Books. Cats. Things.

Pretty much a "whatever I feel like posting" blog.

[lev-myszkin]

my friend just texted me “it’s not acceptable that trump feels good about himself and you don’t” and i think it’s the most motivational thing i’ve ever read

[exploregif-blog]

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

I love silent films

[threatlevelmidknight-deactivate]

I’m gonna die

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Blackberry has a song he wants to sing for you. 🔊

[ancatmom]

This can’t be on my blog too many times

[whatlovelybooks-deactivated2026]

@freshface-blankpage

[skygenders]

How Do I Explain To My Cat That Stepping On My Boobs Hurts 

[thatdisasterauthor]

such tiny paws. such immense pain.

[soycrates]

“Now buy a house!” (smbc-comics)

[micdotcom]

Watch: Comedian Adam Conover just obliterated every stereotype about millennials in one presentation.

[matvrity]

I like this guy a lot

[grace-adler]

[dusty-purple]

I just love the myth of Persephone, i mean the real, original version of it, because it’s not like she got kidnapped, no, this bitch was la-de-da-ing in a meadow and she just happened to find an entrance to the Underworld and she was like “Imma check this out”. And she just wanders into the Underworld and discovers that hey this place ain’t too bad.

Meanwhile Hades is in the background “????? UM??? PRETTY GIRL??? WHY ARE YOU HERE?????? YOU AREN’T DEAD???” 

And Persephone (who was originally called Kore just a little fyi) just looked at him and said “I like it here. I’m staying.”

And Hades kinda just went with it, until Demeter started throwing the temper tantrum of the millenium upstairs and Zeus had to intervene because this shit was getting out of hand and its actually his job to be admistrator of justice. Which considering the shit he gets up to is kinda histerical but that’s another story there. 

And basically Persephone wasn’t a prisoner or kidnap victim at all she just really loved the Underworld and her (eventual) husband, and the Greeks feared her arguably more than her husband because Hades could be reasoned with but Persephone was the one laying the smack down on sinners, and really, who wouldn’t be at least a little scared of someone who’s name means something along the lines of “the destroyer”

Basically, Persephone is amazing and everbody needs to get on her level

[the-lucky-ferret]

i think the best part of that myth is that Zeus decided to change Kore’s name to Persephone (basically “the one who brings chaos”) only because she wanted to stay in the underworld and SHE WOULDN’T FUCKING LISTEN then Zeus, all-mighty king of the gods, kinda gives up and goes “fine, but you’re going to visit your mom” “also, I changed your name” “get rekt”

[achillvs]

Also, if I’m not mistaken, Kore means “little girl” so imagine going from that to “chaos bringer”

[parziivillains]

I mean, going from little girl to chaos bringer sounds like a p solid deal to me, sign me up.

[heckifiknowcomics]

workin’ in retail be like

[prozdvoices]

Tic tac toe sports anime

[joshpeck]

how do you fit so many characters and a story as deep as this into a 6 second video

[catsbeaversandducks]

Eevee The Adventure Cat

Photos by ©whiskered_away

[dashbeardconfessional]

ADVENTURE CAT

[just-shower-thoughts]

As an Adult I think about running away way more then I ever did as a kid.

[the-lizard-hunter-sociopath]

[local-idgit]

I used to get mad when men would make jokes about how women’s periods make them irrational, but now I just remember that during Victorian times, a table’s legs were thought to arouse men so they invented table cloths to cover them up so men wouldn’t get erections during dinner

I might cry for no reason but at least I’ve never gotten a BONER for a fucking TABLE

[niteowlworkshop]

[postmoderncomputing]

ITS A GOLDEN RETRIEVER PUPPY WITH THE EEVEELUTIONS

[explodingdragons-deactivated201]

IT’S A GOLDEN RETREEVEE.

[therealraewest]

Okay but imagine:

Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman

Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume

Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest

Peter Parker losing said contest

Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool

[dollfacedbunny]

@thefacelessghoul

[morphinefangs-deactivated201609]

all I can think of is that one episode of ATLA where everyone kept telling Zuko his scar was on the wrong side

[notdeadbabies-deactivated201603]

My cousin is a preschool teacher and asked her students to suggest names for the baby she is expecting. It went well.

[kvmalakhvn-deactivated20160728]

tag yourself i’m racecar