living with nature, but I’m a vegetarian Hindu, Wendy! What’s awesome for you is almost kind of, you know, sacrilegious for me.

And dude, don’t underestimate human beings. Yeah, it’s all theoretical right now, but so was space flight. Come on, be a little more open-minded about that.

Like how I’ll go ahead and be okay with you saying some dinos could take down equally sized mechas and not all bots are awesome. Trust me, not even I’m totally blind to personality when it comes to the stuff I love.”

cordxroy

"... Oh, right. Sorry dude. Forgot about that."

"... Yeah, I guess y've gotta point there. Phones, TV, video games... humans can do a lotta stuff people always assumed they couldn't. Still, we can't really assume it WILL happen until we see it for ourselves."

"Okay, dude, that's fair enough. And I can definitely admit some robots could take out some of the dinos I've been rootin' for. But hey, no one's got a perfect side in anything, right?"

#purplehairandgranitephone #((well I suppose that's fair enough))#((but c'mon she was so... whoa))#((just in that episode))#((like I don't normally have a thing for badass women but))#((wendy))#((holy carp))#((well everyone's got their own preferences in a character I guess))#((given that most of my favorite media have completely fictional characters and inhuman character designs))#((its pretty clear to me that I don't base my characters by comparing their looks to myself))#((and even those that ARE human look nothing like me))#((and when you can you should totally go for them because OMG that story))#((like no one plays it for the puzzles even though they ARE fun its the stories of every game that ropes the players in))#((because they are so SO good and get better with every single game and FOAMS AT MOUTH YOU MUST PLAY THEM))

purplehairandgranitephone

"Ugh, gross. Surviving off the land… okay, fine, you’ll win the temporal relevance and self-sufficiency part of the debate. I mean, it’s not like most bots could have dealt with the gross humidity of the planet way back in the Stone Age, anyway.

But I wouldn’t be so quick to say we give bots everything. You ever met an android with personality or read up on that stuff? You get into some deep philosophical junk the more you do, so I’m definitely not going to try and belittle a bot with feelings just because they were man-made.

That last part sounds to me like someone hasn’t seen Pacific Rim. Get back to me on the whole power difference when you finish watching people in jaegers totally destroying kaijus in battle. Yeah, mechas aren’t total bots, but still, they’re a subcategory.”

cordxroy

"C'mon man, don't go insultin' livin' by nature.

"... Well, you don't exactly have a Dad who can rip into a swordfish with his teeth, so I guess you wouldn't see it for how awesome it really is."

"... Do those kinda robots even actually exist? Could we even make 'em? I mean, dinos were a fact o' life, but robots with feelings... I don't think they could actually work like that."

"C'mon, dude, you can't just look at giant robots in movies and say they could all kick dino butt. That's like lookin' at King Kong and sayin' all apes could easily destroy a city. Heck, it'd be like me usin' C3P0 as a way of sayin' all robots suck."

#purplehairandgranitephone #((I can't even really explain how she appeals to me just like with the hair dye and somewhat distanced personality))#((I dunno she just has a prettiness I really like))#((I mean))#((she's no Wendy))#((but after the second episode of season 2 wendy has a HUGE advantage))#((haha don't worry I can relate))#((as a professor layton player I know all too well what it's like to fall in love with side/background characters))#((... plus I already mentioned tambry was a case of it too))#((background characters are underrated))

purplehairandgranitephone

"Pff, I’d like to see a land dino survive jumping in a volcano or having their head held underwater…

Seriously, though, robots are a testament to human ingenuity and progress! Yeah, they have weaknesses, and sure, we had to make them, but you can almost always find ways to improve upon them and simulate the evolutionary process without causing unnecessary death and destruction. No one’s gonna make a bot that has to survive on meat! They’d be totally great for the environment if they were solar powered and stuff.

Oh, come on, Wendy, that’s a total low blow! You can’t call bots pathetic because they need touch ups and maintenance every now and again! That’s like getting mad at humans for needing doctors.”

cordxroy

"Well, 'f course robots can survive that stuff. They aren't living, or anything like that."

"I'm just sayin', robots may have all that futuristic stuff we give 'em, but dinos knew how t' live off th' land, man. They were independent survivors, and learned on their own. Sure, robots may be more useful NOW, but you can't deny that when they were around, they were the king of the world for a reason."

"Alright, alright, I'll admit I went a bit far callin' 'em pathetic for that. I'm just sayin', they aren't exactly survivors, or even all that sapient. We make 'em everythin' they are, nothin' in between. Look, don't get me wrong, I like robots. I just don't think you can top nature's natural monsters when it all comes down to it."

#purplehairandgranitephone #((are you kidding?))#((she's my favorite near-character-less character in the show))#((she was an insta-crush for me somehow))#((mainly because of her design and obsession with technology))#((her existence speaks to me on a spiritual level))#((plus I like how you play her))#((tech-savvy but human and caring))#((makes me like her even more))

skneez

Literally the best part of the show ever

#mystery relevant #my boss ladies and gentlemen

purplehairandgranitephone

"Wait, you’re picking based on scary factor?" Of course she was. It was Wendy.

"Okay, hang on, back up a little bit. Do you not remember that Gideon-bot that ran around town? That thing was super creepy and could have totally destroyed any of us with one hand! As for dinos, well, let’s just say time has not been kind to them. All that’s left of the guys are weird fish, alligators, and chickens. Chickens, Wendy. Plus, bots can do all sorts of cool things without trying to kill humans. They’re totally better than any old fossil.”

cordxroy

"C'mon dude, it ain't just scare factor. But given that they're, like, a science fiction thing, that's gotta be a big one."

"... Alright, I'll give you points for the Gideon bot, but that was only because of its size and ugly face."

"And come on, just think on what THAT means, though. Dinos survived and grew and moved on with the modern world. Sure, they ain't as awesome now as they were, then. But they changed into so many things we got now, while your precious robots came from toasters and remote controls. Throw 'em in a furnace or hit 'em with a glass of water, and they ain't gonna adapt outta that."

"Plus, dinos totally came on their own. Nature and adaptation and all that. We made robots; much of a threat as they can be, they wouldn't even exist without us. Pretty pathetic that they gotta be so dependent, huh?"

#purplehairandgranitephone #((always happy to give the satisfaction!))#((meanwhile I'm happy I've finally got an excuse to interact with your tambry))#((so its a win-win))

animatedtvfilm

#mystery relevant #((You know))#((FOR KIDS))

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