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kevin-howarth‌:Â
“I do love you and we’ve known each other since we were 16 and I have never once seen you look awful.”
“I honestly don’t know how I got so lucky as to be your wife, Kevin.”Â
kevin-howarth‌:
    “Because you’re growing babies, which takes a lot of energy and you’re stressed. Regardless, you look beautiful.”
“You just love me, I look awful. Where’s this glow everyone talks about so much?”Â
@kevin-howarth
  “I’m just trying to figure out why i look so damn tired with ten hours of sleep and bed rest.”Â
I never get tired of seeing you smile.Â
  “Time to plan a funeral.”Â
addison-campbell‌:Â
“It’s insane. I literally went through two jars last week. I was hoping the craving would go away after a bit, but it’s only gotten worse with each passing week.”
    “Damn girl, those cravings are hitting you hard. I can only eat a little before i get sick again. I’ve been sick all throughout this pregnancy. Has it been the same for you?”Â
addison-campbell‌:Â
“God I know. I feel like I’m just this huge whale that just wants to fart and eat peanut butter all day.”
“Wow, that’s exactly how I feel but with almond butter.”Â
itskylieffs‌:
“Oh gosh, I can’t even imagine. How far along are you? If you don’t mind me asking.”
  “Six full months, i’m huge.”Â
   “Well,, being pregnant with twins isn’t the easiest thing.”Â
liamscogin:
    “oh, um… okay… I’m sorry. I’ll just… see myself out.”
 “You don’t have to go, i just didn’t want to talk about barnacle penises.”Â
liamscogin:
   “Yeah! And an ovary since they’re hermaphroditic! Honestly, they’re really cool. Actually, the reason they stick to boats is because, during their larval stage, they produce this cement-like substance in their ovary that they secrete through their antennae. It’s actually an incredibly strong adhesive.”
  “I’m sure that’d all be very cool... if i cared. Sorry.”Â
liamscogin:
   “I’m doing research for a lesson on barnacles, and since they have the largest penis in relation to body size, a lot of information available on them is about their penises.”
   “You mean that nasty stuff that sticks to the bottom of boats have penises? Ew.”Â
liamscogin:
    “Please distract me, I just read way too much about barnacle penises.”
“What?”Â
   “I can’t talk about that right now. I have to go.”Â
leah-the-fun-scogin:
    “That’s still impressive. I could never do it. And congratulations on finally being married!”
   “Well thank you it’s very much appreciated. We actually got hitched and this is our formal wedding.”Â