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Glad the world got to see Anderson Cooper take what looked like his first shot ever

scrixels

518. Sunstone

joshpeck

this video changed my life

gallusrostromegalus

I have. A new recliner chair. It’s very comfy. but I am worried.

Mochi. Has decided that the best place to sleep is between my feet on the footrest. and when I have my laptop open I tend to. forget that he’s there.

I am going to dump him onto the floor.

Maybe not tonight, maybe not tomorrow night but Eventually He will end up rudely dumped onto the floor, like so much salad.

gallusrostromegalus

Pictured: a cat unaware of the fate probably rapidly approaching him, despite me telling him three times now. He is too comfy to care.

threeunrelateddescriptors

Question: You dump your salads on the floor? Why?

gallusrostromegalus

Comorbid ADHD and carpal tunnel have lead to a disorder that I like to call “clumsy bitch syndrome” wherin if I get distracted or grab something wrong I will just… Drop whatever I’m holding? For some reason my favorite salad bowl is a regular victim. Also happens to piles of laundry, the TV remote, and sometimes knives.

I have a strict policy of never holding babies.

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G U E S S W H A T I D I D

gallusrostromegalus

Mochi is either very forgiving or very bad at cause and effect.

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botanyshitposts

idk how the hell i’ve run a blog called ‘botanyshitposts’ for almost four years now without ever thinking to talk about this but in high school my little brother wanted a pet that wouldnt die so we got him a moss ball for $8 at a pet store and he named it tiki and it lives in this dedicated plastic tank at our parents’ house even though we’re both at college now. usually it doesnt do anything but over the past two weeks of winter break our family has watched in horror as it has gone about the process of slowly and ominously rising from its usual position at the depths of its abode to the top, where it now floats with gravel bits stuck to it from literal years of not moving. my mom has moved it to behind the sink so now whenever i go to wash my hands in the kitchen i have to face it and im scared

botanyshitposts

just squeezed all the water out of her like yall said in the replies and i put her back and shes still floating….maybe she just likes it up there

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saturn-matcha

me: if i just face this intrusive thought and force myself to not be bothered by it will go away

the intrusive thought:

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vampireapologist-archive-deacti

sometimes i go to open houses for millionaires bc why not and I went to this one where the entire bathroom was one-way glass like. it was like an extension of the house and the three exterior walls were floor to ceiling glass so you could see into the yard and the street and the neighbors’ yards while you showered in your all glass shower in the middle of the room but THEY couldn’t see in at you but. like.

the anxiety of that alone.

imagine just being in the shower feeling like you were in full-view like that.

watching the guy across the street mow the lawn.

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another house had one of those bookshelves that actually was a secret entry to the basement. It had one book on it you pulled to open it and it was the only time I’ve ever felt like the rich were spending their money on the right thing

fate

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cryptic-queer-cryptid

Hi!! Important announcement regarding people dating trans boys and trans boys in general!

There is absolutely nothing wrong with having an intimate or even sexual relationship(as long as it is consenting), but please remember that binders are NOT supposed to be worn during physical activity or anything physically straining! So while dysphoria is something to factor into your relationship, so is safety! Safety during sex or anything intimate in nature(i.e. even making out) does NOT just mean dental dams or condoms and consent, it also means being safe with your body. So please, please, wear a shirt or sports bra if you don’t want your chest involved, but DO NOT wear your binder! You can ask your partner their limits on their chest and if you are the trans boy, tell your partner your limits, but don’t wear your binder, please!! Stay safe my lovelies!! Side note: if your binder is a size up than your usual size, and you have done your research and know that it is safe to wear during exercise, then go forth! Be safe!

Also!! Please take a minute to reblog this if you see it! You could be saving someone from seriously injuring themselves!

umm-asiya

pay attention to how you speak to yourself. we would never in a million years speak to others how we often speak to ourselves. don’t let your inner dialogue become toxic. we so often talk about self love yet we’re our harshest critics. be kind to yourself.