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[corihrp]

kevin-howarth‌: 

“I do love you and we’ve known each other since we were 16 and I have never once seen you look awful.”

“I honestly don’t know how I got so lucky as to be your wife, Kevin.” 

[corihrp]

kevin-howarth‌:

        “Because you’re growing babies, which takes a lot of energy and you’re stressed. Regardless, you look beautiful.”

“You just love me, I look awful. Where’s this glow everyone talks about so much?” 

[corihrp]

@kevin-howarth

   “I’m just trying to figure out why i look so damn tired with ten hours of sleep and bed rest.” 

[corihrp]

I never get tired of seeing you smile. 

[corihrp]

    “Time to plan a funeral.” 

[corihrp]

addison-campbell‌: 

“It’s insane. I literally went through two jars last week. I was hoping the craving would go away after a bit, but it’s only gotten worse with each passing week.”

       “Damn girl, those cravings are hitting you hard. I can only eat a little before i get sick again. I’ve been sick all throughout this pregnancy. Has it been the same for you?” 

[corihrp]

addison-campbell‌: 

“God I know. I feel like I’m just this huge whale that just wants to fart and eat peanut butter all day.”

“Wow, that’s exactly how I feel but with almond butter.” 

[corihrp]

itskylieffs‌:

“Oh gosh, I can’t even imagine. How far along are you? If you don’t mind me asking.”

   “Six full months, i’m huge.” 

[corihrp]

      “Well,, being pregnant with twins isn’t the easiest thing.” 

[corihrp]

liamscogin:

      “oh, um… okay… I’m sorry. I’ll just… see myself out.”

  “You don’t have to go, i just didn’t want to talk about barnacle penises.” 

[corihrp]

liamscogin:

     “Yeah! And an ovary since they’re hermaphroditic! Honestly, they’re really cool. Actually, the reason they stick to boats is because, during their larval stage, they produce this cement-like substance in their ovary that they secrete through their antennae. It’s actually an incredibly strong adhesive.”

   “I’m sure that’d all be very cool... if i cared. Sorry.” 

[corihrp]

liamscogin:

     “I’m doing research for a lesson on barnacles, and since they have the largest penis in relation to body size, a lot of information available on them is about their penises.”

     “You mean that nasty stuff that sticks to the bottom of boats have penises? Ew.” 

[corihrp]

liamscogin:

      “Please distract me, I just read way too much about barnacle penises.”

“What?” 

[corihrp]

     “I can’t talk about that right now. I have to go.” 

[corihrp]

leah-the-fun-scogin:

      “That’s still impressive. I could never do it. And congratulations on finally being married!”

      “Well thank you it’s very much appreciated. We actually got hitched and this is our formal wedding.”