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hydrachea

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

shamebats

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

crowboy-bebop

mysterious stick appears out of thin air............

(hellgate osprey livestream)

syncarida

Also I have to spread this beautiful kakapo image (by Andrew Digby) I saw this evening on bluesky... her baby lint... protecting my mould spore...

zhoudadudugongjin

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

cappy

there was a point in my life where people were arguing how illogical it was for pokeballs to be so hi-tech but theyre so cheap that people are throwing them and not even picking them up if they miss a pokemon. these days in the real world you can find vapes that have temperature sensors and leds with touch screens that people tossed aside bc it was almost empty

teaboot

vexheart

until you learn the lesson

plaguedocboi

There is,,, a lobster. On the way

plaguedocboi

There is a lobster somewhere in the facility but we don’t know where

plaguedocboi

This is not a joke btw I was supposed to receive and acclimate a lobster today but I waited around in the lobby for an hour before finding out that the Lobster Deliverer went around back and gave the lobster to the aquarist and he went out on a diving trip without telling anyone where he put the lobster. There is literally a lobster here somewhere and we can’t find it. Lobster location unknown.

plaguedocboi

Update he put it in one of the lobster traps tied to the pier. Which is fine, that’s where it was gonna go anyway until we set up its display, but I would’ve preferred to acclimate it before plopping it into the ocean. But the hooligan has been contained. There will be no surprise lobster attacks today.

plaguedocboi

Update 2 here is Thee Lobster

plaguedocboi

Oh my god happy anniversary to that time we misplaced Neptune!!!!

opheliaaesque

another zutara relic………it’s genuinely so insane……if i had a man and i had to stare at The Scar He Took for His Dear Old Friend every time he took off his shirt, i’d never know peace personally……..people like to undo the gravity of the lightning scene by saying that zuko would have taken it for anyone - thing is, he didn’t……….he took it for KATARA…….he chose KATARA to fight with him………he wanted KATARA by his side and he outran lightning (LIGHTNING…..the SPEED OF LIGHT…….basic PHYSICS) for KATARA and he would have died for KATARA. end of speech thank you

i-survived-that

ID: A youtube comment with 11 likes by Niceone, it says "I've lived 46 years without knowing this. How nice of life to save some of the best bites for later." End ID.

Normally, people tend to get frustrated, even jokingly, if they miss out on something. This comment was on a song from 1974 and it made me smile quite much. Simply appreciative. Like a dessert after dinner.

phinarei

It is genuinely mind blowing to me just how many Tumblr posts have changed my life for the better and taught me to be happier. Not all of the thoughts originate on Tumblr, but the way people collect and frame them has literally changed my brain chemistry.

vonlipwig

developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.

fandomsandfairytales

This post is the spiritual successor to that post about David Corenswet:

havingapoemwithyou

Advice from a caterpillar by Amy Gerstler

tyrian-red

my erotic fanfiction is more historically accurate than yours. here it claims that shes moaning 'yes,' however classical latin didn't have a word that corresponds to Modern English 'yes,' i.e. an affirmative answer to an interrogative. You could have easily avoided this glaring implausibility by allowing her to moan plus, 'more'—as exemplified in my critically acclaimed fic with an unprecedented number of kudos (eleven). I recommend that you log out of AO3 and return only after acquiring satisfactory knowledge of the subject matter.