The Queen's Corgi

"Change will come when the pain of staying the same is worse than the pain of change."

[corgisdash-blog]

When you do not have a water bottle for your bottle caps humidifier. #improvize

[corgisdash-blog]

On the Epilogue

Mom: Well it just felt like a really suckass ending after all that buildup that's all

Me: A lot of people felt that way, too...some people just don't acknowledge it, or make up their own endings!

Mom: Hmmm.

Mom: Okay. I say Hermione leaves Ron, and she and Harry have a beautiful wedding and then start a home for wayward house elves. They call it Dobby House. His portrait is over the mantle and he talks like all the other portraits. I feel better now.

Me: Awww that's kind of sweet!

Mom: Also Ron dies.

[theworldofcinema]

[thesonicscrew]

did he fucking decapitate someone?

[because-thats-what-people-do]

he hit a woman who had a sling on her arm in that arm

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

i’ve been laughing at Hugh Jackman’s face for five fucking minutes  And Michael does a Magneto hand

[tabithecreator-deactivated20210]

does fassbender say “oh jeepers” because i think he says oh jeepers

[mishasminions]

START A BOYBAND BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE ‘N SYNC

[shencomix]

That’s a “heel.”

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[kirstenmcduffie]

my dad had a skype interview today so he was sitting in the living room looking all professional in his suit and tie and everything while he’s talking to the people who are interviewing him. and OF COURSE my cat decided that she NEEDED to speak at that moment so she just starts meowing left and right and talking crazy talk to the point where the interviewers just start laughing because she just will NOT shut up. so my dad just kind of sighs, looks at the camera, and goes, “i’m so sorry. i have to ask my cat to leave.” and then he looks over at victoria and very calmly and professionally goes, “victoria, i’m afraid you’re being too loud, and i’m going to have to ask you to leave.”

and she did. she fucking turned and walked out of the living room.

[stavvers]

I’ve just come to the realisation that Hermione Granger probably memory charmed her parents and packed them off to Australia long before she told Harry and Ron she’d done it at the beginning of Deathly Hallows.

She literally never goes home from Goblet of Fire onwards, spending her summers with the boys instead. In GoF she’s remarkably blase about her teeth, something her dentist parents would have noticed and felt hurt about. 

If I were to guess, I’d say she probably did it after the wizarding world cup when she’d seen exactly how the wizarding world treats muggles and decided not to let that happen to her folks. Hermione knows which way the wind is blowing and gets in early. She’d be more than capable of doing it. 

[cardcaptorscout]

[aupu-deactivated20150627]

why does he do this

[filthyprotozoan]

we tried to convince the history teacher that taylor swift ended the Cold War and he got so frustrated he just stared into the hallway for ten minutes

[filthyprotozoan]

i saw him in the hallway later and his eyes were like glazed over he was SO TIRED i felt really bad

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Out of the way! It’s my time to shine. [video]

[laragazzadelmare]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Romance.

[deansass]

Somehow, after American Sniper was released and #KillAllMuslims trended, there have been several attacks on Muslims in a short period of time. But they’re not hate crimes; Muslims just happened to be there at the wrong place in the wrong time, right?

chapel hill shooting

Muslim killed for opening the door

Islamic school burned down

Swedish cop smashes Muslim Moroccan kid into pavement

[cmeliapond-deactivated20210711]

[viktorvektor]

king of the squirrels: then & now

[thisclockworkheart]

What happens when your lovebird gets into the posits. 

[bitofsmidgen]

Took my eyes off her for few secs and this is where I found her :)

[phalaenopfish]

Please don’t take your pets for granted. Even if you’re frustrated that your dog has been barking all day or your bird has been screaming for attention, remember you are all they have in this world. Give your fish that extra water change. Give your dog or cat that tummy rub...

[babygoatsandfriends]