i don’t know who any of you are

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[corfee]

i tried on my swimsuit for today’s swimming excursion at my in laws and i want to Die. my sister in law will be there in her cute bikini and i just. she weighs more than i do and she looks great and she’s completely fine with her body while all i do is suffer over my own reflection. other people have real problems and here i am. i’m doing this to myself. it’s my own brain that is killing me

can i go back to a time when i didn’t fucking hate myself

[corfee]

on the plus side i was hungry before i tried my swimsuit on and now i’m not :)))))

[corfee]

i tried on my swimsuit for today’s swimming excursion at my in laws and i want to Die. my sister in law will be there in her cute bikini and i just. she weighs more than i do and she looks great and she’s completely fine with her body while all i do is suffer over my own reflection. other people have real problems and here i am. i’m doing this to myself. it’s my own brain that is killing me

can i go back to a time when i didn’t fucking hate myself

[corfee]

these are actually pretty good

[corfee]

tuna poke bowl my beloved

[corfee]

i bought a cute bikini! now to never ever ever wear it in public

[corfee]

hope me getting my period twice in one month is just stress and not like…cancer. again.

i don’t really care about dying but if i’m going to die then it better be quick

[corfee]

i hate eating in public

[corfee]

my husband and i got sushi & crepes for our 11th (!) anniversary and i couldn’t even really enjoy it because i felt like i was being stared at. even though i know that everyone around me was minding their own business and enjoying their food all i could think about was people watching me eat

[corfee]

the menu says their matcha azuki bean crepe is 600 calories but i’m calling bullshit because that sucker was huge. anyways i had like five bites

[corfee]

i hate eating in public

[corfee]

my husband and i got sushi & crepes for our 11th (!) anniversary and i couldn’t even really enjoy it because i felt like i was being stared at. even though i know that everyone around me was minding their own business and enjoying their food all i could think about was people watching me eat

[corfee]

i hate eating in public

[corfee]

listen i love hakuouki SSL because everything is relaxed and carefree and no one dies and nothing hurts but can i PLEASE just give valentine’s day chocolates to my anime boyfriend without all the bullshit minigames. i’m at my breaking point

[corfee]

I DID IT I HAVE NEVER SAVED SO FAST IN MY LIFE

[corfee]

listen i love hakuouki SSL because everything is relaxed and carefree and no one dies and nothing hurts but can i PLEASE just give valentine’s day chocolates to my anime boyfriend without all the bullshit minigames. i’m at my breaking point

[corfee]

oh my god

[corfee]

regular boring old water is a fear food because i drink it quickly but hot tea is safe because i drink it slowly. this makes perfect sense and i am completely sane

[corfee]

unrelated i spent over $500 on various hakuouki games because i love the shinsengumi and anime men

[corfee]

LOL who has two thumbs and relapsed

[another-rogue-trevelyan]

Playing dragon age origins be like

Damn I don’t wanna go to ostagar

Damn I don’t wanna go to redcliffe

Damn I don’t wanna do the mage tower

Damn I don’t wanna go to orzammar

Damn I don’t wanna go to denerim

Damn I don’t wanna do the forest

Damn I don’t wanna do the temple

Damn I don’t wanna do the final battle

*finishes game*

Wow what a fucking phenomenal game

[unicouniuni]

I'm a vampire…